Introducing. Me!!!! hahahaha
Disclaimer: guess what! I don't own ssbm, but you already know that, so leave me alone!
Eitan: hark, where the poo am i?
???: in *cough* SSBM world! Isn't that just peachy!
Eitan: ah!!! It's peach!!! I hate you!!! *and as he said that, an ice ball shot out of his hand and impailed peach*
Peach: owee! I'm telling Mario! Whaaa! *and she runs away with an iceball through her chest*
Master Hand: you are an intruder! You are not welcome here!
Eitan: I didn't come here by choice! Some white light sucked me in here!
Crazy Hand: weeeeeeeeee! I'm so crazy!!!! *starts firing lasers all over the place*
Master Hand *sweat drop* that's my *cough*brother*cough* anyways, we don't want any users around here!
Eitan: but.
Master Hand: talk to the hand!
Eitan: but I am! I'm so confused.
Link: *glares* so you're a newbee, huh! Loser!!!
Ice climbers: * they throw their symbol, an eggplant, at Eitan* eat nasty vegetable! Haha!
Peach: let me have a try! *she throws her turnip at Eitan*
Eitan: ahhhh! All these vegetables!! *faints*
Announcer: don't I just suck! Anyways. the user would now like a match between D.K. and Eitan
D.K.: *does growling constipated sound*
Eitan: poo!
Announcer: 3, 2, 1, GO
D.K. * starts spinning around to do the helicopter attack*
Eitan: *ducks the helicopter thing and fires an ice attack ff7 style, than throws off the cliff into empty space*
Anouncer: Knock out!
End chapter 2.
Stop yelling at me! I was bored! Flames allowed, so flame away!
Disclaimer: guess what! I don't own ssbm, but you already know that, so leave me alone!
Eitan: hark, where the poo am i?
???: in *cough* SSBM world! Isn't that just peachy!
Eitan: ah!!! It's peach!!! I hate you!!! *and as he said that, an ice ball shot out of his hand and impailed peach*
Peach: owee! I'm telling Mario! Whaaa! *and she runs away with an iceball through her chest*
Master Hand: you are an intruder! You are not welcome here!
Eitan: I didn't come here by choice! Some white light sucked me in here!
Crazy Hand: weeeeeeeeee! I'm so crazy!!!! *starts firing lasers all over the place*
Master Hand *sweat drop* that's my *cough*brother*cough* anyways, we don't want any users around here!
Eitan: but.
Master Hand: talk to the hand!
Eitan: but I am! I'm so confused.
Link: *glares* so you're a newbee, huh! Loser!!!
Ice climbers: * they throw their symbol, an eggplant, at Eitan* eat nasty vegetable! Haha!
Peach: let me have a try! *she throws her turnip at Eitan*
Eitan: ahhhh! All these vegetables!! *faints*
Announcer: don't I just suck! Anyways. the user would now like a match between D.K. and Eitan
D.K.: *does growling constipated sound*
Eitan: poo!
Announcer: 3, 2, 1, GO
D.K. * starts spinning around to do the helicopter attack*
Eitan: *ducks the helicopter thing and fires an ice attack ff7 style, than throws off the cliff into empty space*
Anouncer: Knock out!
End chapter 2.
Stop yelling at me! I was bored! Flames allowed, so flame away!