Sorry I am so cruel to Adam for you Adam lovers out there. Are there any
Adam lovers out there? I am sorry; he just gives me the CREEPS!
"Shalimar, stop obsessing over your black roots. They match your eyebrows you know," said Emma.
"Emma your just jealous I am more pretty than you and get all the guys" said Shalimar.
"No offense Shalimar, but you have way too many miles on your ass" said Emma. "Is there anyone in this world you have not slept with yet?" questioned Emma.
Shalimar had to think about this one. "Yeah, there is one, Brennan. But mark my words, I will have him before this story is over" said Shalimar all high and mighty.
"Not if the author of this story has anything to do with it!" hissed Emma.
"Since when do you compare us to cars anyway?" said Shalimar.
Jesse walked in unusually well dressed and smiling. "You are both lemons to me," said Jesse.
This comment pissed Emma off. She was thinking about asking Jesse to go steady. Yes, he sucked in bed, but other than that he was a great guy. She was tired of Adam anyway. After the crab thing she thought she just couldn't handle giving it up to him anymore.
"Why are you all dressed up? You smell nice" Shalimar said.
"I have a date with one of Ashlocke's hotties. Her name is Loclita and she is Latin," boasted Jesse.
"I can't believe you would stoop that low to sleep with one of Ashlocke's bitches" spat Shalimar.
"First of all, I am going on a date with her not sleeping with her. Secondly, I stooped low enough to have sex with you Shal, nothing could get lower than that" Jesse said leaving the room.
In the lab..
Adam woke up with a sheet over him, naked except for a pair of white undies that were wet. Brennan had forgot to put his Depend on after the procedure and he had an accident while he was sleeping. "What the." he said confused. Once again he couldn't remember anything from the night before of partying. His blackout spells were getting worse by the day. He was going to have to do a scan on his liver again. It was possible it was in need for repairs.
Adam lifted the sheet from his body and looked down at his chest hair and public hair.. "Emma! Get your ass in her now!" Adam demanded into his COM link.
In the shower.
Brennan couldn't get over the horrible images of Adam naked. He had to do it for the team. Without Adam he would be forced to grow up, get a real job, and make his own decisions. He kept having flashbacks of running his hands through Adam's pubic hair. HAIR. All that hair. Black and curly. Big thick patches running all the way up his chest and down his back. Tears filled Brennan's eyes as he threw a match in the trashcan that had his clothes on that he was wearing. The clothing ignited into flames. Brennan crotched down into the shower and began to cry.
Back in the lab..
Adam pondered in disbelief looking at his new color of body hair. This was just what he needed. This color for sure would get him Ashlocke's hotties. Adam knew this color improved his self worth. Any money hungry bitch would flock to him like flies on sh**.
Meanwhile in Emma's room...
"Oh, are you hungry?" she said to Mutant Crab.
"I am always hungry bitch," said Mutant Crab.
"Let mommy feed you" Emma said gently placing the crab into her panties. "I put on my woolliest pair of underwear in case you need a nap. You will stay nice and warm!" Emma said.
"hahaha" that tickles giggled Emma.
"Emma, get your ass in here now!" Adam's voice came over her COM link.
What the hell did he want now.Probably his coffee mug.
"Damn it stinks in here, let me out" demanded Mutant Crab. Emma did so like a good mother and placed him on her pillow.
"Put me in Adam's whiskey mug. I don't like you bitch," said Mutant Crab.
Emma sniffled a little. No one liked here. She knew exactly why everyone else left her behind on missions. Mutant Crab didn't want to hang out with her, he would rather be with Adam of all people. Jesse had a new date. Shalimar was too much competition. Brennan was always to busy with his ego.
Enough self-pity for now, Emma stood and headed to the kitchen to retrieve Adam's coffee mug.
Back in the lab.
Shalimar skipped by the lab and stopped in disbelief. Her eyes shot feral. She licked her lips. She unbuttoned three buttons on her polyester Kmart shirt and entered the lab.
"Adam, I have been thinking about us and I think we should take our relationship to another level. I can't get you off my mind. I want to be more than sexual partners," Shalimar said. Greed and dollar signs were in her eyes.
"Back off skank!" spat Adam. "I know what you are after. With my new look I can get any female or male of my choice. No more settling for less and that includes you."
Adam looked into the mirror (if there wasn't a mirror in sanctuary before there is now) and ran his fingers through his solid gold chest hair. Can you say million-dollar man?
TBC...
"Shalimar, stop obsessing over your black roots. They match your eyebrows you know," said Emma.
"Emma your just jealous I am more pretty than you and get all the guys" said Shalimar.
"No offense Shalimar, but you have way too many miles on your ass" said Emma. "Is there anyone in this world you have not slept with yet?" questioned Emma.
Shalimar had to think about this one. "Yeah, there is one, Brennan. But mark my words, I will have him before this story is over" said Shalimar all high and mighty.
"Not if the author of this story has anything to do with it!" hissed Emma.
"Since when do you compare us to cars anyway?" said Shalimar.
Jesse walked in unusually well dressed and smiling. "You are both lemons to me," said Jesse.
This comment pissed Emma off. She was thinking about asking Jesse to go steady. Yes, he sucked in bed, but other than that he was a great guy. She was tired of Adam anyway. After the crab thing she thought she just couldn't handle giving it up to him anymore.
"Why are you all dressed up? You smell nice" Shalimar said.
"I have a date with one of Ashlocke's hotties. Her name is Loclita and she is Latin," boasted Jesse.
"I can't believe you would stoop that low to sleep with one of Ashlocke's bitches" spat Shalimar.
"First of all, I am going on a date with her not sleeping with her. Secondly, I stooped low enough to have sex with you Shal, nothing could get lower than that" Jesse said leaving the room.
In the lab..
Adam woke up with a sheet over him, naked except for a pair of white undies that were wet. Brennan had forgot to put his Depend on after the procedure and he had an accident while he was sleeping. "What the." he said confused. Once again he couldn't remember anything from the night before of partying. His blackout spells were getting worse by the day. He was going to have to do a scan on his liver again. It was possible it was in need for repairs.
Adam lifted the sheet from his body and looked down at his chest hair and public hair.. "Emma! Get your ass in her now!" Adam demanded into his COM link.
In the shower.
Brennan couldn't get over the horrible images of Adam naked. He had to do it for the team. Without Adam he would be forced to grow up, get a real job, and make his own decisions. He kept having flashbacks of running his hands through Adam's pubic hair. HAIR. All that hair. Black and curly. Big thick patches running all the way up his chest and down his back. Tears filled Brennan's eyes as he threw a match in the trashcan that had his clothes on that he was wearing. The clothing ignited into flames. Brennan crotched down into the shower and began to cry.
Back in the lab..
Adam pondered in disbelief looking at his new color of body hair. This was just what he needed. This color for sure would get him Ashlocke's hotties. Adam knew this color improved his self worth. Any money hungry bitch would flock to him like flies on sh**.
Meanwhile in Emma's room...
"Oh, are you hungry?" she said to Mutant Crab.
"I am always hungry bitch," said Mutant Crab.
"Let mommy feed you" Emma said gently placing the crab into her panties. "I put on my woolliest pair of underwear in case you need a nap. You will stay nice and warm!" Emma said.
"hahaha" that tickles giggled Emma.
"Emma, get your ass in here now!" Adam's voice came over her COM link.
What the hell did he want now.Probably his coffee mug.
"Damn it stinks in here, let me out" demanded Mutant Crab. Emma did so like a good mother and placed him on her pillow.
"Put me in Adam's whiskey mug. I don't like you bitch," said Mutant Crab.
Emma sniffled a little. No one liked here. She knew exactly why everyone else left her behind on missions. Mutant Crab didn't want to hang out with her, he would rather be with Adam of all people. Jesse had a new date. Shalimar was too much competition. Brennan was always to busy with his ego.
Enough self-pity for now, Emma stood and headed to the kitchen to retrieve Adam's coffee mug.
Back in the lab.
Shalimar skipped by the lab and stopped in disbelief. Her eyes shot feral. She licked her lips. She unbuttoned three buttons on her polyester Kmart shirt and entered the lab.
"Adam, I have been thinking about us and I think we should take our relationship to another level. I can't get you off my mind. I want to be more than sexual partners," Shalimar said. Greed and dollar signs were in her eyes.
"Back off skank!" spat Adam. "I know what you are after. With my new look I can get any female or male of my choice. No more settling for less and that includes you."
Adam looked into the mirror (if there wasn't a mirror in sanctuary before there is now) and ran his fingers through his solid gold chest hair. Can you say million-dollar man?
TBC...