Pappy Sevi's Flaming Fairytales!

By: RealmWanderer

Act: O1 Hermione, Hermione, let down your hair.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything! I'm not making any money! So don't sue me, unless you want the lent in my pockets!

Author Notes: Sevi is hired (by me of course) to baby-sit my younger sibs. Now it's bad time and he is forced to tell them fairy tales, oh what fun! I hope you all enjoy this, and since I'm really, hyper and laaaaazy right now, this is gonna be in script format. Well, sit back and enjoy the ride and be glad you're not one of these kids.

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Sevi: Once upon a flaming time, there was a couple, the….er… Grangers. But you see, brats…er…kids, they couldn't have kids on their own so they….

Jackie: Her tummy wasn't big enough?

Will: No you idiot! The stork didn't know where they lived!

Jackie: Ooooooooh!

Sevi: Will both of you shut up?! Ten points from Gryffindor!

All kids: Gryffin what?

Sevi: ***slaps forehead*** Of all the kids she had to make me read to, it just had to be muggles! Anyway, since they couldn't have kids on their own, they made a deal with a witch…

Michelle: ***screams***

Sevi: WHAT NOW!?

Michelle: Witches are scary ***Sevi slaps forehead***

Jackie: Never mind her, read the rest of the story!

Sevi: I'm getting there brat! The deal was, the witch would give them a baby, but after four years, the witch got the baby back.

Michelle: That's not much of a deal!

Sevi: What would you know about deals?!

Michelle: **sticks out tongue** My dad watches market watch!

Sevi: Oy! Anyway, they had a baby and named her Hermione, when four years pasted the witch got the baby back and everyone lived miserably ever after, the end.

Will: THAT STORY SUCKED!

Michelle: OOOOOOOO! I'm telling RealmWanderer that you weren't a good babysitter!

Sevi: Fine! When four years pasted the witch came to take the baby, the parents wouldn't let the baby go so the witch killed them.

Jackie: ***screams*** THAT'S MEAN!

Sevi: That's life.

Will: What happens next?

Sevi: Well, the witch locked Hermione up in a tall tower and left her there. Over the years her hair grew very, very, very, very, very long. Soon, she was able to throw her hair out the window and it could touch the ground.

Michelle: Did she brush it?

Sevi: Never in her life, in fact, spiders and birds lived in her mop.

Michelle: That's gross

Will: That's cool.

Jackie: Do wash your hair?

Sevi: ANYWAY! One day, Prince Potter walked by with his sidekick, Ron.

Hermione: Yoo hoo?

Prince Potter: Do you hear something Ron?

Ron: Yes, O great one, it's coming from that tower.

Prince Potter: Really?

Ron: Yes, my lord.

Prince Potter: Hello? How are you?

Hermione: Very bad, you see I'm stuck in this tower and there is no way to get down.

Prince Potter: Hmmm that is a problem, well as a prince it's my duty to save you! Come, partner, let's find a door!

Ron: I don't see any, my prince.

Prince Potter: Then how did she get up there?

Ron: Why don't you ask her?

Prince Potter: Good idea. How did you get up there?

Hermione: Long story, just climb up my hair!

Ron: Wouldn't  that hurt?

Hermione: Naw.

Prince Potter: I'm on my way!

Ron: Be careful, my prince!

Michelle: Are they gay?

Will and Jackie: What's gay?

Sevi: ***coughs*** So Prince Potter climbed up her hair and then threw her out the window, and Ron caught her. Prince Potter than rode back to his castle were he and Hermione wed. The End.

Michelle, Jackie, and Will: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Sevi: ***gets up from the chair he was sitting in and walks down the stairs to wait for RealmWanderer to return from the Anti-S.W.A.T. (Stop Wacko Authors Team) meeting. A car is heard pulling into the driveway. The door opens and RealmWanderer walks in.***

Me: Hey, Sevi, how was your time?

Sevi: Your siblings are trolls!

Me: You don't have to live with them.

Sevi: Thank Merlin that's over with.

Me: Oh no it's not! ***reaches into pocket and pulls out several pieces of paper that read "I will baby sit Michelle, Jackie, and Will Singed Severus Snape."*** You'll be baby-sitting 'em until all of your debts are paid.

Sevi: That's the last time I play poker with you!

Me: WAHAHAHAHA!

Sevi: ô.o ***raises eyebrow and leaves***

***Fin? No Way!***

Endnotes: So ends the first chapter of Pappy Sevi's Flaming Fairytales, tell me what you thought.