P.S. In case you didn't read the summary, this story contains WARNING: MAJOR YAOI!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Gi Oh! or Rurouni Kenshin.
Kaiba vs Yami Yuugi
Kaiba: Summon The God of Obelisk! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yami: Um, Kaiba, why is your card.....?
Obelisk: I'm sick and tired of such a stuck up master! I quit!
Kaiba: God of Obelisk!!! Noooo!!!!
Obelisk: Go to hell!
Kaiba: X.X
Kaiba Seto is unable to duel, Yami Yuugi wins!
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That's the price of being so stuck-up!
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Yami Malik vs. Jyounouchi
Yami Malik: Summon the Sun of God Dragon!
Once the Sun of God Dragon was summoned it yelled crazily and attacked everything around it!
Sun: I almost told my feelings to Siri-chan! But you summoned me out to a boring duel! Feel the wrath of a God!!!!!!!
Yami Malik: What?! *attacked by The Sun of God Dragon* XX
Jyounouchi: Wah ah ah!! Yami, TASUKETE!!!!!!! *dodging all the attacks*
Yami: Siri-chan? Could it be....? *takes out the Saint Dragon-God of Osiris card* Summon the God of Osiris!
Written below is The Sun of God Dragon and The God of Osiris love talk. Will readers with a tendency to vomit please proceed with caution.
Osiris: Sun-chan! Stop!
Sun: Siri-chan....!
Osiris: I understand your feelings *blush* But can you give me time to think it out?
Sun: Of.....Of course!
Jyounouchi: Oh my god! *faint*
Yami: I didn't know that my God of Osiris was like that.
Osiris: Sun-chan~
Sun: Siri-chan~
Osiris: Sun-chan~
Sun: Siri-chan~
Osiris: Sun-chan~
Sun: Siri-chan~
Osiris: Sun-chan~
Sun: Siri-chan~
Osiris: Sun-chan~
Sun: Siri-chan~
All: ....
Kaiba: I can't bear this any longer! Summon the God of Obelisk!
Obelisk: Hey, when are you going to stop talking! Let's go and get some wine!
Sun, Osiris: Wine?! Let's go!
Yami: Oi oi! How about the duel?
Yami Malik is unable to fight, Jyounouchi is the winner!
Jyounouchi: Ya~~~~hooooo!!
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Jyounouchi was going to win! Yami Malik eat shit!
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Pegasus vs Yami Yuugi
Pegasus: Use Magic Card Cartoon World! Summon Himura Kenshin!
'Himura Kenshin'
ATTACK 2500
DEFENSE 2100
Yami: Wah~!*heart* Bishonen! *heart**heart* Will you go on a date with me? *heart*
Pegasus: *throws up* *faint*
Pegasus is unable to duel, the Champion is Mutou Yuugi!
Kenshin: T_T Do I look so pretty?
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Gomen, Kenshin! ^_^;
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Yami vs. Pandora
Pandora: The Black Magician sacrificed itself to save its master on its own accord! But cards can't possibly.....!
Yami: Pandora! You will never understand...... You will never understand the wonders of love!
Pandora: LOVE?! *throws up blood*
Yami: Not good! *sweatdrop* I slipped up in my anger!
Yuugi: *sweatdrop* Yami.... You.....and the Dark Magician......
Yami: Please don't tell anyone!!!
Pandora: *faints*
Because Pandora is unable to duel, Yami is the winner!
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(Digimon)
Yami: Black Magician digivolve! Dark Magician of Black Chaos!
(Pokemon)
Yami: *throws pokeball* I choose you! Kuriboh!
(Sailormoon)
Yami: *holds cards* I am the bishonen senshi Sailor Yami! In the name
of the cards I will punish you!
Okay, so it WAS crap. So leave a review telling me how crappy it is,
thanks!