*Vincent clicks "Buy," chooses "Credit" in payment form, & enters a credit card number.*

Cid: Aw %&$@, Vincent. I can't let you pay for the dress yourself!

Vincent: I'm not paying for it at all.

*Hands them credit card.*

Cait Sith: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hojo's first name is Archibald! Hahahahahaha!!!!!

*About 10 1/8 seconds later, a UPS Guy drives up & hands them a box.*

UPS Guy: Sorry it took so long. Sign here please.

*They sign for it & the UPS Guy leaves.*

Vincent: It always takes forever for them to come.

*On the road once more.*

Vincent: I believe, aside from the perishable items, all we need to do now is get a place for you to get married & a person to perform the ceremony.

Cait Sith: I'll do it!

Vincent: Or just the place.

Cid: Whatever's fine. I don't care.

Cait Sith: But it should be someplace special! Someplace important to you & Shera.& I just realized you didn't cuss in that last sentence.You feelin' ok?

*Puts paw on Cid's forehead.*

Cait Sith: Oh wait a minute. I'm a toy.

Cid: Forget about it. It's nothing.

Vincent: I think Cid has cold feet.

Cid: %&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@!

Cait Sith: Hey! We could hold it at Nibelheim Manor!

Vincent: Why Nibelheim Manor? What if someone finds my casket? Or my other stuff?

Cait Sith: What other stuff?

Vincent: Um.nothing!

*He pats a small bulge on his hip.*

Cait Sith: What's that on your hip then?

Vincent: It's none of your business! Go away & leave me be!

*Cait Sith jumps off of Moggy & onto Vincent, trying to get the small bulge under his cloak. The small bulge is revealed by the mechanical feline to be.*

Whatever could Vincent have hidden under his cloak? Does it have anything to do with the story? Is anyone still reading this?

*Crickets chirp.*

Um.hello?

*Taps microphone. Hears blaring feedback.*

Well, for everyone who's still reading this, stay tuned for the next chapter.