On the way back to sanctuary all the flashing lights inside the helix
abruptly seized.
"Shit!" said Jesse. He tried to act like he knew how to fix the problem but Emma read right through him.
"Jesse, I thought we were not lying anymore. I know you don't have a clue how to fix the lights to the helix." Said Emma.
"Your right, we are going to die. I am so scared!" Jesse said crouching down on the floor in a little ball sucking his thumb.
The helix began to plummet to the earth's surface.
MEANWHILE:
Adam was back at sanctuary drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels. It would be rough making a decision between Brennan's life and giving up his business underground. He was hoping extreme intoxication would show him the path.
"ADAM ADAM WERE GOING DOWN WERE GOING DOWN MAYDAY MAYDAY I DON'T WANNA DIE!" yelled Jesse. "AHHHH!" Jesse screamed. AHHHH! He screamed again.
"Emma, calm down quit screaming I can't hear Jesse" said Adam.
"That was Jesse," said Emma.
"OH! What is it Jess, what is the malfunction!" Adam demanded in a panic. He hoped he wasn't too drunk to give proper instructions.
Shalimar put her hands on her head and began screaming like a bleach-blond with big boobs in a cheesy scary porn flick.
"All of the flashing lights on the ceiling and floor of the helix went out and we are headed straight down!" yelled Jesse.
"Any chance you can land on a liquor store?" said Adam.
AHHHH! Jesse began screaming like a bitch again.
"Okay Jesse one problem at a time. We can do this together as a team. First of all, those lights are just for show. They make the helix look more like a crazy sci fi flying machine as opposed to a cardboard box. Swing by Wal- Mart and pick up some black light bulbs and I will fix them when you get back."
"Than why are we about to smash into the earth? Said Emma.
"Who is steering the helix?" asked Adam.
"Well Jesse was but..."
"You mutants can't do anything without me. Don't forget my whiskey!" shouted Adam as he too curled up on the floor in a ball in the same pattern Jesse did.
"Man that was close!" Jesse said.
"Jesse get your hands off my tits" said Shalimar once she realized she wasn't in harms way and stopped screeching.
"Sorry Shalimar, I felt they were the largest hardest objects closest to me to hold on to!" said Jesse.
Adam finally realized that his team desperately needed him. They would be lost without him. He was like their daddy. "Pimp Daddy" Adam said laughing remembering the memory of Brennan and how he had used that title when he first found out about Adam's bitches. He took several more swigs of the liquor and began to drift into deep thought.
His mind went to the first episode of Mutant X. I mean, to the first time Mutant X met. Man Adam was drunk. He recalled first seeing Brennan on that escalator with Emma. He remembered seeing Brennan dragged off by Thorne and his GSA agents. Damn he was skinny than! Now it would take eight guys the size of Thorne to drag him anywhere! He remembered trying to persuade Emma to join his forces of good. He remembered her standing on the escalator calling for Brennan wearing that red bra and red pumps with only a jean jacket over it and the lowest cut jeans he had ever seen. He remembers her panties sticking out. Soft, white panties. Or no wait, were they beige? He than began to fantasize he was the one being dragged off by Thorne.
"Adam" Emma cried out for his release in her bright red fire hot lipstick and once again that red bra and red pumps. "Adam" everything focused in on those lips.
"Adam! Adam! Wake up. Damn it he is drunk again what are we going to do now? We can't make any decisions for ourselves" said Jesse. "Adam, we need you to wake up" Jesse was shaking Adam forcefully.
"Should we pull his pants up and spare him the disgrace this time?" said Shalimar.
Adam instantly awoke. "Emma I was just thinking about you" he slurred.
"We got that much from the stains on your pants" said Jesse with a little bit of jealousy in his voice.
Shalimar licked her lips. "You guys go get some sleep. I will tuck Adam in," The moment Jesse and Emma left the room Shalimar pounced down on Adam.
"You have been very naughty Adam. I must punish you!" Shalimar said.
"NO, PLEASE don't punish me, I'll be good from now on I promise." Adam said
"Too late bad boy. You dirty little boy" Shalimar said.
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"Shit!" said Jesse. He tried to act like he knew how to fix the problem but Emma read right through him.
"Jesse, I thought we were not lying anymore. I know you don't have a clue how to fix the lights to the helix." Said Emma.
"Your right, we are going to die. I am so scared!" Jesse said crouching down on the floor in a little ball sucking his thumb.
The helix began to plummet to the earth's surface.
MEANWHILE:
Adam was back at sanctuary drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels. It would be rough making a decision between Brennan's life and giving up his business underground. He was hoping extreme intoxication would show him the path.
"ADAM ADAM WERE GOING DOWN WERE GOING DOWN MAYDAY MAYDAY I DON'T WANNA DIE!" yelled Jesse. "AHHHH!" Jesse screamed. AHHHH! He screamed again.
"Emma, calm down quit screaming I can't hear Jesse" said Adam.
"That was Jesse," said Emma.
"OH! What is it Jess, what is the malfunction!" Adam demanded in a panic. He hoped he wasn't too drunk to give proper instructions.
Shalimar put her hands on her head and began screaming like a bleach-blond with big boobs in a cheesy scary porn flick.
"All of the flashing lights on the ceiling and floor of the helix went out and we are headed straight down!" yelled Jesse.
"Any chance you can land on a liquor store?" said Adam.
AHHHH! Jesse began screaming like a bitch again.
"Okay Jesse one problem at a time. We can do this together as a team. First of all, those lights are just for show. They make the helix look more like a crazy sci fi flying machine as opposed to a cardboard box. Swing by Wal- Mart and pick up some black light bulbs and I will fix them when you get back."
"Than why are we about to smash into the earth? Said Emma.
"Who is steering the helix?" asked Adam.
"Well Jesse was but..."
"You mutants can't do anything without me. Don't forget my whiskey!" shouted Adam as he too curled up on the floor in a ball in the same pattern Jesse did.
"Man that was close!" Jesse said.
"Jesse get your hands off my tits" said Shalimar once she realized she wasn't in harms way and stopped screeching.
"Sorry Shalimar, I felt they were the largest hardest objects closest to me to hold on to!" said Jesse.
Adam finally realized that his team desperately needed him. They would be lost without him. He was like their daddy. "Pimp Daddy" Adam said laughing remembering the memory of Brennan and how he had used that title when he first found out about Adam's bitches. He took several more swigs of the liquor and began to drift into deep thought.
His mind went to the first episode of Mutant X. I mean, to the first time Mutant X met. Man Adam was drunk. He recalled first seeing Brennan on that escalator with Emma. He remembered seeing Brennan dragged off by Thorne and his GSA agents. Damn he was skinny than! Now it would take eight guys the size of Thorne to drag him anywhere! He remembered trying to persuade Emma to join his forces of good. He remembered her standing on the escalator calling for Brennan wearing that red bra and red pumps with only a jean jacket over it and the lowest cut jeans he had ever seen. He remembers her panties sticking out. Soft, white panties. Or no wait, were they beige? He than began to fantasize he was the one being dragged off by Thorne.
"Adam" Emma cried out for his release in her bright red fire hot lipstick and once again that red bra and red pumps. "Adam" everything focused in on those lips.
"Adam! Adam! Wake up. Damn it he is drunk again what are we going to do now? We can't make any decisions for ourselves" said Jesse. "Adam, we need you to wake up" Jesse was shaking Adam forcefully.
"Should we pull his pants up and spare him the disgrace this time?" said Shalimar.
Adam instantly awoke. "Emma I was just thinking about you" he slurred.
"We got that much from the stains on your pants" said Jesse with a little bit of jealousy in his voice.
Shalimar licked her lips. "You guys go get some sleep. I will tuck Adam in," The moment Jesse and Emma left the room Shalimar pounced down on Adam.
"You have been very naughty Adam. I must punish you!" Shalimar said.
"NO, PLEASE don't punish me, I'll be good from now on I promise." Adam said
"Too late bad boy. You dirty little boy" Shalimar said.
XXX