EVIL PSYCHO BRITISH MEN ARE TAKING OVER THE COMPUTER!
BY NUTZY MEGAN
I OWN NOTHING!!!!!
i like sugar ............ lots of sugar ............ SQUEE!!!!!!
It all started when I was sitting at the computer, then I heard a noise.
" IT'S THOSE WEASELS FROM THE CIA AGAIN!!!!!! " I screamed.
Then my sister ran it and screeched, " THE BRITISH MEN ARE COMING! THE BRITISH MEN ARE COMING! GET YOUR GUN, 'CAUSE THE BRITISH MEN ARE COMING!!!" Then her head exploded.
After hearing this bad news, I invited my friend, Mark Llama over. He gave me an inflated gerbil and ran away to solve the monkey crises in New Mexico.
Then a evil, psycho, british man in a giant, pink, fuzzy slipper started to eat all my ELFudge cookies! So I hit him with the gerbil and he transformed into Richard Gear, who stuffed the gerbil up his butt, and I screamed as if a platypus was gnawing off my feet.
Then Bob the Builder came in a red, white, and blue bikini, singing "I can move it like this!" I screamed and hit him with Rick Flare's lead pipe.
Just then, Richard Gear died of suffocation, for a kiwi sat in his mouth.
A few explosions later they were all gone, and I said "George!"
THE END!!