Well, I got tired of waiting for someone to actually guess what the small
bulge under Vincent's cloak is, so I'm going to draw the winner randomly
from a hamster ball. Only those who submitted signed reviews or e~mail
addys are eligible since they're the only ones I can really send the next
chapter to. The only exception is Ghetto Fish, who I know from school.
Ghetto Fish: Evil Mistress Hime! Pleeeeeeeeeeease let me read the next chapter early!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.
Ghetto Fish: But Evil Mistress Hime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing you say will change my mind, so be a good little fishie & wait like everyone else except the winner.
Ghetto Fish: Not cool!
*Leaves.*
Now let's get on with the contest! ^_^
*Puts all eligible names in hamster ball.*
& now to bring out the next important part of the contest.
*Pulls out little hamster.*
Okay, little Sai Sici! Get in your hamster ball & run!
*Puts Sai in the ball with the names, but he sits there.*
Come on! Run!
*Sai begins grooming himself.*
Run, Sai Sici! Run!
*Sai finally starts running.*
Go little hamsterly dude! Go!
*Sai stops.*
Okay, that's good enough.
*Pulls Sai out & puts him on top of the monitor.*
& the winner is.
*Pulls name.*
Zage the Goth! Congrats, Zage. You're the 1st one to read this chapter & you will be a guest at Cid & Shera's wedding all expenses paid.* I hope you enjoy it! ^_^
*Where we last left off, it was brought to everyone's attention that Vincent had a "small bulge" hidden under his cloak. Cait Sith has jumped on him & revealed the small bulge to be.*
Cait Sith: A plushie of.some chick. *Sweatdrop.*
*Vincent snaches the plushie back.*
Vincent: You are to treat Chibi Lucrecia~sama with the proper respect that is due to her!
*Cait Sith, who is still clawed to Vincent, & Moggy look at him for a moment, then fall to the ground laughing, tears in the corners of their eyes.*
Vincent: It's okay, Chibi Lucrecia~sama. I'll keep you safe.
Cid: Oh for crying out %&$@.
*At the Nibelheim Florist.*
Florist: So, what can I do for you, sir?
Cid: Um.I want some flowers.
Florist: Okay. What type of flowers would you like?
Cid: Uh.Nice ones.
Florist: Well, we have roses, lilacs, tulips, begonias, magnolias.
Cid (Beginning to lose his patience): Get me some roses.
Florist: What kind? We have red, pink, purple, blue, pure white, pale white, off white, cream yellow, mellow yellow, the Yellow Rose of Texas, long stem, short stem, no stem, tea roses, hybrid roses, bishonen roses, rose whips.
Cid: I DON'T FREAKIN' CARE ABOUT ALL THAT! I JUST WANT SOME FLOWERS FOR MY WEDDING, DARNIT!!!!!
*Wow. Cid got so upset he forgot to swear!*
Florist (Who is very nervous now): Rrr.rrr.right away, sir!
Cid: Cait Sith & Vincent are better at this than I am. Why do they get to invite everyone?
Why do they get to invite everyone? Are they doing anything besides eating Nutbunnies® & playing with plushies? Is anyone still reading this after all this time? I don't really care 'coz I'm gonna get a Mountain Dew. Later!
*Expenses include travel, meal, accommodations, wardrobe, escort, liquor, illegal drugs, cheesy souvenirs, & Nutbunnies®. This contest was sponsored by Nutbunnies® & Highwind Ciggys.
Ghetto Fish: Evil Mistress Hime! Pleeeeeeeeeeease let me read the next chapter early!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.
Ghetto Fish: But Evil Mistress Hime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing you say will change my mind, so be a good little fishie & wait like everyone else except the winner.
Ghetto Fish: Not cool!
*Leaves.*
Now let's get on with the contest! ^_^
*Puts all eligible names in hamster ball.*
& now to bring out the next important part of the contest.
*Pulls out little hamster.*
Okay, little Sai Sici! Get in your hamster ball & run!
*Puts Sai in the ball with the names, but he sits there.*
Come on! Run!
*Sai begins grooming himself.*
Run, Sai Sici! Run!
*Sai finally starts running.*
Go little hamsterly dude! Go!
*Sai stops.*
Okay, that's good enough.
*Pulls Sai out & puts him on top of the monitor.*
& the winner is.
*Pulls name.*
Zage the Goth! Congrats, Zage. You're the 1st one to read this chapter & you will be a guest at Cid & Shera's wedding all expenses paid.* I hope you enjoy it! ^_^
*Where we last left off, it was brought to everyone's attention that Vincent had a "small bulge" hidden under his cloak. Cait Sith has jumped on him & revealed the small bulge to be.*
Cait Sith: A plushie of.some chick. *Sweatdrop.*
*Vincent snaches the plushie back.*
Vincent: You are to treat Chibi Lucrecia~sama with the proper respect that is due to her!
*Cait Sith, who is still clawed to Vincent, & Moggy look at him for a moment, then fall to the ground laughing, tears in the corners of their eyes.*
Vincent: It's okay, Chibi Lucrecia~sama. I'll keep you safe.
Cid: Oh for crying out %&$@.
*At the Nibelheim Florist.*
Florist: So, what can I do for you, sir?
Cid: Um.I want some flowers.
Florist: Okay. What type of flowers would you like?
Cid: Uh.Nice ones.
Florist: Well, we have roses, lilacs, tulips, begonias, magnolias.
Cid (Beginning to lose his patience): Get me some roses.
Florist: What kind? We have red, pink, purple, blue, pure white, pale white, off white, cream yellow, mellow yellow, the Yellow Rose of Texas, long stem, short stem, no stem, tea roses, hybrid roses, bishonen roses, rose whips.
Cid: I DON'T FREAKIN' CARE ABOUT ALL THAT! I JUST WANT SOME FLOWERS FOR MY WEDDING, DARNIT!!!!!
*Wow. Cid got so upset he forgot to swear!*
Florist (Who is very nervous now): Rrr.rrr.right away, sir!
Cid: Cait Sith & Vincent are better at this than I am. Why do they get to invite everyone?
Why do they get to invite everyone? Are they doing anything besides eating Nutbunnies® & playing with plushies? Is anyone still reading this after all this time? I don't really care 'coz I'm gonna get a Mountain Dew. Later!
*Expenses include travel, meal, accommodations, wardrobe, escort, liquor, illegal drugs, cheesy souvenirs, & Nutbunnies®. This contest was sponsored by Nutbunnies® & Highwind Ciggys.