Quatre In Wonderland
Chapter Seven: A Decision by Croquet
Warnings: a little bit of profanity, yaoi and yuri
Pairings: Same old same old.....3x4, 2x1, D+R., S+5
Rated: PG-13
Note: I realized after writing this last chapter that they used flamingos instead of actual mallets in Alice in Wonderland *sighs* Well...I haven't seen the movie in a long time, so sorry.
Relena smiled at the cute little hedgehog Dorothy held in her right hand. Since it was pink and everything, Relena took it and placed it on the appropriate spot on the ground.
Dorothy handed Quatre a blue hedgehog and mallet.
Quatre blinked. "You want me to hit a hedgehog around with a mallet instead of a ball?" he asked, glancing at a little ball of curled-up fur in his hand.
Relena nodded, "Of course! Why would we use a ball for croquet? That's silly."
Along with Relena, the bishonen and Dorothy laughed. Well, the bishes laughs were a bit fake and dry. Relena didn't really seem to notice.
When Relena was satisfied with her hedgehog and her mallet, she declared that the game would now begin.
Quatre, being a boy that resided amongst a group of high-etiquette sisters, knew exactly how to play croquet. He was actually quite good.
Relena apparently didn't sense this in him, and felt as if it were an easy win.
"Ready to start, Quatre?" Relena asked kindly.
The blonde boy nodded, and the game started.
* * * * * *
"Trowa!" Sally called from where her and Cathy were sitting.
Cringing only slightly, the brunette walked over to where the two girls sat. "Yah. What's up?"
"Well, I wanted to know if you knew where Wufei was," Sally replied, pouting. "He ran off. Again."
Trowa resisted the urge to roll his eyes. "Haven't seen him," he murmured, his eyes going back to the game.
Relena looked as if she were going to *smak* Quatre at any second. The blonde boy had knocked her pink hedgehog down a little hill. Relena wasn't very happy. Either was the poor little hedgehog.
"So, are you two dating yet?" Sally asked conversationally.
"Quat and I, you mean?" Trowa asked.
Sally nodded.
"Yeah," Trowa answered warily, slightly afraid that Cathy might attack him.
" I told you he was gay," Sally said smugly to Cathy.
Cathy rolled her eyes. "Yeah, I know. All of the guys here are probably gay."
"Or bi."
"Even Wufei?"
"Probably."
"I don't think so," Trowa added.
"Really? So you think he's gay then?" Sally asked.
"No. Neither one."
"He has to be one, Trowa," Cathy argued. "He's always ignoring Sally's love, and he hates women."
"He's gay!" Sally concluded, a tone of despair in her voice.
"Don't worry, Sally!" Cathy said brightly. "You can still be obsessed with him! He doesn't even have a boyfriend yet! You still have the chance to jump him."
"Really?" Sally sniffed. "Even if he is gay?
"Who's gay?" A new voice asked.
"Oh, hi Wufei!" Sally said smiling.
He just grumbled something, and glared at them.
"We were talking about you, of course, Wuffie!" Cathy said sunnily, her bright smile never wavering.
Wufei paled a bit. "What?"
"We were talking-"
"I heard you the first time!" Wufei yelled, his anger starting to show. "What is this injustice that you talk about of me being gay?!" Cathy giggled, causing Wufei's face to get even redder from his anger rising.
"You're being silly, Wuffie."
"My name is Wufei," he growled. "And I am not gay!"
Sally patted him on the head. "It's okay, sweetie. Denial is just a stage. We can get you to acceptance really quick, I promise."
"Sweetie?" Wufei cried in a horrified voice.
"Of course...you have to promise to be my love slave, or else I won't help you," Sally continued, ignoring Wufei's state of distress.
"I refuse to be anyone's love slave! Especially to a crazy onna like you!"
"Just give in, Wufei," Trowa said over the sound of the two girls laughing. "You know it'll all end Sally's way anyhow."
Wufei gave all three of them a glare. "You are all highly dishon-"
"Honor means shit to us, Wufei-kins," Cathy said, winking.
"Why do you insist on adding ridiculous things to my name?!"
"'Cuz it's fun!"
Wufei, of course, just glared and them and opted to look grumpy.
* * * * * * * * * * *
"This is impossible!" Relena shrieked, kicking the poor, defenseless blue hedgehog.
Quatre had won. Relena was slightly in denial.
Just as Relena was about to hit Quare over the head with her mallet, a soft thumping sound was heard.
The sound grew louder...and louder...and louder...until the cause of it was seen.
Hundreds of multicolored hedgehogs ran towards Relena, who was screaming bloody murder.
"EEP! Get them away from me!" she screamed, as the little critters bit at her ankles.
Herds of hedgehogs weren't that popular to see, even in Wonderland, so everyone was in awe.
By the time the herd had cleared, Relena was well-trampled. Dorothy ran to her side.
"My Queen! What should I do?"
"Help me back to the palace, Dorothy," Relena answered weakly.
"Yes, my Queen. I'll make sure that everything will be okay."
The two girls left, leaving the harem and various others staring in disbelief at the event they had just witnessed.
"Um..." Quatre said meekly, dropping his mallet and going back to stand near Trowa.
As if on cue, Duo and Heero appeared. They looked like anyone would after a good boinking.
Heero had a grin on his face, matching Duo's constant one.
"Have fun?" Quatre asked, smirking a little at the disarray of Duo and Heero's clothes.
"Hell yeah!" Duo answered enthusiastically.
"Where's Relena?" Heero asked in a small, wary voice.
"Hedgehogs attacked her," Sally answered helpfully.
"I knew the hedgehog plan would work!" Duo said triumphantly.
Heero smirked at his new found lover.
"What're we gonna do now, Trowa?" Quatre asked.
Trowa shrugged. "Don't you need to get home?" he asked in a rather sad voice.
Quatre shook his head. "I"m not going back to live at that house. I'm living with you now."
"I have no problem with that," Trowa agreed.
Quatre smiled in satisfaction.
"Did you two realize that you forgot a kitten at our party?" Cathy asked, pulling a
meowing Dinah out of her handbag.
Dinah jumped to the ground and rubbed up against Quatre's leg.
"I'm sorry, Dinah!" Quatre said, scooping the kitten up in his arms. Dinah response was purring.
"What're you going to do with Relena's harem?" Wufei asked, motioning to all the bishes who had teary looks in their eyes.
"Well, I'm sure that Dorothy'll be taking care of Relena now," Heero answered, shuddering a little. "So, they're free to go."
*A grateful parade of bishies exit the story*
"Oh! We should follow them, Wuffie!" Sally exclaimed.
"Why?" Wufei grumbled, staying put.
"So we can find you a boyfriend!"
Sally grabbed Wufei's hand and pulled him along with her, exiting along with the bishies. Cathy followed just so she could see Wufei get tortured.
"That was...interesting..." Quatre murmured.
"Well, Heero and I gotta go get back to our sex lives," Duo said smirking, and pulling his boyfriend by the hand towards the Helpful Forest.
"Bye!" Quatre called, his attention soon reverting back to Trowa. "So, what now?"
"Well, I have other plans for you then just standing around, " Trowa said, grinning.
"Trowa," Quatre murmured as the brunette started to attack his neck. "Not in front of Dinah..."
Trowa just sweat-dropped and scooted Dinah out of the story.
"Happy?" Trowa asked.
Quatre nodded. "Yep. But...you have to let me jump you!"
Trowa blinked as he saw a highly unexpected side of Quatre come forth. Needless to say, he enjoyed it very, very much.
*end*
*sniffle* I can't believe Quatre in Wonderland is over! It's not fair....
Well...be good and review!!
Chapter Seven: A Decision by Croquet
Warnings: a little bit of profanity, yaoi and yuri
Pairings: Same old same old.....3x4, 2x1, D+R., S+5
Rated: PG-13
Note: I realized after writing this last chapter that they used flamingos instead of actual mallets in Alice in Wonderland *sighs* Well...I haven't seen the movie in a long time, so sorry.
Relena smiled at the cute little hedgehog Dorothy held in her right hand. Since it was pink and everything, Relena took it and placed it on the appropriate spot on the ground.
Dorothy handed Quatre a blue hedgehog and mallet.
Quatre blinked. "You want me to hit a hedgehog around with a mallet instead of a ball?" he asked, glancing at a little ball of curled-up fur in his hand.
Relena nodded, "Of course! Why would we use a ball for croquet? That's silly."
Along with Relena, the bishonen and Dorothy laughed. Well, the bishes laughs were a bit fake and dry. Relena didn't really seem to notice.
When Relena was satisfied with her hedgehog and her mallet, she declared that the game would now begin.
Quatre, being a boy that resided amongst a group of high-etiquette sisters, knew exactly how to play croquet. He was actually quite good.
Relena apparently didn't sense this in him, and felt as if it were an easy win.
"Ready to start, Quatre?" Relena asked kindly.
The blonde boy nodded, and the game started.
* * * * * *
"Trowa!" Sally called from where her and Cathy were sitting.
Cringing only slightly, the brunette walked over to where the two girls sat. "Yah. What's up?"
"Well, I wanted to know if you knew where Wufei was," Sally replied, pouting. "He ran off. Again."
Trowa resisted the urge to roll his eyes. "Haven't seen him," he murmured, his eyes going back to the game.
Relena looked as if she were going to *smak* Quatre at any second. The blonde boy had knocked her pink hedgehog down a little hill. Relena wasn't very happy. Either was the poor little hedgehog.
"So, are you two dating yet?" Sally asked conversationally.
"Quat and I, you mean?" Trowa asked.
Sally nodded.
"Yeah," Trowa answered warily, slightly afraid that Cathy might attack him.
" I told you he was gay," Sally said smugly to Cathy.
Cathy rolled her eyes. "Yeah, I know. All of the guys here are probably gay."
"Or bi."
"Even Wufei?"
"Probably."
"I don't think so," Trowa added.
"Really? So you think he's gay then?" Sally asked.
"No. Neither one."
"He has to be one, Trowa," Cathy argued. "He's always ignoring Sally's love, and he hates women."
"He's gay!" Sally concluded, a tone of despair in her voice.
"Don't worry, Sally!" Cathy said brightly. "You can still be obsessed with him! He doesn't even have a boyfriend yet! You still have the chance to jump him."
"Really?" Sally sniffed. "Even if he is gay?
"Who's gay?" A new voice asked.
"Oh, hi Wufei!" Sally said smiling.
He just grumbled something, and glared at them.
"We were talking about you, of course, Wuffie!" Cathy said sunnily, her bright smile never wavering.
Wufei paled a bit. "What?"
"We were talking-"
"I heard you the first time!" Wufei yelled, his anger starting to show. "What is this injustice that you talk about of me being gay?!" Cathy giggled, causing Wufei's face to get even redder from his anger rising.
"You're being silly, Wuffie."
"My name is Wufei," he growled. "And I am not gay!"
Sally patted him on the head. "It's okay, sweetie. Denial is just a stage. We can get you to acceptance really quick, I promise."
"Sweetie?" Wufei cried in a horrified voice.
"Of course...you have to promise to be my love slave, or else I won't help you," Sally continued, ignoring Wufei's state of distress.
"I refuse to be anyone's love slave! Especially to a crazy onna like you!"
"Just give in, Wufei," Trowa said over the sound of the two girls laughing. "You know it'll all end Sally's way anyhow."
Wufei gave all three of them a glare. "You are all highly dishon-"
"Honor means shit to us, Wufei-kins," Cathy said, winking.
"Why do you insist on adding ridiculous things to my name?!"
"'Cuz it's fun!"
Wufei, of course, just glared and them and opted to look grumpy.
* * * * * * * * * * *
"This is impossible!" Relena shrieked, kicking the poor, defenseless blue hedgehog.
Quatre had won. Relena was slightly in denial.
Just as Relena was about to hit Quare over the head with her mallet, a soft thumping sound was heard.
The sound grew louder...and louder...and louder...until the cause of it was seen.
Hundreds of multicolored hedgehogs ran towards Relena, who was screaming bloody murder.
"EEP! Get them away from me!" she screamed, as the little critters bit at her ankles.
Herds of hedgehogs weren't that popular to see, even in Wonderland, so everyone was in awe.
By the time the herd had cleared, Relena was well-trampled. Dorothy ran to her side.
"My Queen! What should I do?"
"Help me back to the palace, Dorothy," Relena answered weakly.
"Yes, my Queen. I'll make sure that everything will be okay."
The two girls left, leaving the harem and various others staring in disbelief at the event they had just witnessed.
"Um..." Quatre said meekly, dropping his mallet and going back to stand near Trowa.
As if on cue, Duo and Heero appeared. They looked like anyone would after a good boinking.
Heero had a grin on his face, matching Duo's constant one.
"Have fun?" Quatre asked, smirking a little at the disarray of Duo and Heero's clothes.
"Hell yeah!" Duo answered enthusiastically.
"Where's Relena?" Heero asked in a small, wary voice.
"Hedgehogs attacked her," Sally answered helpfully.
"I knew the hedgehog plan would work!" Duo said triumphantly.
Heero smirked at his new found lover.
"What're we gonna do now, Trowa?" Quatre asked.
Trowa shrugged. "Don't you need to get home?" he asked in a rather sad voice.
Quatre shook his head. "I"m not going back to live at that house. I'm living with you now."
"I have no problem with that," Trowa agreed.
Quatre smiled in satisfaction.
"Did you two realize that you forgot a kitten at our party?" Cathy asked, pulling a
meowing Dinah out of her handbag.
Dinah jumped to the ground and rubbed up against Quatre's leg.
"I'm sorry, Dinah!" Quatre said, scooping the kitten up in his arms. Dinah response was purring.
"What're you going to do with Relena's harem?" Wufei asked, motioning to all the bishes who had teary looks in their eyes.
"Well, I'm sure that Dorothy'll be taking care of Relena now," Heero answered, shuddering a little. "So, they're free to go."
*A grateful parade of bishies exit the story*
"Oh! We should follow them, Wuffie!" Sally exclaimed.
"Why?" Wufei grumbled, staying put.
"So we can find you a boyfriend!"
Sally grabbed Wufei's hand and pulled him along with her, exiting along with the bishies. Cathy followed just so she could see Wufei get tortured.
"That was...interesting..." Quatre murmured.
"Well, Heero and I gotta go get back to our sex lives," Duo said smirking, and pulling his boyfriend by the hand towards the Helpful Forest.
"Bye!" Quatre called, his attention soon reverting back to Trowa. "So, what now?"
"Well, I have other plans for you then just standing around, " Trowa said, grinning.
"Trowa," Quatre murmured as the brunette started to attack his neck. "Not in front of Dinah..."
Trowa just sweat-dropped and scooted Dinah out of the story.
"Happy?" Trowa asked.
Quatre nodded. "Yep. But...you have to let me jump you!"
Trowa blinked as he saw a highly unexpected side of Quatre come forth. Needless to say, he enjoyed it very, very much.
*end*
*sniffle* I can't believe Quatre in Wonderland is over! It's not fair....
Well...be good and review!!