Pappy Sevi's Fairytales

Act: 02 Ginny and the Seven Dwarfs

By: (who else?) RealmWanderer

Disclaimers: I don't own any of the hp characters; I just toy around with their lives!

Author's Notes: Wow! Chapter Two up only a day after chapter one! Wow (again)! I had no idea that I would get such responses! Well, I had two reviewers ask for a Snow White tale… so here it is! Poor Sevi!

Me: ***opens the door, it's Sevi!*** Glad you can make it on such sort notice!

Sevi: Isn't it a little late for you to be going out?

Me: Emergency, my Guild sista, Dmaio, has gone after Ryoga again. Raven and I must go find her!

Sevi: ***veeeeery sarcastically*** And we can't live without her.

Me: ***sarcastically***  Thank you so much for your support! The trolls are in their room, read 'em a story. And whatever you do, no mater how tempting, don't put them in the microwave! ***runs out the door and into to her car. Then drives off***

Sevi: ***under his breath as he walks up the stairs*** At least she didn't say anything about not putting them in the stove! ***walks into Michelle, Jackie, and Will's room***\

Jackie and Will: ***singing (rather badly)*** YES I'M SLIM SNAPEY, I'M THE REAL SNAPEY! ALL YOU OTHER WILL SNAPEY ARE….

Michelle: NONONONONOOOOO! IT'S THE REAL SLIM SHADY YOU IDIOTS! ***whacks the two outside the head***

Jackie: ***cries, screams, and claws at Michelle***

Will: Oh look! It's Sevi!

Sevi: That's Professor Snape to you!

Will: SNAPEY!

Sevi: ***looks over at Jackie and Michelle*** Stop that right now, or I'll make you two scrub pans!

Jackie: Pans?

Michelle: ***snudy look on face*** I did the dishes already!

Sevi: Oy!

Jackie: Read us a story, Snapey!

Sevi: Fine what story do you want to hear?

Jackie: ***jumps up and down***  SNOW WHITE! SNOW WHITE! SNOW WHITE!

Sevi: Ummmmm ***thinking*** Crap! I don't know that story! ***aloud*** Errrrrr…. Once upon a flaming time, there lived a small princess named Ginny….

Michelle: I thought her name was Snow White.

Jackie: That's what it was in the Disney movie!

Sevi: Disney's a liar. Anyway, one day she got lost in the woods. After three days of wandering, she stumbled upon a small box?

Will: Didn't the dwarfs live in a house?

Sevi: It was a rather big box, ok brat? Anyway, she walked into the box and saw seven little men, their names were, Fred, George, Percy, Harry, Neville, Ron, and…er…Cerdic.

Ginny: Ah! You're all so small!

Fred: Why do you think we live in a box?

Percy: You're so rude, you didn't even introduce yourself! ***grabs Ginny's hand*** Hello, I'm Percy.

George: The Pompous! Hi I'm Fred!

Fred: no I'm Fred!

George: You ruined it!

Ron: Don't mind them, I'm Ron.

Harry: I'm Harry.

Cerdic: I'm Cerdic, nice to meet you.

Neville: ***blushing*** I'm…I'm Ne…Neville.

Ginny: Hi! I'm Ginny!

All guys: AS IN PRINCESS GINNY?! ***Ginny nods, darwfs bow***

Ginny: No need for formality! I'm really hunger, have you anything to it?

Neville: Yes, yes! ***runs off***

Michelle: Why are all those guys living together? Are they gay?

Jackie and Will: WHAT'S GAY!?

Sevi: Just what is your fascination with homosexuality?

Michelle: I was just asking!

Sevi: ***shakes head*** Be glad, you're not on of my students, be so glad!

Michelle: Why? Are you gay?

Sevi: ***looks like he's trying really really hard not to slap her*** No, okay? In fact, I'm quite taken by a lady named Ilana*.

 Jackie and Will: WHAT'S GAY!?

Sevi: ENOUGH! Anyway, The next morning the darwfs went of to work, promising to return Ginny home as soon as they got back. As soon as they left a witch came by and poisoned Ginny, she could only be woken if someone kissed her.

Michelle: TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISS!

Sevi:ô.o Riiiiiiiiight. Anyway, the darwfs came home and saw her dead not knowing what to do because they had brains the size of gnats, they put her in a flied of lowers and thought that was good enough. Then they went home.

Jackie: They just left her there?

Sevi: Yep.

Jackie: That's wrong!

Sevi: Oh well, anyway, a while later, Prince Draco came running in the flowerbed. He thought Ginny had just passed out, so he performed CPR, well, he did it wrong and ended up kissing Ginny Instead. Ginny woke up and fell madly in love with Draco, they run off to Draco's castle and got married. The End.

Will: The story ***yawn*** was too girly for me….zzzzzzzzzzz….

Jackie: Night, SNAPEY! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Michelle: Zzzzzzzzzzz

Sevi: ***sighs and leaves down the stairs, he hears the telephone ringing and picks it up*** Hello?

Me: Hey, Sevi babe! I'm lost some where in Japan and won't be back for a while, man the fort for me ok?

Sevi: ***sighs*** You say that as if I have a choice.

Me: ***laughs*** Thank you, handsome.

Sevi: You're such a flirt.

Me: No complaints so far, bai bai! ***hangs up***

Sevi: She better not me gone long. ***goes over to the couch and gets some well deserved sleep***

***Fin? No way!***

*See my other hp story "Don't make me crazy like you"

End notes: THANK YOU! Thank you so much for reviewing! I hope this chapter was as up to par as the last one. I'm so surprised that I wasn't flamed! That probably just changed by putting Gin and Draco together…. I swear, that is why I shouldn't eat sugary cereal! Oh well!

***Bowls kisses*** Bai bai! And don't forget to review!

p.s.: Erin, Kait, I don't know how you two got in the story, but you did!