Take #1
Yami:: Summon Saint Dragon - God of Osiris! Attack!
Yami M: *makes YMSF(TM)* Ha ha ha! With this Trap Card, when you attack I can use a magic card that you've used! Revive the Sun of God Dragon!
(YMSF = Yami Malik's Scary Face = You know, either his tongue sticks out, or his eyes bulge out, or nerves pop up everywhere, or all three together)
Yami: What?! Even with 6000 attack points the Sun of God Dragon cannot be killed?!
Yami M: Ha ha ha ha! *makes YMSF again* My turn! With 1000 LP, the Sun of God Dragon can use its special power! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-ah? Why aren't you attacking?!
Sun: *haughtily* I will not attack my lover!
Yami, Yami M: *blanch* Lover?!
Osiris: Never mind, just kill me!
Sun: But....
Osiris: No buts! I'd rather be in the grave than face.... face.... THAT! *points at Yami M*
Sun: All right, sweetheart, don't get so worked up...... *attacks the God of Osiris*
Osiris: Thank you so much! Love you for ever! *as the fire burns it to a crisp*
Yami, Yuugi: Uh wah wah wah wah wah wah!!
Yami Malik: *makes YMAF(TM) * : Am I that scary?
(YMAF= Yami Malik's Angry Face = An angry version of YMSF - But none the less frightening)
Sun: *takes a look at Yami Malik* : Uh wah ya ya ya ya ya!!! *flees into the grave*
Yami Malik: ....
Take #2
Yami: He he he.... This round, I can use the magic card Shi Jya So Sei again! Revive the Sun of God Dragon!
Yami: .....!
Sun: *from the grave* I don't wanna come out!
Yami Malik: I COMMAND you to come out!
Sun: No! You're too scary! *whimpers*
Yami Malik: *sickeningly sweet voice* Please come out, dear Sun of God Dragon~ Pretty please~?
Sun: *sounds of vomiting inside the grave*
Yami Malik: *snap* All right that's it! *puts his face close to the grave and makes an extra scary YMSF(TM)* *roar*
Sun: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *jumps out of the grave*
Yami: .....
Yami Malik: Good, now I want you to use your special power - One Turn Kill!
Sun: No!
Yami Malik: *YMAF(TM)* WHAT?!
Sun: I don't wanna fusion with you! *shudders at the very thought*
Yami Malik: *YMAF(TM)* Okay, then I'll tear your card into pieces!
Sun: My CAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDDDD~~~~~~~!!! *spouts fire in Yami Malik's direction*
Yami Malik: Uh wah wah wah wah wah!!!!!
Yami: Wow, that guy is toast.
Yuugi: Now I know why his hair sticks up like that.
Take #3
Yami: Summon the God of Obelisk!
Yami M: Hngh! *thinks* Come attack me, you'll fall into my trap!
Yami: God of Obelisk attack!
Yami M: *YMSF(TM)* Trap Ca - ah?
Obelisk: *cower behind Yami and Yuugi* Kowai..... (Scared......)
Yami: *outraged* Get your lazy butt up and attack!
Obelisk: Nooooooooo! I'll do anything, I'll be your slave forever, or your prostitute, but don't make me attack that!!!! *shuts eyes tightly and point at Yami Malik*
Yami M :.....
Take #4
Yami: You won't attack because he's too scary?
Obelisk: *nods*
Yami: Okay then.
Yami walks up to Yami Malik and kisses him.
Yami M: !
Anzu: ....Yami?
Yuugi: *blush*
Malik: Rishid.....
Jyounouchi: What?!
Kaiba: ?!
Mokuba: ~~~~
Honda: .....
Yami: *leaves Yami Malik at last* Does he look frightening now?
Obelisk: ....No....
Which is unsurprising, as Yami Malik looks totally traumatised for life!
Yami: Therefore..... God of Obelisk ATTACK!
Bang! Under the stress of Yami's kiss and God of Obelisk's attack (though more of the former than the latter) Yami Malik faints dead straight away!
As Yami Malik is unable to duel, Mutou Yuugi is the winner!
Yuugi: Yeah!! We've saved Malik!
Yami: Jyounouchi! Its our turn to duel!
Kaiba: *also fainted*
Mokuba: Oniichan!
Anzu: And I was hoping for his first kiss..... T_T
The End!