*Back at Costa del Sol.*
Cloud: Hey Tifa! Cid & Shera are getting married!
Tifa: For real?
*Tifa is wearing a bath robe, has a towel wrapped around her head, & is wearing one of those "cleansing" face masks. She's busy painting her toenails.*
Cloud: For real. It's being held at Nibelheim Manor.
Tifa: This means I have to get a new dress.
Cloud: What's wrong with this one?
*Holds up Tifa's dress from the Don Corneo thing.*
Tifa: It's not my color.
*She looks in the closet.*
Tifa: Ooh! This is a nice one!
*Pulls out Aeris's dress from the Don Corneo thing.*
Cloud: Um.Will you excuse me for a moment?
*Goes to his room & locks the door.*
Cloud: WHAAAAAAHHHHH! AERIS! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO?!? WHAAAAHH!
*At Nibelheim Manor.*
Vincent: I believe the only one left to call is Yuffie.
*Cait Sith falls off of Moggy with a squeak.*
Vincent: Um, Cait Sith?
Cait Sith: We're just friends!
Vincent: Hm? Well maybe I should call Yuffie if you're going to be jumpy.
*Cait Sith jumps up & grabs the phone.*
Cait Sith: Touch one digit & you'll need your coffin.
Vincent: All right. If you insist.
Cait Sith: Okay, but I'm watching you.
*Cait Sith gives Vincent the stink eye like a jealous boyfriend & proceeds to dial.*
Vincent: Whatever do you thing that was about, Chibi Lucrecia~sama?
Chibi Lucrecia~sama: .....
*At Yuffie's loft, which is the only thing she can afford after the materia shopping spree, the phone rings.*
Yuffie: Hello?
Cait Sith: Ahhhhh........
Yuffie: Hello? Anyone there?
Cait Sith: Ahhhhh.........
Yuffie: Uh, okay. 'Bye.
Cait Sith: Nowaitpleasedon'thangupYuffie!
Yuffie: Who is this?
Cait Sith: It's Sith Cait. No, I mean Sait Cith. Wait, I mean Ith Scait! Please don't hang up! Maybe it's Ait Scith.
Will Cait Sith ever remember his name? What's the deal with Chibi Lucrecia~sama? How can Cait Sith hand onto the phone if he has no thumbs? Read the next chapter for the answer to at least one of these questions!
Cloud: Hey Tifa! Cid & Shera are getting married!
Tifa: For real?
*Tifa is wearing a bath robe, has a towel wrapped around her head, & is wearing one of those "cleansing" face masks. She's busy painting her toenails.*
Cloud: For real. It's being held at Nibelheim Manor.
Tifa: This means I have to get a new dress.
Cloud: What's wrong with this one?
*Holds up Tifa's dress from the Don Corneo thing.*
Tifa: It's not my color.
*She looks in the closet.*
Tifa: Ooh! This is a nice one!
*Pulls out Aeris's dress from the Don Corneo thing.*
Cloud: Um.Will you excuse me for a moment?
*Goes to his room & locks the door.*
Cloud: WHAAAAAAHHHHH! AERIS! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO?!? WHAAAAHH!
*At Nibelheim Manor.*
Vincent: I believe the only one left to call is Yuffie.
*Cait Sith falls off of Moggy with a squeak.*
Vincent: Um, Cait Sith?
Cait Sith: We're just friends!
Vincent: Hm? Well maybe I should call Yuffie if you're going to be jumpy.
*Cait Sith jumps up & grabs the phone.*
Cait Sith: Touch one digit & you'll need your coffin.
Vincent: All right. If you insist.
Cait Sith: Okay, but I'm watching you.
*Cait Sith gives Vincent the stink eye like a jealous boyfriend & proceeds to dial.*
Vincent: Whatever do you thing that was about, Chibi Lucrecia~sama?
Chibi Lucrecia~sama: .....
*At Yuffie's loft, which is the only thing she can afford after the materia shopping spree, the phone rings.*
Yuffie: Hello?
Cait Sith: Ahhhhh........
Yuffie: Hello? Anyone there?
Cait Sith: Ahhhhh.........
Yuffie: Uh, okay. 'Bye.
Cait Sith: Nowaitpleasedon'thangupYuffie!
Yuffie: Who is this?
Cait Sith: It's Sith Cait. No, I mean Sait Cith. Wait, I mean Ith Scait! Please don't hang up! Maybe it's Ait Scith.
Will Cait Sith ever remember his name? What's the deal with Chibi Lucrecia~sama? How can Cait Sith hand onto the phone if he has no thumbs? Read the next chapter for the answer to at least one of these questions!