Pappy Sevi's Fairytales

By: Realmi

Chapter 5: Return of the Wicked Witch

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Severus: *on phone with Realmi* Come home right now!

Realmi: That's a little tough right now, I'm a tad busy.

Severus: Doing what?

Realmi: TRYING TO FIND MY WAY HOME!!!

Severus: *pulls phone away from ear*

Realmi: Anyway, I wan tot talk to Sirius.

Severus: He's busy!

Sirius: No I'm not!

Realmi: Put him on right now!

Severus: *chuck phone at Sirius*

Sirius: Hey, what's up?

Realmi: We saved that girl.

Sirius: That was fast.

Realmi: Yeah, it was, but oh well.

Sirius: When are you coming back?

Realmi: Tonight.

Sirius: Did you tell Snape this?

Realmi: Nope! I want it to be a surprise.

Sirius: Okay, I won't tell him.

Realmi: Good boy! Anyway, I have to go, bai bai!

Sirius: Bye, Realms.

Severus: *with folded arms* What did the wicked witch of the weird want?

Sirius: Walk slowly in the rain with you, you lucky devil you.

Severus: *glares*

Sirius: Anyway, don't you have lullabies to sing?

Severus: *glares harder*

Jackie: *bounces into room* Tell me a story, Sirius!

Sirius: Okay, hey! Michelle, Will! Get down here, I'm telling a story.

Michelle and Will: *run down stairs*

Michelle: What story?

Sirius: Ummmm…… how about… Sleeping Beauty?

Michelle: Okay!

Will: Aw… another girlie story!

Jackie: Begin, begin!

Sirius: Okay, once upon a time, there was a king and a queen who longed to have a son of their own…

Michelle: I thought sleeping beauty was a girl.

Sirius: Well, she's a boy now. Anyway, one day, a son was born and they named him, Severus.

Severus: *raises eyebrow*

Sirius: One day, a wicked witch came to the castle and fell madly in love with Prince Severus.

Severus: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, her name's Realmi?

Sirius: Correct! Anyway, because Prince Severus was to be married to Prince Re…… *Snape cuffs him outside his head* Ow! Okay, since Prince Severus was… er…

Will: Wasn't the witch mad that she wasn't as cute as the prince?

Sirius: Okay, okay! The witch was mad that Prince Severus had better hair then her and so she put him to sleep.

Severus: *walks out of room unable to take anymore of this*

Sirius: One day, however, a short young lady came and fell in love the fair prince; her name was the Princess Erin.

Michelle: The Princess Erin?

Jackie: That's a dumb name.

Will: Well, this is a dumb story. Fairytales are for girls!

Sirius: *laugh* Anyway, the only way to break the curse and wake up the prince is to defeat the Evil Count Realmi and her army of giant lizards and a horde of hamsters that she borrowed from her friend Dave.

Jackie: Thought she was a wicked witch.

Sirius: She got a promotion.

Michelle: Wouldn't she be a countess Anyway, Princess Erin's love for Prince Severus could not be stopped by the forces of evil.

Princess Erin: Realmi! I'm gone kick your ass for putting my Sevi to sleep!

Evil Count Realmi: I'd like to see you try!

Sirius: And so, Princess Erin and the Evil Count Realmi fought long and hard. It seemed the Evil Count Realmi had the upper hand, but then, Princess Erin used her powers of love and friendship to defeat evil.

(Erin: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?)

Evil Count Realmi: Don't kill me…

Princess Erin: Then release Prince Severus!

Evil Count Realmi: Okay, okay.

Sirius: And so, love dominated over evil, however, there was one little catch before they could wake up Prince Severus.

Erin: I have to what!?

Realmi: Wear this and sing the theme song. *holds up a Sailor Moon outfit*

Erin: You're evil.

Evil Count Realmi: Hence the title "The Evil Count Realmi."

Erin: *swears all things sweet and tasty to kill her as she put on the outfit*

Evil Count Realmi: You forgot the wings.

Sirius: And after a few snapshots and a theme song, Prince Severus was awake and he and Princess Erin rode of into the sunset to live happily ever after in a castle in the sky.

Severus: *throws a shoe at Black*

Sirius: *ducks* Missed me. Don't you have a lullaby to sing?

Severus: *grumbles but clears throat* Fine. *sings*]

It's too late to cry I love you.

    The wind still blowing, my heart still aching

One side of my eyes see tomorrow,

    And the other one see yesterday

    I hope I could sleep in the cradle of your love, again

Cry for me, somebody, with dry eyes

Realmi: *walks in and hears he song and decides to sing along*

*The real folk blues

    I just want to feel a real sorrow

    It's not bad a life in the muddy river

    If life is once

Hopeless hope, and the chance with traps

Severus: *singing* What is right, or wrong

    It's like a both side of a coin

How long I must live till I release?

Realmi and Severus together: *singing* The real folk blues

    I just want to feel a real pleasure

    All that glitters is not gold

Jackie, Michelle, Will: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Realmi: Kids these days, they don't appreciate good music.

Sirius: *snorts* Well, glad you're home, babe.

Realmi: *glomps Severus* Ooooooo, you sing do sexy!

Sirius: I'm leaving… *goes to door, no one notices* Bye!

Realmi: Sing for me again.

Severus: No.

Realmi: Please?

Severus: No!

Realmi: *pout*

Severus: That's not gonna work.

Realmi: Dammit!

***Fin (I think)***

Realmi: Okay, that was a very odd chapter. I don't know how the ending theme for Cowboy Bebop got in there, but it did…… Oh well, did you know that Ginger Ale is tasty and the root of all happiness?