Disclaimer: I don't own ssbm, like I didn't on the last chapter, so why would I now?

Chapter three: a new newcomer!

Announcer: and Eitan wins!

Peach: that was. *twirls her hair in a flirtatious way* such an. *lifts skirt up to reveal her leg* intense.

Eitan: ahhhh it's Peach! *this time shoots an icicle at her*

*peach grumbles off with an icicle through her head*

Master Hand: we will be having a big tournament soon, but we will be stealing another new comer to have 28 contestants. Eitan, do you have any friends

*peach mutters to herself that she doubts that he does*

Eitan: yeah. I guy named Callisto. He would like to be stolen away from his family.

Master Hand: great! I will be getting him soon

Crazy Hand: can I come!!!!! Hahahahahahahaahahahaha! I'm crazy!!!

Master Hand: erm. no

*master hand flies away and comes back with a knocked out callisto*

Crazy Hand: now the tournament is complete!!!!! Hahahahahahaahaha!

*master hand beats crazy hand up*

*Eitan wakes Callisto up* guess where you are!!!

Callisto: duh, it's just a big dream *walks off the edge of final destination into empty space*

Eitan: see, that's the thing. It's not a dream. *he tells him the big story*

Callisto: can't wait to see what my moves are!

Master Hand: let the tournament. commence!

Phoodooman: really short and boring. but next chapter will be the tournament! Hopefully my best chapter yet.