In the kitchen.
Emma was humming over Adam's coffee cup as she washed it in the sink. Was this all to life? Washing Adam's dishes all the time and cleaning up everyone's mess? Always the joke of the party - always the one left behind.
Emma began humming again as she drowned the Mutant Crab in the sink.
"You like that huh? You like that? Drink some of that pig. DRINK IT!"
Still in the shower.
No more hot water. Damn it. I thought elementals hated water. Brennan was trapped. The garbage that he set fire too had burned out of control while he was busy crying a river.
"Shal, get in here quick, I am trapped by fire in my bathroom" Brennan yelled. Why he would call on a feral that was scared of fire will remain a mystery.
Shalimar was just passing by his room when his voice came on the COM link. Usually her feral instinct would pick up the smell of fire, but her heart was crushed from Adam's rejection and she was too self involved to notice or care.
"Brennan is that you?"
"Yes it is me, who the hell else would it be?" Brennan said short-fused.
Shalimar didn't really care. So what if Brennan died in a fire? He always rejected her anyway. This rejection was really putting a dent in her popularity. Okay Shalimar to the rescue. "He better be naked".
Shalimar entered the bathroom full of flames. Poor Brennan was in the shower pointing the nozzle of the showerhead at the fire.
"HELP!" he said to Shaimar.
She was too busy looking at Brennan's package, or lack there of.
"Damn Brennan, all this time I wanted you and there really isn't anything there worth the effort I have put in."
"Shal, I am soaking wet, water shrinks things, hurry up and put this fire out!"
"Brennan I am scared of fire you idiot," she said flipping her hair and still staring down yonder.
"Go get Jesse than!"
"Brennan he left. He had a date with some bitch named LowClit. Name fits her like a glove." Shalimar laughed.
"Her name is Loclita you dumb blonde. Go get Adam" Brennan said with fear in his voice. Fire would really hurt his appearance.
"You know Adam doesn't give a damn. Why waste the effort?" said Shalimar.
"Emma than!"
"Fine whatever!" Shalimar left looking for Emma. She found her in the kitchen surprisingly. That girl never ate. (So Shalimar thought. She snuck out of sanctuary many of times to eat in privacy. That explains all the fast food bags that Jesse and Brennan stumbled on earlier.)
In the kitchen.
"Quick Emma, Brennan's bathroom is on fire and he is trapped in the shower!" yelled Shalimar.
"There are fire extinguishers all over sanctuary. Find one with your name on it and use it!" yelled Emma who was obviously ready to start her monthly cycle.
In the hall.
Shalimar was running down the hall shaking her boobs. "How silly of me, the man I love is burning to death and I am busy trying to impress an empty hall". She stopped the stupid boob thing as she quickly checked every fire extinguisher for her name.
TBC. Thanks Krowl fu for faithfully reading my stories. You would tell me if my sh** sucks right? PLEASE sista, is it time to hang up my gloves (cries ace who may be ready to start her cycle too LOL) (Too much booze tonight-Southern Comfort, not JD.)
Emma was humming over Adam's coffee cup as she washed it in the sink. Was this all to life? Washing Adam's dishes all the time and cleaning up everyone's mess? Always the joke of the party - always the one left behind.
Emma began humming again as she drowned the Mutant Crab in the sink.
"You like that huh? You like that? Drink some of that pig. DRINK IT!"
Still in the shower.
No more hot water. Damn it. I thought elementals hated water. Brennan was trapped. The garbage that he set fire too had burned out of control while he was busy crying a river.
"Shal, get in here quick, I am trapped by fire in my bathroom" Brennan yelled. Why he would call on a feral that was scared of fire will remain a mystery.
Shalimar was just passing by his room when his voice came on the COM link. Usually her feral instinct would pick up the smell of fire, but her heart was crushed from Adam's rejection and she was too self involved to notice or care.
"Brennan is that you?"
"Yes it is me, who the hell else would it be?" Brennan said short-fused.
Shalimar didn't really care. So what if Brennan died in a fire? He always rejected her anyway. This rejection was really putting a dent in her popularity. Okay Shalimar to the rescue. "He better be naked".
Shalimar entered the bathroom full of flames. Poor Brennan was in the shower pointing the nozzle of the showerhead at the fire.
"HELP!" he said to Shaimar.
She was too busy looking at Brennan's package, or lack there of.
"Damn Brennan, all this time I wanted you and there really isn't anything there worth the effort I have put in."
"Shal, I am soaking wet, water shrinks things, hurry up and put this fire out!"
"Brennan I am scared of fire you idiot," she said flipping her hair and still staring down yonder.
"Go get Jesse than!"
"Brennan he left. He had a date with some bitch named LowClit. Name fits her like a glove." Shalimar laughed.
"Her name is Loclita you dumb blonde. Go get Adam" Brennan said with fear in his voice. Fire would really hurt his appearance.
"You know Adam doesn't give a damn. Why waste the effort?" said Shalimar.
"Emma than!"
"Fine whatever!" Shalimar left looking for Emma. She found her in the kitchen surprisingly. That girl never ate. (So Shalimar thought. She snuck out of sanctuary many of times to eat in privacy. That explains all the fast food bags that Jesse and Brennan stumbled on earlier.)
In the kitchen.
"Quick Emma, Brennan's bathroom is on fire and he is trapped in the shower!" yelled Shalimar.
"There are fire extinguishers all over sanctuary. Find one with your name on it and use it!" yelled Emma who was obviously ready to start her monthly cycle.
In the hall.
Shalimar was running down the hall shaking her boobs. "How silly of me, the man I love is burning to death and I am busy trying to impress an empty hall". She stopped the stupid boob thing as she quickly checked every fire extinguisher for her name.
TBC. Thanks Krowl fu for faithfully reading my stories. You would tell me if my sh** sucks right? PLEASE sista, is it time to hang up my gloves (cries ace who may be ready to start her cycle too LOL) (Too much booze tonight-Southern Comfort, not JD.)