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FRRREEZE!!
Hi, my name is Lei. Lei Wulong. I'm a cop. I've got some issues that need to be resolved. For example: my "live-in" girlfriend dumped me for a younger man, my partner. She thought I was a work-a-holic. That was depressing. Then that same partner got me involved in a scandal, which cost me my honor.
One day I saw an ad in the paper for the "Iron Fist" Tournament. I decided to enter to restore my honor. But before I left, I took some police files to keep me busy. Hey! Isn't this Nina Williams? She was my girlfriend during high school. Ah, those were the good ol' days! (Wink wink, nudge nudge) After I rescue her, maybe she and I can get jiggy wit' it. A little Cops and Robbers if you know what I mean.
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Whoo! That tournament was tough, but I still got my honor back. Oh! There's Nina! I'd hate to do this, but...
"FRRREEZE!!" What's this? She's shooting at me! Hey, she's a little feisty... WHOA! She almost shot "Little Lei"! Well, you know what? Two can play at THAT game! I turn to shoot and... WHAT!? She's gone! She jumped out the window. Why didn't I think of that?
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Phew! Finally, I'm out of that stupid hotel room. Oh, there she is. I run across the street, and...
"FRRREEZE!!" Oh no! Some British guy just punched me in the nuts. And he had the nerve to say, "Not even a workout!" My gun fired once... twice... oh! I got her in the leg!
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Today's a great day! I got in the paper, I got my honor back, and... I got leid! Get it? Lei... d... ?? Heheh... heh. Yeah, don't ever let anyone tell you that Cops and Robbers can't be educational!
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