Disclaimer :: Just to make sure that you don't mistake this for an original song – its just supposed to be sung to the tune of "That Thing You Do" by The Wonders. You –might- know it, but you'd never know.
You can guess. This song is written from Frodo's POV, anyway. Oh, its my first try at songfic and parody, so it'll be poor but just give me reviews. I love that button down there. See it? =)
(music begins)
You doin' that thing you do
Making all the Nazgul chasing after me now
Like you always do
And you got me into this
You never even knew about the danger
You had put me through
Well I try and try to forget you ring
But I find that impossible
Everytime you do that thing you do
I know they depend on me
But how am I to find a way to Mordor
If you can't let me be
Cause we would be happier can't you see
If I threw you down the very Crack of Doom now
And then Sauron would be dead
Cause I try and try to forget you ring
But don't you know how hard it is
Everytime you do that thing you do
What was I thinking then
When I told them I would go
To throw you down the mountain
Now I can't turn back home anymore
Cause we would be happier can't you see
If you could be destroyed by the crafts that we possessed
Then we would all be free
But now it hurts for me to go
To walk without my shoes
I wish I knew you would do that thing
Everytime you do that thing
I won't be there when you do that thing you do
(music ends)