Pappy Sevi's Fairytales
Act: 03 Dracorella. (I'm so gonna get flamed for this!)
By: RealmWanderer
Declaimers: Do I really have to say this? It's just so painful! Ok, I don't own anything except my younger sibs, ok?
Author's notes: OH MY LORD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL DIDN'T FLAME ME TO THE GROUND! You all like this story? WOW! Okay, will someone please read, "Don't make me crazy like you?" I actually put thought into that one and I only have one review, it would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic, but what the heck? Laugh anyway.
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Sevi: ***on phone*** When are you coming back?
Me: That's just it, I don't know, I'm lost remember?
Sevi: ***rolls eyes*** Where are you?
Me: I DON'T KNOW YOU IDIOT!
Sevi: ***sighs***
Me: Look, I got to go, this Ryoga guy we're with is doing something freaky with his bandana. (Forgive me Rumiko Takahashi!)
Sevi: Fine, it's time I read to your hellish siblings anyway.
Me: Later handsome!
Sevi: Never say that again.
Me: Good-bye o cute one!
Sevi: Or that. ***hangs up the phone, then walks up the stairs to Jackie, Michelle, and Will's room*** Hello, children.
Jackie: Hello, Sevi!
Sevi: I'm Professor Snape to you.
Will: Ok, Professor Snapey!
Sevi: Ugh!
Michelle: Why isn't RealmWanderer home yet?
Sevi: She's lost somewhere in Japan.
Michelle: Oh.
Will: What story are you reading to us tonight, Snapey-head?
Sevi: I don't know.
Jackie: CINDERELLA! CINDERELLA! CINDERELLA!
Sevi: Fine! Once upon a flaming time there lived a family called the Malfoy's, they had one son and they named him Draco.
Michelle: That's a funny name.
Sevi: Anyway, as time goes by, the Malfoy's began to worry about their son. He was such a jerk to everyone and they thought he would never get married. So, they made a deal, they would throw a party and if he didn't pick a girl to marry, he would be disowned from the family and they would try for another heir.
Jackie: Um……er…… are you making these up?
Sevi: What do you mean?
Will: Last night's story was really bad!
Sevi: be quite and let me finish! In another house lived a girl named Hermione, she worked as a maid and, by a fluke, was invited to the party.
Draco: Who are you?
Hermione: My name's Hermione.
Draco: I'm Draco.
Hermione: Ok.
Draco: I hate parties!
Hermione: Me too, they just give me an excuse to get of work.
Draco: oh, ok.
Sevi: ***yanws*** What time is it?
Will: 1 then a 3 then a 7!
Sevi: What…?
Michelle: It's 1:37am.
Sevi: WHAT!?
Jackie: you shouldn't have talked to my sister so long.
Michelle: Snapey and RealmWanderer, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Sevi: I'm a little too old for her. ***yawns (he to tired to be angry)***
Michelle: Yea… besides her boyfriend might not like that.
Sevi: I don't think he would.
Michelle: Would your boyfriend like that?
Sevi: I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! Merlin, what is your damage!?
Will: Are you going to finish the story?
Sevi: fine. Draco picked Hermione cause she was the only girl he knew and they lived miserably ever after the end!
Sirius: That was a terrible story!
Sevi: Black! What are you doing here?!
Jackie: Not another crazy haired guy!
Michelle: Is this your boyfriend?
Sevi: ***puts hands in face***
Sirius: RealmWanderer called me and told me to help you with them. She said something about not putting them in the microwave and trying not to kill you.
Sevi: And you're just doing this out of the goodness of your heart? ***sarcastic!***
Sirius: ***smiles*** That and the fact I owe her from a poker game a couple months ago.
Sevi: ***glares and goes down the stairs to call Realmie*** WHY THE HECK DID YOU CALL BLACK?!
Me: Oh, he's there already? I thought you could use the help; two heads are better than one you know.
Sevi: Except when one head is a dunderhead!
Me: Know, Sevi, you really need to work on that low self-esteem!
Sevi: I detest you!
Me: ***laughs*** play nice now; I'll be back as soon as I can. Bai bai!
Sevi: ***hangs up the phone and goes to the couch where he gets some nice sleep***
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Endnotes: Wow! A third chapter! I don't know how Sirius got in here, and I don't care. Please review, and someone please read my other story! Ok, yea, I hope you liked it, and yea…I'm sleepy. ***yawns*** It is 3:30…yea…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz