Merry stared in shock. "What did you do now ?" he said.
"Nothing I swear it ! I was only going to ask where we were then she started screeching at me ! Anyways it's not like I killed her . She's only unconscious, I think . All we have to do is find a nearby stream and splash some water on her . " Pippin retorted.
" And where in wherever we are , are we going to find a stream. Did you think of that ? Gandalf told us NOT to touch the crystal on the end of his staff . But no , you simply had to see it. At the EXACT moment I was trying to pull you away from it ! "
"Excuse me Merry , you dared me to , you liar !"
Thankfully I came back to the waking world and took control of the situation very quickly. Unfortunately , my mom was getting up. I could hear her cross the bedroom floor and walk into the bathroom.
"Listen you guys , I love you and all but could you squeeze into my closet for a few minutes ?" I pleaded .
" Do we know you?" Merry glared.
"You do now . Into my closet you go . "
And with that I shoved them into my closet , closed the doors , and stood outside them in an innocent pose. My mom entered the room.
"Hi hon , what do you want for breakfast ? " she inquired.
"Toast and jam please , " a muffled voice called out.
"Umm yes toast with jam and umm umm orange juice !" I nearly shouted. My mother gave me one of those strange looks that pratically seemed to say " Teenagers....."
My mom left and I was able to open the closet doors . The hobbits fell out.
"Ok , that was close. I want to stay in the closet until I figure something out alright ? Now I'm going to take a bath so don't disturb me . Don't go downstairs or outside or out of my room . Good." I instructed and strode into the bathroom.The bathroom was my place of relaxation and destressing.
I began filling up the bath with nice body wash that smelled like mango/peach. The Body Shop was a great store. "Aaaaaah " I sighed as I slid into the bubbles. I began to think about what to do . I could keep them in my room, maybe Gandalf would bring them back . Or turn them into the homeless shelter because I still wasn't sure they were who they claimed they were. That can wait , I told myself , until after my bath . I buried myself even deeper into the bubbles. " Foamy !" I giggled.
At that moment of blissfull bubbleness , Pippin came skidding into the bathroom with Merry in tow .
" You pervs ! You are rapists ! I know self defense! I beat my instructor ! " I screeched as I climbed out of the tub . I was on a homicidal rampage now. I didn't care if they were from LOTR , they had interrupted MY bath. Whilst my hands enclosed Pippin's throat , a glaring blue light filled the bathroom.
"Nothing I swear it ! I was only going to ask where we were then she started screeching at me ! Anyways it's not like I killed her . She's only unconscious, I think . All we have to do is find a nearby stream and splash some water on her . " Pippin retorted.
" And where in wherever we are , are we going to find a stream. Did you think of that ? Gandalf told us NOT to touch the crystal on the end of his staff . But no , you simply had to see it. At the EXACT moment I was trying to pull you away from it ! "
"Excuse me Merry , you dared me to , you liar !"
Thankfully I came back to the waking world and took control of the situation very quickly. Unfortunately , my mom was getting up. I could hear her cross the bedroom floor and walk into the bathroom.
"Listen you guys , I love you and all but could you squeeze into my closet for a few minutes ?" I pleaded .
" Do we know you?" Merry glared.
"You do now . Into my closet you go . "
And with that I shoved them into my closet , closed the doors , and stood outside them in an innocent pose. My mom entered the room.
"Hi hon , what do you want for breakfast ? " she inquired.
"Toast and jam please , " a muffled voice called out.
"Umm yes toast with jam and umm umm orange juice !" I nearly shouted. My mother gave me one of those strange looks that pratically seemed to say " Teenagers....."
My mom left and I was able to open the closet doors . The hobbits fell out.
"Ok , that was close. I want to stay in the closet until I figure something out alright ? Now I'm going to take a bath so don't disturb me . Don't go downstairs or outside or out of my room . Good." I instructed and strode into the bathroom.The bathroom was my place of relaxation and destressing.
I began filling up the bath with nice body wash that smelled like mango/peach. The Body Shop was a great store. "Aaaaaah " I sighed as I slid into the bubbles. I began to think about what to do . I could keep them in my room, maybe Gandalf would bring them back . Or turn them into the homeless shelter because I still wasn't sure they were who they claimed they were. That can wait , I told myself , until after my bath . I buried myself even deeper into the bubbles. " Foamy !" I giggled.
At that moment of blissfull bubbleness , Pippin came skidding into the bathroom with Merry in tow .
" You pervs ! You are rapists ! I know self defense! I beat my instructor ! " I screeched as I climbed out of the tub . I was on a homicidal rampage now. I didn't care if they were from LOTR , they had interrupted MY bath. Whilst my hands enclosed Pippin's throat , a glaring blue light filled the bathroom.