*At whatever's left of the Turks' department in whatever's left of Shinra
HQ.*
Cait Sith: Now why didn't I think of this before?
*Vincent is on a computer using the Turks' search engine, "Ask Chibi Tseng."*
Vincent: Elena put it up in memory of Tseng.
Cid: I know he was a Turk, but God%&$@. No guy deserves a memorial like that. Poor %&$@er.
*Chibi Tseng prompts Vincent to ask a question.*
Vincent (typing): Where can I find a wedding dress?
*Chibi Tseng prompts Vincent to describe the type of dress they're looking for.*
Cait Sith: Whaddaya want the dress to look like, Cid?
Cid: Well, it's gotta be white.
Vincent (typing): White
Cid: It's gotta have lace.
Vincent (typing): Lace
Cid: It's gotta make her look %&$@ing sexy.
Vincent (typing): %&$@ing Sexy
Cait Sith: You sound eager to get married now.
Cid: Well if I'm %&$@ing gonna get %&$@ing married, I'm gonna %&$@ing make the %&$@ing most of it, God%&$@it.
Cait Sith: I guess so, but can you imagine Shera looking %&$@ing sexy?
*The question hangs until someone coughs.*
Vincent: So.Anything else?
Cid: Uh, no. I think that's it.
*Enter!*
Vincent: Let's see. (reading the screen) Matches for White: 0 Matches for Lace: 0 Matches for %&$@ing Sexy: 365789234
Cid: %&$@ yeah, baby!
*Cid begins looking through the dresses to pick out one he likes.*
Cait Sith: So how're we gonna pay for this?
Vincent: I have a backup.
Cait Sith: Cid, do you know Shera's dress size?
Cid: Yeah, of course.
*They look at Cid with questioning expressions.*
Cid: Why the %&$@ are you guys looking at me like YOU'VE never had to do the laundry?
Vincent: I don't have any laundry to do.
Cait Sith: I have no thumbs.
*Moggy shrugs.*
Cid: %&$@.
*They enter the necessary information & get the price. Grand total:*
Cait Sith: $650?!?
Cid: %&$@! There's no way we can afford that now!
Vincent: Oh yes there is.
What does Vincent have in store for us? You'll soon find out in our next thrilling episode! ^_^
Cait Sith: Now why didn't I think of this before?
*Vincent is on a computer using the Turks' search engine, "Ask Chibi Tseng."*
Vincent: Elena put it up in memory of Tseng.
Cid: I know he was a Turk, but God%&$@. No guy deserves a memorial like that. Poor %&$@er.
*Chibi Tseng prompts Vincent to ask a question.*
Vincent (typing): Where can I find a wedding dress?
*Chibi Tseng prompts Vincent to describe the type of dress they're looking for.*
Cait Sith: Whaddaya want the dress to look like, Cid?
Cid: Well, it's gotta be white.
Vincent (typing): White
Cid: It's gotta have lace.
Vincent (typing): Lace
Cid: It's gotta make her look %&$@ing sexy.
Vincent (typing): %&$@ing Sexy
Cait Sith: You sound eager to get married now.
Cid: Well if I'm %&$@ing gonna get %&$@ing married, I'm gonna %&$@ing make the %&$@ing most of it, God%&$@it.
Cait Sith: I guess so, but can you imagine Shera looking %&$@ing sexy?
*The question hangs until someone coughs.*
Vincent: So.Anything else?
Cid: Uh, no. I think that's it.
*Enter!*
Vincent: Let's see. (reading the screen) Matches for White: 0 Matches for Lace: 0 Matches for %&$@ing Sexy: 365789234
Cid: %&$@ yeah, baby!
*Cid begins looking through the dresses to pick out one he likes.*
Cait Sith: So how're we gonna pay for this?
Vincent: I have a backup.
Cait Sith: Cid, do you know Shera's dress size?
Cid: Yeah, of course.
*They look at Cid with questioning expressions.*
Cid: Why the %&$@ are you guys looking at me like YOU'VE never had to do the laundry?
Vincent: I don't have any laundry to do.
Cait Sith: I have no thumbs.
*Moggy shrugs.*
Cid: %&$@.
*They enter the necessary information & get the price. Grand total:*
Cait Sith: $650?!?
Cid: %&$@! There's no way we can afford that now!
Vincent: Oh yes there is.
What does Vincent have in store for us? You'll soon find out in our next thrilling episode! ^_^