*Somewhere between Costa del Sol & Nibelheim. . .*
Tifa: Barret, I think we're lost.
Barret: We ain't lost, foo'!
Cloud: Do you think you know where you're going?
Barret: I DON'T THINK!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!
Cloud: I don't think you know either.
Barret: WUT'S THAT SUPPOSED TA MEAN, SPIKEY @$$?!?
Cloud: Whatever. . .
Tifa: *Sigh. . .* Let's just call a cab. . .
Barret: I KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOIN'!
*They ignore him & call a cab. Barret pulls a rubber ducky out of a random pocket.*
Barret: They's is 'pposed ta 'espect mah authoritah, right Mister Moose?
*Barret squeezes the duck, which produces a squeak~type sound. Cloud & Tifa sweatdrop.*
Cloud: I think we should leave him here.
Tifa: I agree.
Cabbie: Where to?
Cloud: Nibelheim.
Cabbie: I wunder why the hell everyone I pick up wants to go to Nibelheim. . .
*The cabbie leaves through the wormhole to Nibelheim, leaving Barret & Mister Moose in the middle of nowhere, which is convieniently located somewhere between Costa del Sol & Nibelheim.*
Barret: 'EY! CUM BACK! YOU'S IS 'PPOSED TA 'ESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!
*In Rocket Town. . .*
Shera: Goodness, the Captain's been gone a long time. I haven't heard any word from him or any of his friends for a long time either, %&$@it. Oh, wonderful. Now I sound like him.
*Cait Sith & Vincent break down the door. Even though they are obviously there, Vincent rings the doorbell.*
Cait Sith: That was pointless.
Vincent: We should still be polite.
Shera: WHAT THE %&$@ DIDJA DO TO MY DOOR, YOU %&$@S?!?
*Cait Sith & Vincent sweatdrop.*
Cait Sith: Who knew Cid had such an influence over Shera?
Vincent: Shera, we have a perfectly valid explanation for this.
Shera: That is. . .?
Cait Sith: We. . .don't know.
Vincent: But we'll think of it!
Shera: Sure. Right. I believe you.
Vincent: You see Shera. . . Um. . . I'm holding a party at Nibelheim Manor!
*Cait Sith falls off of Moggy laughing at the very idea of Vincent holding a party. Moggy picks Cait Sith up & puts him back on his back.*
Cait Sith: Bwahahaha! But I thought I was throwing the party.
Vincent: It's at my house, so I'm throwing the party.
Cait Sith: No. . . I'm throwing the party,
Vincent: I'm throwing the party, Mister Furball Hacker.
Cait Sith: No, I'm throwing the party, Mister SadBob AngstyPants!
Vincent: *Gasp!* You did NOT just make fun of my favorite show, did you?
Cait Sith: *Sing~songy* SadBob AngstyPants! SadBob AngstyPants! SadBob AngstyPants! *Normal Speech* What're YOU gonna do about it?
*Vincent grabs Cait Sith around the neck with his claw hand & tries to choke the toy. But that's just what Cait Sith is, a toy, so he doesn't need air. Shera smacked the both of them in the head.*
Shera: In case you didn't notice, the both of you got way off subject & I think the fans reading this could care less about who's actually throwing the party or about Vincent's obsession with SpongeBob SquarePants.
Vincent: I have an obsession with SpongeBob SquarePants?
Shera: Isn't that what you were talking about, Cait Sith?
Cait Sith: Oh no! I was talking about this!
*Cait Sith unzips Moggy & gets a rolled~up poster. He hands it to Shera, who unrolls it & reads "The Big Big Fun Telly Treasure Trail Show, with your host, SireBob BritishPants. *Sponsored by Nutbunnies®"*
Shera: What kind of name is SireBob BritishPants?
*Cait Sith, Moggy, & Vincent shrug.*
Shera: So I assume the Captain is at this party?
Cait Sith: Oh yeah! THAT'S what we're supposed ta be doin'?
Vincent: No time to waste! Let's go!
*Vincent grabs Shera & the crew goes out heading for Nibelheim once more.*
Cait Sith: Well this was easy. . .
So who really is throwing the party? Who exactly is SireBob BritishPants? & why does he host "The Big Big Fun Telly Treasure Trail Show"? The good news is the chapters are longer now. The bad news is that means there'll be less story. Keep it here for our next chapter.
Tifa: Barret, I think we're lost.
Barret: We ain't lost, foo'!
Cloud: Do you think you know where you're going?
Barret: I DON'T THINK!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!
Cloud: I don't think you know either.
Barret: WUT'S THAT SUPPOSED TA MEAN, SPIKEY @$$?!?
Cloud: Whatever. . .
Tifa: *Sigh. . .* Let's just call a cab. . .
Barret: I KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOIN'!
*They ignore him & call a cab. Barret pulls a rubber ducky out of a random pocket.*
Barret: They's is 'pposed ta 'espect mah authoritah, right Mister Moose?
*Barret squeezes the duck, which produces a squeak~type sound. Cloud & Tifa sweatdrop.*
Cloud: I think we should leave him here.
Tifa: I agree.
Cabbie: Where to?
Cloud: Nibelheim.
Cabbie: I wunder why the hell everyone I pick up wants to go to Nibelheim. . .
*The cabbie leaves through the wormhole to Nibelheim, leaving Barret & Mister Moose in the middle of nowhere, which is convieniently located somewhere between Costa del Sol & Nibelheim.*
Barret: 'EY! CUM BACK! YOU'S IS 'PPOSED TA 'ESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!
*In Rocket Town. . .*
Shera: Goodness, the Captain's been gone a long time. I haven't heard any word from him or any of his friends for a long time either, %&$@it. Oh, wonderful. Now I sound like him.
*Cait Sith & Vincent break down the door. Even though they are obviously there, Vincent rings the doorbell.*
Cait Sith: That was pointless.
Vincent: We should still be polite.
Shera: WHAT THE %&$@ DIDJA DO TO MY DOOR, YOU %&$@S?!?
*Cait Sith & Vincent sweatdrop.*
Cait Sith: Who knew Cid had such an influence over Shera?
Vincent: Shera, we have a perfectly valid explanation for this.
Shera: That is. . .?
Cait Sith: We. . .don't know.
Vincent: But we'll think of it!
Shera: Sure. Right. I believe you.
Vincent: You see Shera. . . Um. . . I'm holding a party at Nibelheim Manor!
*Cait Sith falls off of Moggy laughing at the very idea of Vincent holding a party. Moggy picks Cait Sith up & puts him back on his back.*
Cait Sith: Bwahahaha! But I thought I was throwing the party.
Vincent: It's at my house, so I'm throwing the party.
Cait Sith: No. . . I'm throwing the party,
Vincent: I'm throwing the party, Mister Furball Hacker.
Cait Sith: No, I'm throwing the party, Mister SadBob AngstyPants!
Vincent: *Gasp!* You did NOT just make fun of my favorite show, did you?
Cait Sith: *Sing~songy* SadBob AngstyPants! SadBob AngstyPants! SadBob AngstyPants! *Normal Speech* What're YOU gonna do about it?
*Vincent grabs Cait Sith around the neck with his claw hand & tries to choke the toy. But that's just what Cait Sith is, a toy, so he doesn't need air. Shera smacked the both of them in the head.*
Shera: In case you didn't notice, the both of you got way off subject & I think the fans reading this could care less about who's actually throwing the party or about Vincent's obsession with SpongeBob SquarePants.
Vincent: I have an obsession with SpongeBob SquarePants?
Shera: Isn't that what you were talking about, Cait Sith?
Cait Sith: Oh no! I was talking about this!
*Cait Sith unzips Moggy & gets a rolled~up poster. He hands it to Shera, who unrolls it & reads "The Big Big Fun Telly Treasure Trail Show, with your host, SireBob BritishPants. *Sponsored by Nutbunnies®"*
Shera: What kind of name is SireBob BritishPants?
*Cait Sith, Moggy, & Vincent shrug.*
Shera: So I assume the Captain is at this party?
Cait Sith: Oh yeah! THAT'S what we're supposed ta be doin'?
Vincent: No time to waste! Let's go!
*Vincent grabs Shera & the crew goes out heading for Nibelheim once more.*
Cait Sith: Well this was easy. . .
So who really is throwing the party? Who exactly is SireBob BritishPants? & why does he host "The Big Big Fun Telly Treasure Trail Show"? The good news is the chapters are longer now. The bad news is that means there'll be less story. Keep it here for our next chapter.