Quatre In Wonderland
Chapter Three: Eating Cookies
Warnings: mild language, still OOC for Trowa, rated PG-13
I own neither GW or Alice in Wonderland
Trowa led Quatre through the strange land, where nothing seemed to be normal at all. What Quatre saw next was quite odd; however, he seemed to expect things of the sort.
Quatre blinked-blinked as he saw little smoke-rings floating through the air in front of him. An 'O' floated by. Then an 'N', and another. And then an 'A.' Quatre was lost in thought as to where the smoke-letters were coming from when he heard Trowa snort.
"What is it, Trowa?"
"Oh, Wufei's at it again. Smoking that freakin' pipe."
Quatre was more confused than ever. "What're you talking about, Trowa? Who's Wufei?"
Trowa glanced at the other boy. "I'm not sure if you want to find out."
Quatre's eyes widened, but he still followed Trowa towards the direction that the smoke rings were coming.
When they got to their destination, Quatre blink-blinked at the sight before him.
On a very large mushroom sat an Asian boy smoking a thin pipe.
"Must you continue to be a woman-hater, Wufei?" Trowa asked, sitting down on the edge of the mushroom. "It's really starting to get old."
"I'm not a woman-hater!" Wufei protested, as the last "A" in "ONNA" faded away. Wufei glared. "Okay...so maybe I am. What the hell does that have to do with anything."
"Nothing really. Just wanted to piss you off. Anyway, enough about you. This is Quatre."
Wufei rasied an eyebrow at the blonde-boy that stood beside his mushroom. "What does he want?"
"How am I suppoed to know what he wants? I was ordered to bring him back to Wonderland from Queen Relena."
Wufei snorted. "Some queen."
"I wouldn't say that too much, Wufei. She might just force you into her harem of helpless sex slaves."
Wufei's face held a mortified look, and he kept his mouth shut.
Trowa just grinned.
"Why're you on a giant mushroom?"Quatre asked meekly.
"Well...it's not really giant. It's just that we're shorter."Trowa provided.
"Oh. How do get to be the same height we were before, Trowa?"
"You ask to many questions," Wufei mumbled.
Trowa glared in Wufei's direction. "If you don't shut up, I'll have to sic Queen Relena on you!"
Wufei said nothing else.
"To answer your question, Quatre, there are many ways to do so. You'll probably just eat a cookie."
Quatre blinked.
"A....cookie?"
"Yes. A cookie."
Quatre blinked again.
"What's a cookie gonna do?!"
Trowa blinked a little. "Make you the same size you were before...."
"Next you're gonna be telling me I have to drink tea!"
"Well...no, not really."
Quatre just put on an annoyed face, and shut up. He knew that if he kept on talking, then he would just get even more confused.
* * * **
Chapter Three: Eating Cookies
Warnings: mild language, still OOC for Trowa, rated PG-13
I own neither GW or Alice in Wonderland
Trowa led Quatre through the strange land, where nothing seemed to be normal at all. What Quatre saw next was quite odd; however, he seemed to expect things of the sort.
Quatre blinked-blinked as he saw little smoke-rings floating through the air in front of him. An 'O' floated by. Then an 'N', and another. And then an 'A.' Quatre was lost in thought as to where the smoke-letters were coming from when he heard Trowa snort.
"What is it, Trowa?"
"Oh, Wufei's at it again. Smoking that freakin' pipe."
Quatre was more confused than ever. "What're you talking about, Trowa? Who's Wufei?"
Trowa glanced at the other boy. "I'm not sure if you want to find out."
Quatre's eyes widened, but he still followed Trowa towards the direction that the smoke rings were coming.
When they got to their destination, Quatre blink-blinked at the sight before him.
On a very large mushroom sat an Asian boy smoking a thin pipe.
"Must you continue to be a woman-hater, Wufei?" Trowa asked, sitting down on the edge of the mushroom. "It's really starting to get old."
"I'm not a woman-hater!" Wufei protested, as the last "A" in "ONNA" faded away. Wufei glared. "Okay...so maybe I am. What the hell does that have to do with anything."
"Nothing really. Just wanted to piss you off. Anyway, enough about you. This is Quatre."
Wufei rasied an eyebrow at the blonde-boy that stood beside his mushroom. "What does he want?"
"How am I suppoed to know what he wants? I was ordered to bring him back to Wonderland from Queen Relena."
Wufei snorted. "Some queen."
"I wouldn't say that too much, Wufei. She might just force you into her harem of helpless sex slaves."
Wufei's face held a mortified look, and he kept his mouth shut.
Trowa just grinned.
"Why're you on a giant mushroom?"Quatre asked meekly.
"Well...it's not really giant. It's just that we're shorter."Trowa provided.
"Oh. How do get to be the same height we were before, Trowa?"
"You ask to many questions," Wufei mumbled.
Trowa glared in Wufei's direction. "If you don't shut up, I'll have to sic Queen Relena on you!"
Wufei said nothing else.
"To answer your question, Quatre, there are many ways to do so. You'll probably just eat a cookie."
Quatre blinked.
"A....cookie?"
"Yes. A cookie."
Quatre blinked again.
"What's a cookie gonna do?!"
Trowa blinked a little. "Make you the same size you were before...."
"Next you're gonna be telling me I have to drink tea!"
"Well...no, not really."
Quatre just put on an annoyed face, and shut up. He knew that if he kept on talking, then he would just get even more confused.
* * * **