I am sad. My first story was a big success and this one seems to be
flopping. Maybe it was the name. Hope I didn't offend any skanks out there.
We are all sisters you know. Oh well. I will wrap it up soon, thanks to you
few (you know who you are. This is special & long................titled
Ugly.
(back flash, Adam hit Brennan in the head with his JD bottle) No wait, I am switching my booze of choice to Southern Comfort now, cause Krowl fu has JD in her story. We don't want this to be a cliche.
Brennan turned around in disbelieve. How could Adam of all people treat him this way? It was one think setting him up with those skanky bitches, than leaving him at the Strand, but this took the show.
"I am on steroids you bastard, it is going to take more than that to bring me down!" Brennan said irritably pumped.
"Come on now Brennan, you haven't had your shot in a few days. Besides knowing your weaknesses I know you must be feeling drained." Adam said holding a sharp piece of glass in his hand and noticeably swaying back and forth.
"Adam, your drunk and you're an elderly. I can bring you down blindfolded" snickered Brennan.
"Care to back up your words or are you full of shit?" cackled Adam.
"Adam your drunk, I don't want to hurt you old man, but I will," said Brennan hesitating this fight. "Why don't you go back to your usual routine, peeking and pooping in your old folks diaper. Or maybe you should get creative and go soak your dentures."
"I already soaked my dentures last night pecker" thought Adam.
Emma ran to Shalimar's room and immediately informed her of the situation going on in the lab. Shalimar looked at her make-up kit, than to Emma's face, than back to her make-up kit. Oh what the hell, they were all family. Shalimar knew Brennan could handle Adam; she was just being extremely nosy. Shalimar ran to the lab.
Adam and Brennan were still at a stands. As Shalimar walked in Adam dropped the glass to say, "Who the HELL are you!" Adam may have been drunk but he was very territorial about strangers in sanctuary.
"It's me Shal!" she said confused. Why didn't anyone recognize her without her make-up? She pretty much looked the same?
"Oh Lord" Brennan said without looking back at Shalimar. "Your on Adam, somebody get me a blindfold, and make it quick!"
"Blindfold for what?" Jesse said as he innocently walked into the lab not knowing of the commotion. The moment he saw Shalimar he instinctively phased.
"What are you doing Jesse? I don't appreciate your guys' sick humor! You're starting to offend me," she said getting agitated.
"Hah! I am afraid you're the offender!" Brennan said sickened.
"Shal? I didn't even recognize you!" Jesse said unphasing.
"Jesse, blindfold Brennan!" Adam said as he took a swig of his Southern Comfort. Emma forgot to bring him his coffee mug this time so straight from a new bottle it was.
Emma was headed back to the lab with a garbage bag. She was picking up all the empty whiskey bottles left lying around everywhere. It was her turn for clean-up duty anyway and kept her mind of Adam and his mutant crabs. She heard a burp in her mind. She was in someones thoughts. She walked over to the sofa and found Adam's coffee mug. Who's mind or minds was she in? She read something again: "burp, Adam has fine taste in houch". Emma looked into the mug to find a very visible crab floating in the leftover drops of Southern Comfort in his mug.
Just as Jesse blindfolded Brennan and his ego, Brennan stood on one leg and put his arms out like Karate Kid. His plan was to kick Adam in the face once, knocking his ass out.
Emma walked in with her garbage bag and Shalimar hushed Emma with her finger as they all watched in entertainment.
Adam's eye's shot feral, and he did two flips and three kicks into Brennan's chest and face. Brennan never saw what was coming. All three members of Mutant X stood in disbelief. If Adam wasn't wasted he would of got the third flip off. Instead, he clumsily swayed and landed directly into Shalimar, knocking her down and landing directly on top of her. He stayed there in a trance for a minute or so forgetting his main objective.
"Oh Shal" he moaned eyes out-of-focus. "You have such a nice rack" he said cupping her breast into his hand. Shalimar felt something sticking her in the hip bone.
Adam's eyes got into focus as he looked at Shalimar. Adam was confused again. Who the hell was this? She wasn't very attractive. Oh well, she would do.
Emma was so sick of this. She sent Jesse and Brennan visuals of the crabs crawling all over Adam. She sent them a subliminal memo attached that read: WE MUST GET THESE OFF ADAM, THEY ARE WHAT IS EFFECTING HIS BEHAVIOR!"
Jesse and Adam cringed at the thought but knew this was necessary. We must let the necessary occur Yep!
Brennan surprisingly was not bleeding from the beating. Is that a surprise? None of them every do. I am starting to wonder if Mutants have blood like us humans.
Brennan strapped on some latex gloves and a face mask, and picked up some tweezers and a magnifying glass that incidentally was sitting out on the table anyway.
"Grab him!" said Brennan.
Emma and Jesse pulled Adam off Shal who was so much enjoying the attention without her war paint that she already had his pants unzipped.
"Thanks for helping Shal, step one complete. Step two." said Jesse.
The layed him down on the examination table. Emma gave him a big swig of JD, I mean Southern Comfort, which was in his favorite coffee mug.
"Thanks for the refill bitch. Few more drinks and I won't care who's public hair I infest." said Mutant Crap to Emma. He was kind of cute. Emma quickly snatched him out of the mug before Adam drank him. He would make a great friend to talk to when everyone else was out kicking ass.
"What the helllll are you doing?"
"Adam, we are going to perform a simple procedure on you. Brennan is going to use tweezers to remove all crabs spotted, than we will apply some cream to kill of the rest of these parasites" said Emma.
"NO DAMN IT! NOT MY CRABS, SHALIMAR STOP THEM. DON'T LET THEM HURT OUR CRABS, WE MADE THEM-THEY ARE SOOOO SPECIAL"
"Emma we don't have any cream for crab removal" commented Brennan.
"Why not use my hair dye? I have a new box in the bathroom, bleach kills germs" said Shalimar. This was the brightest thing she every came up with.
"Good thinking Shalimar! Lets do it!"
Shal ran down the hall to get her dye while Brennan shined the spot light on Adam's now bare chest. Emma noticed Adam was wearing his Superman boxers. Incidentally, he had the same pair on since she bought them for him last Christmas.
"NO"...moaned Adam. "Adam plus super mutant crabs equals class equals money...." Adam passed the f*** out.
(back flash, Adam hit Brennan in the head with his JD bottle) No wait, I am switching my booze of choice to Southern Comfort now, cause Krowl fu has JD in her story. We don't want this to be a cliche.
Brennan turned around in disbelieve. How could Adam of all people treat him this way? It was one think setting him up with those skanky bitches, than leaving him at the Strand, but this took the show.
"I am on steroids you bastard, it is going to take more than that to bring me down!" Brennan said irritably pumped.
"Come on now Brennan, you haven't had your shot in a few days. Besides knowing your weaknesses I know you must be feeling drained." Adam said holding a sharp piece of glass in his hand and noticeably swaying back and forth.
"Adam, your drunk and you're an elderly. I can bring you down blindfolded" snickered Brennan.
"Care to back up your words or are you full of shit?" cackled Adam.
"Adam your drunk, I don't want to hurt you old man, but I will," said Brennan hesitating this fight. "Why don't you go back to your usual routine, peeking and pooping in your old folks diaper. Or maybe you should get creative and go soak your dentures."
"I already soaked my dentures last night pecker" thought Adam.
Emma ran to Shalimar's room and immediately informed her of the situation going on in the lab. Shalimar looked at her make-up kit, than to Emma's face, than back to her make-up kit. Oh what the hell, they were all family. Shalimar knew Brennan could handle Adam; she was just being extremely nosy. Shalimar ran to the lab.
Adam and Brennan were still at a stands. As Shalimar walked in Adam dropped the glass to say, "Who the HELL are you!" Adam may have been drunk but he was very territorial about strangers in sanctuary.
"It's me Shal!" she said confused. Why didn't anyone recognize her without her make-up? She pretty much looked the same?
"Oh Lord" Brennan said without looking back at Shalimar. "Your on Adam, somebody get me a blindfold, and make it quick!"
"Blindfold for what?" Jesse said as he innocently walked into the lab not knowing of the commotion. The moment he saw Shalimar he instinctively phased.
"What are you doing Jesse? I don't appreciate your guys' sick humor! You're starting to offend me," she said getting agitated.
"Hah! I am afraid you're the offender!" Brennan said sickened.
"Shal? I didn't even recognize you!" Jesse said unphasing.
"Jesse, blindfold Brennan!" Adam said as he took a swig of his Southern Comfort. Emma forgot to bring him his coffee mug this time so straight from a new bottle it was.
Emma was headed back to the lab with a garbage bag. She was picking up all the empty whiskey bottles left lying around everywhere. It was her turn for clean-up duty anyway and kept her mind of Adam and his mutant crabs. She heard a burp in her mind. She was in someones thoughts. She walked over to the sofa and found Adam's coffee mug. Who's mind or minds was she in? She read something again: "burp, Adam has fine taste in houch". Emma looked into the mug to find a very visible crab floating in the leftover drops of Southern Comfort in his mug.
Just as Jesse blindfolded Brennan and his ego, Brennan stood on one leg and put his arms out like Karate Kid. His plan was to kick Adam in the face once, knocking his ass out.
Emma walked in with her garbage bag and Shalimar hushed Emma with her finger as they all watched in entertainment.
Adam's eye's shot feral, and he did two flips and three kicks into Brennan's chest and face. Brennan never saw what was coming. All three members of Mutant X stood in disbelief. If Adam wasn't wasted he would of got the third flip off. Instead, he clumsily swayed and landed directly into Shalimar, knocking her down and landing directly on top of her. He stayed there in a trance for a minute or so forgetting his main objective.
"Oh Shal" he moaned eyes out-of-focus. "You have such a nice rack" he said cupping her breast into his hand. Shalimar felt something sticking her in the hip bone.
Adam's eyes got into focus as he looked at Shalimar. Adam was confused again. Who the hell was this? She wasn't very attractive. Oh well, she would do.
Emma was so sick of this. She sent Jesse and Brennan visuals of the crabs crawling all over Adam. She sent them a subliminal memo attached that read: WE MUST GET THESE OFF ADAM, THEY ARE WHAT IS EFFECTING HIS BEHAVIOR!"
Jesse and Adam cringed at the thought but knew this was necessary. We must let the necessary occur Yep!
Brennan surprisingly was not bleeding from the beating. Is that a surprise? None of them every do. I am starting to wonder if Mutants have blood like us humans.
Brennan strapped on some latex gloves and a face mask, and picked up some tweezers and a magnifying glass that incidentally was sitting out on the table anyway.
"Grab him!" said Brennan.
Emma and Jesse pulled Adam off Shal who was so much enjoying the attention without her war paint that she already had his pants unzipped.
"Thanks for helping Shal, step one complete. Step two." said Jesse.
The layed him down on the examination table. Emma gave him a big swig of JD, I mean Southern Comfort, which was in his favorite coffee mug.
"Thanks for the refill bitch. Few more drinks and I won't care who's public hair I infest." said Mutant Crap to Emma. He was kind of cute. Emma quickly snatched him out of the mug before Adam drank him. He would make a great friend to talk to when everyone else was out kicking ass.
"What the helllll are you doing?"
"Adam, we are going to perform a simple procedure on you. Brennan is going to use tweezers to remove all crabs spotted, than we will apply some cream to kill of the rest of these parasites" said Emma.
"NO DAMN IT! NOT MY CRABS, SHALIMAR STOP THEM. DON'T LET THEM HURT OUR CRABS, WE MADE THEM-THEY ARE SOOOO SPECIAL"
"Emma we don't have any cream for crab removal" commented Brennan.
"Why not use my hair dye? I have a new box in the bathroom, bleach kills germs" said Shalimar. This was the brightest thing she every came up with.
"Good thinking Shalimar! Lets do it!"
Shal ran down the hall to get her dye while Brennan shined the spot light on Adam's now bare chest. Emma noticed Adam was wearing his Superman boxers. Incidentally, he had the same pair on since she bought them for him last Christmas.
"NO"...moaned Adam. "Adam plus super mutant crabs equals class equals money...." Adam passed the f*** out.