In Shalimar's bathroom.
Shalimar had put her XL1 and Jesse's mystery mix in her hair. "Show me the money," she said rubbing the formula deep into her roots. Poor Shalimar didn't realize this formula would have a different result from Adam's or the fact that Jesse just picked any box off the supermarket shelf again. This box of dye had written on the side in BOLD "GRAY HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE MATURE WOMEN".
Somewhere with big houses...
Adam was out looking for Ashlocke's hotties. He wanted to round them up ASAP. The sooner they were working for him, the sooner his roll of money would thicken. He was so confident this time he fired all his skanky bitches.
Adam pulled along side two classy prostitutes and rolled down his window.
"Yo bitches, looking for a good time tonight?" he said sticking his chest hairs out at them. "You know my chest is not the only place with GOLD," he said smiling big. One of his gold caps in his mouth sparkled as he puffed his cigar and blew the smoke into her face.
"You got any smoke?" said one of the hotties sticking her head in Adam's vehicle.
"Ladies, we can stop at the mini mart down the road and I will buy you a carton of smokes," Adam said extending out his hand. When it came to ladies Adam really didn't have a clue.
Both sluts giggled at each other.
"Tell you what, you figure out what smoke is, get some, than come back and you have a deal!" said one of the sluts backing away from the car.
Adam was clueless. What was smoke? He wasn't exactly a genetic doctor who used to work for an American research facility. Perhaps some of the locals would know. Adam pulled his car over to a group of young men standing on a street corner.
"Excuse me home-boys, do any of you know where I can get some smoke?" Adam said.
Two of the men walked up to the car and broke into laughter looking at Adam's attire. They were going to take this fool. They sold Adam their whole bag for the night, at three times the going price. Adam just wasn't street smart. He is lucky they didn't kill his ass or rob it at that. This was an assignment for Brennan.
At an expensive hotel.
Adam never should of mixed business with pleasure. He remembers champagne and bubbles in the hot tub. Smoke, and lots of it. More champagne followed by emptying out the contents of the mini bar. Two very attractive ladies were running around snapping each other's bras and dancing to "Nothing But A Party".
What was this smoke? He felt dizzy. Too much liquor as always.
He blacked out.
The next morning: Shalimar's bed.
Shalimar awoke as usual. Her morning routine consisted of checking her roots for black. This morning was super-special, because she dyed her hair that night. GOLD? Lets find out. Shalimar removed the towel from her head and screamed like a tiger that had just lost her first born to some other prey.
Brennan, Jesse, and Emma ran to her side.
They all stood in shock at Shalimar's now gray streaked hair.
Brennan laughed so hard he had to leave the room. He really has become insensitive since he has been wrapped up in his own physique. I don't know what that ego thing is about he is the only one not getting laid am I right?
Jesse was the most sincere - Shalimar's hair would really lift Emma's popularity.
"Oh come on Shalimar, now you look more your age" gagged Emma.
"I think you look HOT!" said Jesse. "Kind-of like that genie in a bottle gal!"
"You guys really think so?"
A choir of "Oh yeah, absolutely" and "far out" came her way.
Jesse grabbed Brennan's arm on the way out. "Sleep with her Brennan, make her feel good about herself".
"Let go of my arm man before I hurt you. Sleeping with her would be like sleeping with my grandmother" Brennan spat as Shalimar walked out of the bathroom and ran to her bed in tears from Brennan's hateful words.
"Shal, I didn't mean it baby" Brennan said.
Turning to Jesse "Fine, I will take one for the team, you owe me lunch though!" Brennan said following after Shalimar.
Meanwhile.
Adam woke up naked in his king-sized bed, alone! Where were the hotties? His plan was to treat them to breakfast and lay out his business proposal. Adam looked around frantically. He noticed several things were missing, his cane, his jewelry, his pager, his money clip, his money, his smoke, the curtains, the lamps, the bath robes, this list is getting long he was going to have to take an inventory.
As he lifted the sheet off his body, he noticed a wet spot on the bed. Not again.
It was unusually chilly this morning. Adam staggered over to the sink and rinsed his face with cold water. When he looked in the mirror he fell to his knees in tears.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Pawn Shop.Ashlocke's hotties.
"Can I help you miss?"
"Yes, I would like to pawn all of this sh**. Do you take GOLD hair?"
In the lab .
Adam walked all the way back to sanctuary. He was going to have to tie up lose ends at the hotel. He walked out without paying his tab. He couldn't get Shalimar or Brennan on their COM links, hmm wonder why.
In the kitchen.
Jesse stumbled into the kitchen looking sad. Emma was cooking up one hell of a breakfast, bacon, eggs, pancakes, etc. After one look at Shalimar she didn't feel fat anymore and was going to eat as much as possible and not throw it up either.
"How was your date Jesse?" asked Emma while still humming all psychotically under her breath.
"It sucked. Loclita said I talked about you too much and it turned her off," said Jesse.
"No chance for a second date?" asked Emma.
"Nope, afraid not" slumped Jesse into the chair.
"You know Jesse, you have never properly asked me out on a date!" said Emma.
"Would you say yes?" Jesse said perking up.
"No, I would say no!" Emma said wrapping her arms around him and kissing him on the lips. (AHHHH! I do have a heart-excuse me I feel breakfast coming back up!)
In the lab.
Adam pulled out a bottle of Southern Comfort and sniffed it. It was because of this he lost all hopes in owning Ashlocke's hotties and gave up his skanks. It was over. He tossed the bottle into the garbage can and announced a meeting in the lab in ten minutes. Emma suggested holding the meeting over the feast she had cooked up, sounded good to all.
Brennan and Shalimar played with each other's feet under the table. Brennan had always thought his Grandma Mulwray was hot, he actually got to live out a fantasy he had for a very, very long time.
Adam was back in his usually crappy clothes. This time zero chest hairs were hanging out. I truly believe Ashlocke's hotties did us all a great favor my plucking that forest off. However, his nose and ear hairs are starting to get to me.
Adam mumbled and bitched for a half hour about Ashlocke and his hotties. No one cared. Emma had just started her monthly cycle and all this complaining flipped her switch.
"Adam, you have to admit - Ashlocke is a hottie himself. He looks good, I mean in a creepy sort-of-way. You Adam are just creepy, in a good sort-of- way" Emma shut up and continued shoveling in food.
Adam announced that Mutant X members would all have to get jobs (hmm, maybe find out were they get jobs in my next story). A series of bitches and moans escaped their mouths.
"Get a job?" Adam!
"I know, I know, listen it is for your own good. I am running an experiment on Mutants and how working affects their behavior. It is top secret and I would be honored if you all would help me with this assignment."
Damn he was good manipulating them all once again.
Adam excused himself back to the lab to get a "head-start" on his new "experiment". The moment he hit the lab he removed the bottle of whiskey from the trash and took a big swig that knocked out half the bottle.
"Those damn mutants are so retarded" he said laughing non-stop evil style till the camera cut out.
XXXTHE ENDXXX
Shalimar had put her XL1 and Jesse's mystery mix in her hair. "Show me the money," she said rubbing the formula deep into her roots. Poor Shalimar didn't realize this formula would have a different result from Adam's or the fact that Jesse just picked any box off the supermarket shelf again. This box of dye had written on the side in BOLD "GRAY HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE MATURE WOMEN".
Somewhere with big houses...
Adam was out looking for Ashlocke's hotties. He wanted to round them up ASAP. The sooner they were working for him, the sooner his roll of money would thicken. He was so confident this time he fired all his skanky bitches.
Adam pulled along side two classy prostitutes and rolled down his window.
"Yo bitches, looking for a good time tonight?" he said sticking his chest hairs out at them. "You know my chest is not the only place with GOLD," he said smiling big. One of his gold caps in his mouth sparkled as he puffed his cigar and blew the smoke into her face.
"You got any smoke?" said one of the hotties sticking her head in Adam's vehicle.
"Ladies, we can stop at the mini mart down the road and I will buy you a carton of smokes," Adam said extending out his hand. When it came to ladies Adam really didn't have a clue.
Both sluts giggled at each other.
"Tell you what, you figure out what smoke is, get some, than come back and you have a deal!" said one of the sluts backing away from the car.
Adam was clueless. What was smoke? He wasn't exactly a genetic doctor who used to work for an American research facility. Perhaps some of the locals would know. Adam pulled his car over to a group of young men standing on a street corner.
"Excuse me home-boys, do any of you know where I can get some smoke?" Adam said.
Two of the men walked up to the car and broke into laughter looking at Adam's attire. They were going to take this fool. They sold Adam their whole bag for the night, at three times the going price. Adam just wasn't street smart. He is lucky they didn't kill his ass or rob it at that. This was an assignment for Brennan.
At an expensive hotel.
Adam never should of mixed business with pleasure. He remembers champagne and bubbles in the hot tub. Smoke, and lots of it. More champagne followed by emptying out the contents of the mini bar. Two very attractive ladies were running around snapping each other's bras and dancing to "Nothing But A Party".
What was this smoke? He felt dizzy. Too much liquor as always.
He blacked out.
The next morning: Shalimar's bed.
Shalimar awoke as usual. Her morning routine consisted of checking her roots for black. This morning was super-special, because she dyed her hair that night. GOLD? Lets find out. Shalimar removed the towel from her head and screamed like a tiger that had just lost her first born to some other prey.
Brennan, Jesse, and Emma ran to her side.
They all stood in shock at Shalimar's now gray streaked hair.
Brennan laughed so hard he had to leave the room. He really has become insensitive since he has been wrapped up in his own physique. I don't know what that ego thing is about he is the only one not getting laid am I right?
Jesse was the most sincere - Shalimar's hair would really lift Emma's popularity.
"Oh come on Shalimar, now you look more your age" gagged Emma.
"I think you look HOT!" said Jesse. "Kind-of like that genie in a bottle gal!"
"You guys really think so?"
A choir of "Oh yeah, absolutely" and "far out" came her way.
Jesse grabbed Brennan's arm on the way out. "Sleep with her Brennan, make her feel good about herself".
"Let go of my arm man before I hurt you. Sleeping with her would be like sleeping with my grandmother" Brennan spat as Shalimar walked out of the bathroom and ran to her bed in tears from Brennan's hateful words.
"Shal, I didn't mean it baby" Brennan said.
Turning to Jesse "Fine, I will take one for the team, you owe me lunch though!" Brennan said following after Shalimar.
Meanwhile.
Adam woke up naked in his king-sized bed, alone! Where were the hotties? His plan was to treat them to breakfast and lay out his business proposal. Adam looked around frantically. He noticed several things were missing, his cane, his jewelry, his pager, his money clip, his money, his smoke, the curtains, the lamps, the bath robes, this list is getting long he was going to have to take an inventory.
As he lifted the sheet off his body, he noticed a wet spot on the bed. Not again.
It was unusually chilly this morning. Adam staggered over to the sink and rinsed his face with cold water. When he looked in the mirror he fell to his knees in tears.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Pawn Shop.Ashlocke's hotties.
"Can I help you miss?"
"Yes, I would like to pawn all of this sh**. Do you take GOLD hair?"
In the lab .
Adam walked all the way back to sanctuary. He was going to have to tie up lose ends at the hotel. He walked out without paying his tab. He couldn't get Shalimar or Brennan on their COM links, hmm wonder why.
In the kitchen.
Jesse stumbled into the kitchen looking sad. Emma was cooking up one hell of a breakfast, bacon, eggs, pancakes, etc. After one look at Shalimar she didn't feel fat anymore and was going to eat as much as possible and not throw it up either.
"How was your date Jesse?" asked Emma while still humming all psychotically under her breath.
"It sucked. Loclita said I talked about you too much and it turned her off," said Jesse.
"No chance for a second date?" asked Emma.
"Nope, afraid not" slumped Jesse into the chair.
"You know Jesse, you have never properly asked me out on a date!" said Emma.
"Would you say yes?" Jesse said perking up.
"No, I would say no!" Emma said wrapping her arms around him and kissing him on the lips. (AHHHH! I do have a heart-excuse me I feel breakfast coming back up!)
In the lab.
Adam pulled out a bottle of Southern Comfort and sniffed it. It was because of this he lost all hopes in owning Ashlocke's hotties and gave up his skanks. It was over. He tossed the bottle into the garbage can and announced a meeting in the lab in ten minutes. Emma suggested holding the meeting over the feast she had cooked up, sounded good to all.
Brennan and Shalimar played with each other's feet under the table. Brennan had always thought his Grandma Mulwray was hot, he actually got to live out a fantasy he had for a very, very long time.
Adam was back in his usually crappy clothes. This time zero chest hairs were hanging out. I truly believe Ashlocke's hotties did us all a great favor my plucking that forest off. However, his nose and ear hairs are starting to get to me.
Adam mumbled and bitched for a half hour about Ashlocke and his hotties. No one cared. Emma had just started her monthly cycle and all this complaining flipped her switch.
"Adam, you have to admit - Ashlocke is a hottie himself. He looks good, I mean in a creepy sort-of-way. You Adam are just creepy, in a good sort-of- way" Emma shut up and continued shoveling in food.
Adam announced that Mutant X members would all have to get jobs (hmm, maybe find out were they get jobs in my next story). A series of bitches and moans escaped their mouths.
"Get a job?" Adam!
"I know, I know, listen it is for your own good. I am running an experiment on Mutants and how working affects their behavior. It is top secret and I would be honored if you all would help me with this assignment."
Damn he was good manipulating them all once again.
Adam excused himself back to the lab to get a "head-start" on his new "experiment". The moment he hit the lab he removed the bottle of whiskey from the trash and took a big swig that knocked out half the bottle.
"Those damn mutants are so retarded" he said laughing non-stop evil style till the camera cut out.
XXXTHE ENDXXX