*At Nibelheim Manor.*
Cait Sith: Vincent, shouldn't we get some nice paper invitations? A phone call makes it seem informal.
Vincent: I'd agree with you, but I don't want you to get Nutbunny® crumbs on them.
*Cait Sith & Moggy are sitting on Vincent's table surrounded by piles of packs of Nutbunnies®. The trash can next to them is overflowing with wrappers.*
Cait Sith: Aw c'mon Vinny! You like Nutbunnies® too, don't you? Chibi Lucrecia~sama does, see?
*Points a paw to the Chibi Lucrecia~sama plushie that's holding a pack of Nutbunnies®.*
Vincent: Well, I suppose I could try one.
*1 5/17 hours later, when Cid comes back to drop off his roses.*
Cid: I'm back, guys. You can start putting the flowers up. Guys?
Cait Sith: Cid! We need more Nutbunnies®!
Vincent: Cid, you should probably go get the cake.
Cid: Why are there Nutbunny® wrappers everywhere?
*Vincent, Cait Sith, Moggy, & Chibi Lucrecia~sama exchange glances.*
Everyone except Cid: Nothing.
Cid: Whatever. I'm getting the cake.
Everyone except Cid: Bye bye.
*At the Bakery.*
Cid: I want a wedding cake. Nothing special, just a wedding cake.
Baker: It will be done this afternoon.
Cid: Great. Perfect. Thank you.
*At Nibelheim Manor.*
Vincent: Sh! Sh! It's ringing! It's ringing!
*Everyone else is sniggering.*
Vincent: Shh.
*At Cloud's place in Costa del Sol where the phone is ringing.*
Cloud (Answering): Hello?
Vincent (Who's buzzed on Nutbunnies®): Cloud's World!
Cloud (Who also likes Saturday Night Live): Cloud's World!
Vincent: Party Time!
Cloud: Excellent!
Vincent: Party on, Cloud!
Cloud: Party on, Vincent! So what's up?
Vincent: Cid & Shera are getting married in Nibelheim.
Cloud: No way!
Vincent: Way!
Cloud: No h~way!
Vincent: H~way!
Cloud: Excellent! I'll get the crew.
Vincent: Excellent! Bye.
Cloud: Cloud's World!
Vincent: Cloud's World!
Cloud: Party Time!
Vincent: Excellent!
*They hang up.*
Cait Sith: You need to eat Nutbunnies® more often.
*Moggy nods.*
Vincent: I did this long before I started Nutbunnies®. Why else do you think my hair is so long?
*Cait Sith & Moggy have gone bug eyed.*
Vincent: It's not that shocking, is it?
Cait Sith: That's not it. Chibi Lucrecia~sama nodded.
*They all look warily at Chibi Lucrecia~sama.*
Cait Sith: Um. We should call Red XIII.
Vincent: Yeah, that's a good idea.
I'm starting to make my chapters longer. Or maybe that's just the spaces. Stay tuned for more insane phone calls, Cid's lucky break, & some property damage in our next installment.
Cait Sith: Vincent, shouldn't we get some nice paper invitations? A phone call makes it seem informal.
Vincent: I'd agree with you, but I don't want you to get Nutbunny® crumbs on them.
*Cait Sith & Moggy are sitting on Vincent's table surrounded by piles of packs of Nutbunnies®. The trash can next to them is overflowing with wrappers.*
Cait Sith: Aw c'mon Vinny! You like Nutbunnies® too, don't you? Chibi Lucrecia~sama does, see?
*Points a paw to the Chibi Lucrecia~sama plushie that's holding a pack of Nutbunnies®.*
Vincent: Well, I suppose I could try one.
*1 5/17 hours later, when Cid comes back to drop off his roses.*
Cid: I'm back, guys. You can start putting the flowers up. Guys?
Cait Sith: Cid! We need more Nutbunnies®!
Vincent: Cid, you should probably go get the cake.
Cid: Why are there Nutbunny® wrappers everywhere?
*Vincent, Cait Sith, Moggy, & Chibi Lucrecia~sama exchange glances.*
Everyone except Cid: Nothing.
Cid: Whatever. I'm getting the cake.
Everyone except Cid: Bye bye.
*At the Bakery.*
Cid: I want a wedding cake. Nothing special, just a wedding cake.
Baker: It will be done this afternoon.
Cid: Great. Perfect. Thank you.
*At Nibelheim Manor.*
Vincent: Sh! Sh! It's ringing! It's ringing!
*Everyone else is sniggering.*
Vincent: Shh.
*At Cloud's place in Costa del Sol where the phone is ringing.*
Cloud (Answering): Hello?
Vincent (Who's buzzed on Nutbunnies®): Cloud's World!
Cloud (Who also likes Saturday Night Live): Cloud's World!
Vincent: Party Time!
Cloud: Excellent!
Vincent: Party on, Cloud!
Cloud: Party on, Vincent! So what's up?
Vincent: Cid & Shera are getting married in Nibelheim.
Cloud: No way!
Vincent: Way!
Cloud: No h~way!
Vincent: H~way!
Cloud: Excellent! I'll get the crew.
Vincent: Excellent! Bye.
Cloud: Cloud's World!
Vincent: Cloud's World!
Cloud: Party Time!
Vincent: Excellent!
*They hang up.*
Cait Sith: You need to eat Nutbunnies® more often.
*Moggy nods.*
Vincent: I did this long before I started Nutbunnies®. Why else do you think my hair is so long?
*Cait Sith & Moggy have gone bug eyed.*
Vincent: It's not that shocking, is it?
Cait Sith: That's not it. Chibi Lucrecia~sama nodded.
*They all look warily at Chibi Lucrecia~sama.*
Cait Sith: Um. We should call Red XIII.
Vincent: Yeah, that's a good idea.
I'm starting to make my chapters longer. Or maybe that's just the spaces. Stay tuned for more insane phone calls, Cid's lucky break, & some property damage in our next installment.