Emma walked into the lab and caught Adam with his shirt off, pants
unbuttoned, and a magnifying glass.
"What the hell are you doing Adam?" she questioned.
"Oh, hey Em, come over here my little lab assistant, I am in need of assistance" he said smiling bigger than usual.
"Adam there is a twinkle in your eye!" she said smiling back.
"Here, look closely, see them?" Emma looked closely into Adam's pubic area and saw small crab-like parasites that were whitish-gray and rust colored.
"Adam you have crabs?" Emma said all sickened and all the sudden feeling itchy herself.
"Oh relax Emma. Why worry about crabs?" said Adam all laid back. (Yes, he was drinking again. Emma could smell it on his breath. Sadly it was only 8:36 am.)
"Adam, You may get a secondary infection as a result of scratching. There is a cream rinse, called premethrin, which you apply to the affected area and wash off after 10 minutes " Emma said all knowledgeable.
"Listen Em, The scientific name for crabs is Pediculus pubis. Crabs need blood to survive. Crabs have three very distinct phases: egg, nit, and the third phase is called the louse, and is the parasite that causes itching. Louse is the singular for lice (like mouse and mice). The most common symptom of crabs is itching in your pubic area. The itching is caused by an allergic reaction to the bites," said Adam. Emma was pissed now.
"Adam your drunk and you are a babbling idiot!"
"No Em, you don't get it. These crabs are from Shalimar. They sucked her blood before getting on me and have since sucked my blood. Therefore there is a scientific discovery here. These are special Mutant Crabs! Since they got me I am so unsure what will become of me. I may be infected!"
Emma was just not getting it. Adam took a big guzzle of liquor before pulling her into him closely.
"ADAM GROSS DON'T TOUCH ME!" she shouted.
"What is it that time of month for you sexy? You know I don't mind at all," Adam said. "
ADAM YOU HAVE CRABS." She took a deep breath to calm her down. "Listen Adam, the second you get rid of those things I will be more than happy to feed your sexual desires".
"No Way!" he shouted. He was starting to slur already. "These crabs are special and they are not going anywhere!"
"Its them or me Adam. Let me know when you change your mind" Emma said storming out.
"What a bitch" Adam said lighting up a cigarette.
"Shalimar" he slurred into his COM link.
"Yeah Adam what's up!" Shalimar said.
"What the hell are you doing?" he slurred.
"Running. I am in the middle of my morning workout. Why?"
"Run your fine ass into my lab on the double". Adam said as his eyes shot feral yellow.
Will Adam pick Mutant crabs or Emma? What will happen to Adam? What will these Mutant Crabs mutate into and where the hell is Brennan? All stupid questions. I stole my info on crabs off some doctor's website. Special thanks to the doc! (Or you can just think the writer of this story has them LOL)
"What the hell are you doing Adam?" she questioned.
"Oh, hey Em, come over here my little lab assistant, I am in need of assistance" he said smiling bigger than usual.
"Adam there is a twinkle in your eye!" she said smiling back.
"Here, look closely, see them?" Emma looked closely into Adam's pubic area and saw small crab-like parasites that were whitish-gray and rust colored.
"Adam you have crabs?" Emma said all sickened and all the sudden feeling itchy herself.
"Oh relax Emma. Why worry about crabs?" said Adam all laid back. (Yes, he was drinking again. Emma could smell it on his breath. Sadly it was only 8:36 am.)
"Adam, You may get a secondary infection as a result of scratching. There is a cream rinse, called premethrin, which you apply to the affected area and wash off after 10 minutes " Emma said all knowledgeable.
"Listen Em, The scientific name for crabs is Pediculus pubis. Crabs need blood to survive. Crabs have three very distinct phases: egg, nit, and the third phase is called the louse, and is the parasite that causes itching. Louse is the singular for lice (like mouse and mice). The most common symptom of crabs is itching in your pubic area. The itching is caused by an allergic reaction to the bites," said Adam. Emma was pissed now.
"Adam your drunk and you are a babbling idiot!"
"No Em, you don't get it. These crabs are from Shalimar. They sucked her blood before getting on me and have since sucked my blood. Therefore there is a scientific discovery here. These are special Mutant Crabs! Since they got me I am so unsure what will become of me. I may be infected!"
Emma was just not getting it. Adam took a big guzzle of liquor before pulling her into him closely.
"ADAM GROSS DON'T TOUCH ME!" she shouted.
"What is it that time of month for you sexy? You know I don't mind at all," Adam said. "
ADAM YOU HAVE CRABS." She took a deep breath to calm her down. "Listen Adam, the second you get rid of those things I will be more than happy to feed your sexual desires".
"No Way!" he shouted. He was starting to slur already. "These crabs are special and they are not going anywhere!"
"Its them or me Adam. Let me know when you change your mind" Emma said storming out.
"What a bitch" Adam said lighting up a cigarette.
"Shalimar" he slurred into his COM link.
"Yeah Adam what's up!" Shalimar said.
"What the hell are you doing?" he slurred.
"Running. I am in the middle of my morning workout. Why?"
"Run your fine ass into my lab on the double". Adam said as his eyes shot feral yellow.
Will Adam pick Mutant crabs or Emma? What will happen to Adam? What will these Mutant Crabs mutate into and where the hell is Brennan? All stupid questions. I stole my info on crabs off some doctor's website. Special thanks to the doc! (Or you can just think the writer of this story has them LOL)