*Where we last left off in our epic story of epicness.*
Vincent: I think that's everything.
Cid: Really?
Cait Sith: But it feels like we're forgetting something. . .
*They think for a little while until something finally dawns on them.*
All 3: We forgot Shera!
Cait Sith: Okay! Vinny & I'll get Shera! You wait for everyone else!
Cid: Not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't I go?
Vincent: But it'd be more dramatic if you proposed to Shera here.
Cid: Whatever. Finally, a little break.
Vincent: Take care of the house while we're gone.
*Somewhere between Cosmo Canyon & Nibelheim. . .*
Red XIII: Sunny! We can't eat all day!
*The chocobo is chowing down. Red XIII gives up waiting & hitch~hikes.*
Red XIII: Damn these paws! I wish I had opposable thumbs!
*The Trigger Happy TV Chainsaw Murderer comes up next to him.*
Murderer: What's your favorite scary movie?
*For those who are Trigger Happy TV ignorant, their Chainsaw Murderer is just a guy in a white blood~stained jumpsuit & a hockey mask holding a chainsaw & a sign that reads "Anywhere." But I digress. . . Somewhere between Yuffie's loft & Nibelheim. . .*
Yuffie: TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Taxi drives up.*
Cabbie: Yeah, where to?
Yuffie: Nibelheim, please!
Cabbie: Right, doll.
*In 7/8 of a second, they're in Nibelheim.*
Yuffie: Thanx, buddy!
*She runs out.*
Cabbie: Hey! You forgot to pay!
Yuffie: No time for that!
*She slides into the manor Kramer style as Cid is playing Solitaire.*
Yuffie: Hiya Cid!
Cid: Hi Yuffie. Help yourself to some Nutbunnies®.
*Cid points to Chibi Lucrecia~sama, who's in a formal dress & holding a Nutbunny®.*
Yuffie: Ooh! Don't mind if I do!
We're finally getting the 1st guests together! But there are still questions to be answered! Is Cid winning his game of Solitaire? What IS Red XIII's favorite scary movie? How did Chibi Lucrecia~sama get into that formal dress? Sit tight for our next thrilling installment!
Vincent: I think that's everything.
Cid: Really?
Cait Sith: But it feels like we're forgetting something. . .
*They think for a little while until something finally dawns on them.*
All 3: We forgot Shera!
Cait Sith: Okay! Vinny & I'll get Shera! You wait for everyone else!
Cid: Not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't I go?
Vincent: But it'd be more dramatic if you proposed to Shera here.
Cid: Whatever. Finally, a little break.
Vincent: Take care of the house while we're gone.
*Somewhere between Cosmo Canyon & Nibelheim. . .*
Red XIII: Sunny! We can't eat all day!
*The chocobo is chowing down. Red XIII gives up waiting & hitch~hikes.*
Red XIII: Damn these paws! I wish I had opposable thumbs!
*The Trigger Happy TV Chainsaw Murderer comes up next to him.*
Murderer: What's your favorite scary movie?
*For those who are Trigger Happy TV ignorant, their Chainsaw Murderer is just a guy in a white blood~stained jumpsuit & a hockey mask holding a chainsaw & a sign that reads "Anywhere." But I digress. . . Somewhere between Yuffie's loft & Nibelheim. . .*
Yuffie: TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Taxi drives up.*
Cabbie: Yeah, where to?
Yuffie: Nibelheim, please!
Cabbie: Right, doll.
*In 7/8 of a second, they're in Nibelheim.*
Yuffie: Thanx, buddy!
*She runs out.*
Cabbie: Hey! You forgot to pay!
Yuffie: No time for that!
*She slides into the manor Kramer style as Cid is playing Solitaire.*
Yuffie: Hiya Cid!
Cid: Hi Yuffie. Help yourself to some Nutbunnies®.
*Cid points to Chibi Lucrecia~sama, who's in a formal dress & holding a Nutbunny®.*
Yuffie: Ooh! Don't mind if I do!
We're finally getting the 1st guests together! But there are still questions to be answered! Is Cid winning his game of Solitaire? What IS Red XIII's favorite scary movie? How did Chibi Lucrecia~sama get into that formal dress? Sit tight for our next thrilling installment!