*At Nibelheim Manor...*

Cloud (Who finally came back from the bathroom): So Cid, where's Shera? You are getting married to her, right?

Cid: Yes, well...When we were getting the stuff for the wedding, we kind of forgot to pick her up...

*Everyone busts out laughing.*

Tifa: Cid, how on earth can anyone make that kind of mistake?

*Back at Aura~sama's house...*

Oh Gawd! I forgot to get Zage the Goth! She's gonna be a guest at the wedding!

*Runs off to get contest winner back in chapter seven or so.*

I hope she still remembers that contest!

*Nibelheim Manor...*

Red XIII: Well, I guess it can be done.

*Cabbie & Chainsaw Murderer come up looking totally spooked.*

Cid: What's your problem?

Cabbie: The doll on that table spoke to us.

Yuffie: These guys are creepy. Yet for some reason they remind me of Jorge...

Chainsaw Murderer: She said "Leave my Nutbunnies® alone or I promise you a world of pain & torment for the rest of your lives..."

Cabbie: & then she fell off the table.

*Barret busts in through the door for no apparent reason.*

Barret: I'm here! Has tha wedding started?

Cid: Not just yet. Help yourself to some Nutbunnies®.

*Cabbie & Chainsaw Murderer scream in horror.*

Barret: C'mon, Mistah Moose. Let's get some Nutbunnies®.

*Cabbie & Chainsaw Murderer scream again & now Yuffie's gonna bug them with that for however long it takes for me to talk about some of the other characters. Back on the road, Vincent, Cait Sith, & Shera are almost at Nibelheim Manor...*

Shera: So what kind of party are you guys throwing?

*They never did prepare for this question, now did they?*

Cait Sith (Quietly): It's your house, Vincent. You tell her.

Vincent (Also Quietly): You were the one who wanted to throw the party. You tell her.

Cait Sith: It was your idea, Goth Boy. You tell her.

Vincent: You're better at deception. You tell her.

Cait Sith: You tell her.

Vincent: No, you tell her.

Cait Sith: No, you tell her.

Vincent: You tell her!

Cait Sith: You tell her!

Shera: What are you going on about?

Vincent & Cait Sith: Uh...nothing...

*Where~ever Aura~sama ran off to...*

Oh gawd oh gawd oh gawd oh gawd oh gawd! I hope Zage isn't upset or anything about me waiting this long!

*At a super~fancy resort...*

Desk Clerk: Where is the contest winner? We're all getting tired of waiting, Aura~sama!

Geez! I hope everyone's not too mad at me about all this. School work lately's been a real bitch. At least there's another chapter of Nutbunny® goodness.

*Aura's mysterious muse pops up, who's identity will be revealed as...*

Chibi Cait Sith! There you are! ^_^

*No wonder Cait Sith is the star of all of my Final Fantasy VII stories, ne?*

He's very quiet & he likes his Nutbunnies®, so don't expect him to talk very much...

*Chibi Cait Sith whispers something into the author's ear.*

That's a good idea! Chibi Cait Sith says I should explain exactly what the heck Nutbunnies® are so everyone doesn't have to ask in the reviews. Besides, sooner or later I'll get tired of replying individually.

*An overhead projection screen is pulled down from above.*

Here's a clip that shows the word 1st being used.

*A tape is played as the show begins & we see part of an episode of Freakazoid.*

Freakazoid(In Various Clips): Aw, Nutbunnies®! Aw, Nutbunnies®! Aw, Nutbunnies®! Aw, Nutbunnies®! Aw, Nutbunnies®! Aw, Nutbunnies®! Nutbunnies®! Nutbunnies®! Nutbunnies®! Nutbunnies®!

As you can see, Freakazoid originally used the word "Nutbunnies®" as his all~purpose curse word. So that scene at the gas station when Cait Sith introduces us to the word really has a double meaning. Does anyone here watch Freakazoid?

*Crickets chirp. Chibi Cait Sith whispers something else.*

Yeah, it was a while back, wasn't it? Well for those who did watch it, they'll know what I mean when I say I'm gonna get something from the four basic food groups to eat. So seeya later!

*Chibi Cait Sith holds up sign listing four basic food groups as Aura~sama leaves.*

List: Four Basic Food Groups

1. Ice Cream

2. Candy

3. Cakes

4. Very Large Cakes