Episode 7 - The Assault

(Sorry if I'm not doing Jingle right, it's a FanFiction, right?)

*At the hideout*

Rad: You cannot escape!

Buster: This time, you're through!

Boss: We'll just see about that, won't we?!

*At the entrance to the Hideout*

Dexter: Let's hurry! *opens the little door and Dexter, Bijou, Cappy and Jingle go into the Hideout* Look! *points to slanted stairs that now is a slide* Are you all sure we're ready to go down there?

Bijou: Yes! I want to make sure Hamtaro is okay!

Jingle: *jumps down the "Stair Slide", and then Cappy, the Bijou*

Dexter: ........ It's really dangerous. Wait for me! *goes down the slide as well*

*Where Hamtaro and Boss are*

Rad: Are you ready for your demise?

Boss: Hamtaro, get out of the way and watch yourself! *dashes and launches himself at Rad*

Rad: *gets hit by Boss, the impact sends them both flying*

Buster: *launches himself at Hamtaro*

Pierre: *does the same*

Hamtaro: Yaaahhhh!!!! *jumps to the side and slides into the wall by accident*

Bijou: Hamtaro!! *runs over to Hamtaro* We made it just in time! Are you alright? *holds her paw out to him to help him up*

Hamtaro: *takes paw and stands up* Yeah, I'm okay. Boss knocked Rad out, but those other two are still intact.

Jingle: Why, it's Bambobo!

Hamtaro: It's Hamtaro, not Bambobo!

Jingle: Changed it again, have you? Well, that's cool with me.

Cappy: Jingle, now's not the time for that! Buster and Pierre are going to attack again!

Buster: It's the end! *picks Pierre up and hurls him at Bijou*

Bijou: Hamtaro, help!

Hamtaro: *jumps in front of Bijou and takes the hit*

Bijou, Jingle, Cappy, Dexter and Boss: *gasp*

Bijou: No! Hamtaro!!

Boss: Jingle, Cappy, Dexter, I have an idea! We can use their attack against them!

Bijou: *runs over to Hamtaro's position* Are you alright?!?!

Hamtaro: *groans, and stands up weakly* He hit me right in the stomach - and I'm still hungry.

Bijou: *falls to the ground anime style* Does eating matter right now?

Hamtaro: I just want to teach Pierre and Buster a lesson so they'll stop going after you Ham-Girls.

Bijou: Yes, I understand.

Hamtaro: *dashes and launches himself and knocks Buster out*

Buster: *knocked out*

Pierre: Not that easy! *runs off*

Hamtaro: *anime sweat drop* Let's follow him!

All the Ham-Hams at the Hideout follow Pierre down another set of steps. And they come face to face with a tiny Robot thing driven by Pierre!

Pierre: You will never escape here! I will claim Princess Bijou!

Bijou: You will not!

Hamtaro: You won't, Pierre, because you'll have to get through all of us to get to her!

Boss: Yeah!

Dexter: You can't get past us that easily, Pierre!

Jingle: I'll take my pillow under my willow and smash it in your face, Pierre!

Cappy: Just try it, Pierre!

Pierre: With pleasure! *drives it forward, determined to crash into them*

Hamtaro: *jumps out of the way again as Pierre tries to run him over*

Boss: *jumps at the robot thing and crashes into Pierre, knocking him out of the robot thing*

Pierre: Oh no, what to do, what to do.... *runs down yet another set of stairs*

Boss: Everyone! Get in! We'll follow him!

*Bijou, Hamtaro, Cappy, Dexter and Jingle jump in and they ride down the stairs, but what awaits them...*

A bigger robot was standing before them, and he blasted the little one apart as the Ham-Hams jump out of it.

Hamtaro: What's with him and robots?

Bijou: He has a high IQ, so he's very good with building things.

Boss: What?! Now what are we supposed to do with a maniac genius against us?!

Hamtaro: The best we can to stop him!

Boss: Hey...where's Jingle?

Jingle: *Behind the big robot, holding a screwdriver, unscrews a few parts to the robot, and it falls apart*

Pierre: *jumps out of the robot* Oh no....Dead end...

Rad: Not over yet!

Buster: We're back!

Rad and Buster just came down the stairs and dashed over to Pierre.

Bijou: They're all three here again!

Dexter: Got any ideas?

Cappy: Not a one.

Jingle: *dashes back over to group* Me either.

*Just then*

Maxwell: We came to help!

Sandy: You know you can't win alone!

Pashmina: So we're going to help!

Stan: Hamtaro-dude, we're here to help!

Panda: I have something ready upstairs that can get rid of them!

Hamtaro: Hurry and bring it down then!

Panda: *goes back upstairs and brings down a big motor car that could go up stairs too* Hop in and I'll get you all outta here!

And the Ham-Ham's jumped in the motor car and drove out of the Hideout so fast that smoke covered the area and the whole place rattled.

Rad: We can't let them get away!!

Buster: Yeah!

Pierre: Got a new plan, anyone?

*At clubhouse*

Hamtaro: That was close.

Bijou: I thought they had captured you, Hamtaro!

Hamtaro: Nah, if they did, you wouldn't have saw us there would you?

Bijou: I guess not...

Boss: *tries to get closer to Bijou*

Bijou: *notices* Boss, I'm sorry, but I love Hamtaro.

Boss: WHAT?!

Rest of Ham-Hams: HEKE?!

Hamtaro: Huh?!

Bijou: *turns to Hamtaro and kisses him*

Rest of Ham-Hams except Boss: *cheers*

Boss: Harrumph! *glares angrily at Hamtaro*

Hamtaro: I hear something.....

*The clubhouse starts shaking like mad*

Bijou: It's them again! They're going to try to wreck the clubhouse!

Boss: Where have Laguna and Aeris been this whole episode?

Cappy: They went directly home after that Volcano Mountain incident, scared of anything else that might happen.

Hamtaro: At least they'll be safe.

*rumbling continues...*

Oh no! It seems that Rad, Buster and Pierre are at it again, and this time, they plan to wreck the Clubhouse, and steal the Ham-Girls again! What will Hamtaro and the other Ham-Boys do? Find out on the next thrilling episode of New Series of Hamtaro. You know, I think I need to change the name of the series... But I got no ideas!