*While Aura~sama is on the road to retrieve Zage the Goth...*
Yay! I got a Nutbunny® flavored kilt! ^_^
*She bites into the plaid~colored goodness.*
Taaasty...I officially like the Scottish now.
*The Scottish people in the audience cheer.*
Time to bug Zage now!
*Aura~sama approaches Zage's front door, backs up about a block, then charges into the door. It's ripped off of it's hinges thanks to Aura~sama's bandana, her super~strong cranium cloth.*
Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage! You in here?!?
*Zage is in a corner of angst, angsting away.*
Good! ^_^ Time to go!
*Aura~sama picks up Zage & runs out faster than you can say Nutbunnies®*
You: Nutbunnies®!
*Too late!*
Dude at Resort mentioned in Chapter 16: Can we speed things along? My foot's falling asleep!
*Oh yeah, sorry! At Nibelheim Manor, Cait Sith, Vincent, & Shera have arrived.*
Vincent: We're back, everyone!
Cait Sith: Nutbunnies®!
*Cait Sith leaps off of Moggy, does a perfect can opener, & lands in a huge pile of the candies. Chainsaw Murderer & Cabbie scream at the mention of the blessed food.*
Chainsaw Murderer: I thought it was over when that Yuffie girl got bored with tormenting us with that word.
Yuffie: I wasn't tired. I just took a breather so I could eat some Nutbunnies®!
*Chainsaw Murderer & Cabbie scream again.*
Shera: What kind of party is this, exactly?
*Cid sort of blushes. How dreadfully out~of~character he's getting in this fanfic, ne?*
Cid: *Gulp!*
*All the hard~core Cid Highwind fans in the audience begin tossing rotten tomatoes to their respective computer screens.*
Calm down, guys! Cid's a dynamic character in this story!
All The Hard~Core Cid Highwind Fans In The Audience: WHAT THE &*^# DOES THAT MEAN?!?
It means Cid changes dramatically. In this situation, he is coming to realize he might actually like it if he were married to Shera.
*All the hard~core Cid Highwind fans in the audience suddenly die of massive shock~induced heart attacks.*
Well, it had to be said! I'm running out of ideas for this fic.
Fans of this fanfic(if any): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? Do you not want closure?
Said Fans: CLOSURE BAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sweatdrop*
Well, there's gonna be closure.
Fans: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Thinking): Oh man. Gotta please the fans, but what to do? Wait! What do I always do to distract my little sister when I want to run away? (Aloud): Look! Cow!
*Audience turns heads & Aura~sama runs away.*
Audience: Ooooo...Cooooow...
*The scene backs out & we see the video camera that's magically recording this story is turned to face the camera guy, who is none other than our beloved Cait Sith.*
Cait Sith: This is the stupidest load of sh~
Cait Sith! What are you doing?
Cait Sith: Da camera guy ran off somewhere.
Where?!?
*At Yuffie's loft, which by now you thought I was never gonna go back to, the camera guy is dancing on top of a table with a lampshade on his head.*
Everyone else: Arturo! Arturo! Arturo! Arturo! Arturo!
*Back where~ever we were...*
I am SO sending him back to Guadalajara...
Cait Sith: What were we supposed to be doing? Oh, & who's that?
*Cait Sith indicates the bundle of person Aura~sama has under her arm who at one point in time or another could be refered to as Zage.*
This is our contest winner.
Cait Sith: Good! The limo's been impatient!
*Moggy takes Zage, tosses her in the limo, & it speeds off in the direction of the hotel.*
That was surprisingly easy...
Cait Sith: The fanfic, Aura~sama?
Oh yeah! That thing!
*Back at Nibelheim Manor...*
Cid: Uh.....*Blushing*
Shera: Nice tux, Captain.
Cid: Uh.....
Vincent: "Thank you," Cid.
Cid: You're welcome.
*Sweatdrops all around the room.*
Vincent: Maybe this was a big mistake...
Cloud(Whispering to Vincent): What's going on? Doesn't Shera know about this?
Vincent(Whispering in reply): Um, well, it's kind of a surprise...
Tifa(Joining in): How cute!
Yuffie(Also joining): Aw, that's sweet! How long do you think he'll be distracted?
Cait Sith(Who popped in Xellos~like for all the Slayers fans): I'd give him half an hour...
Yuffie(Aw, you know...): Where's his materia?
*Cid gets down on one knee suddenly, figuring it's his wedding. Or funeral. Or some kind of religious deal...*
Cid: SheraIwasjustkindofwonderingyouknowifyousortawannagetmarriedorsomethinglikethatyouknow?
Shera: Put spaces between your words...
Cid: Well...uh...you...me...rings...tux...dress...flowers...
Shera: Now you forgot your verbs...
Vincent: So now we mourn the death of sentence structure...
Cid: SHERA! MARRY ME, GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Whew! Glad that's out in the open! I finally got this chapter done, but what will Shera say? Will this turn out in the end? Why hasn't school let up yet?!? Hopefully some answers hopefully soon in our next installment.
Yay! I got a Nutbunny® flavored kilt! ^_^
*She bites into the plaid~colored goodness.*
Taaasty...I officially like the Scottish now.
*The Scottish people in the audience cheer.*
Time to bug Zage now!
*Aura~sama approaches Zage's front door, backs up about a block, then charges into the door. It's ripped off of it's hinges thanks to Aura~sama's bandana, her super~strong cranium cloth.*
Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage! You in here?!?
*Zage is in a corner of angst, angsting away.*
Good! ^_^ Time to go!
*Aura~sama picks up Zage & runs out faster than you can say Nutbunnies®*
You: Nutbunnies®!
*Too late!*
Dude at Resort mentioned in Chapter 16: Can we speed things along? My foot's falling asleep!
*Oh yeah, sorry! At Nibelheim Manor, Cait Sith, Vincent, & Shera have arrived.*
Vincent: We're back, everyone!
Cait Sith: Nutbunnies®!
*Cait Sith leaps off of Moggy, does a perfect can opener, & lands in a huge pile of the candies. Chainsaw Murderer & Cabbie scream at the mention of the blessed food.*
Chainsaw Murderer: I thought it was over when that Yuffie girl got bored with tormenting us with that word.
Yuffie: I wasn't tired. I just took a breather so I could eat some Nutbunnies®!
*Chainsaw Murderer & Cabbie scream again.*
Shera: What kind of party is this, exactly?
*Cid sort of blushes. How dreadfully out~of~character he's getting in this fanfic, ne?*
Cid: *Gulp!*
*All the hard~core Cid Highwind fans in the audience begin tossing rotten tomatoes to their respective computer screens.*
Calm down, guys! Cid's a dynamic character in this story!
All The Hard~Core Cid Highwind Fans In The Audience: WHAT THE &*^# DOES THAT MEAN?!?
It means Cid changes dramatically. In this situation, he is coming to realize he might actually like it if he were married to Shera.
*All the hard~core Cid Highwind fans in the audience suddenly die of massive shock~induced heart attacks.*
Well, it had to be said! I'm running out of ideas for this fic.
Fans of this fanfic(if any): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? Do you not want closure?
Said Fans: CLOSURE BAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sweatdrop*
Well, there's gonna be closure.
Fans: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Thinking): Oh man. Gotta please the fans, but what to do? Wait! What do I always do to distract my little sister when I want to run away? (Aloud): Look! Cow!
*Audience turns heads & Aura~sama runs away.*
Audience: Ooooo...Cooooow...
*The scene backs out & we see the video camera that's magically recording this story is turned to face the camera guy, who is none other than our beloved Cait Sith.*
Cait Sith: This is the stupidest load of sh~
Cait Sith! What are you doing?
Cait Sith: Da camera guy ran off somewhere.
Where?!?
*At Yuffie's loft, which by now you thought I was never gonna go back to, the camera guy is dancing on top of a table with a lampshade on his head.*
Everyone else: Arturo! Arturo! Arturo! Arturo! Arturo!
*Back where~ever we were...*
I am SO sending him back to Guadalajara...
Cait Sith: What were we supposed to be doing? Oh, & who's that?
*Cait Sith indicates the bundle of person Aura~sama has under her arm who at one point in time or another could be refered to as Zage.*
This is our contest winner.
Cait Sith: Good! The limo's been impatient!
*Moggy takes Zage, tosses her in the limo, & it speeds off in the direction of the hotel.*
That was surprisingly easy...
Cait Sith: The fanfic, Aura~sama?
Oh yeah! That thing!
*Back at Nibelheim Manor...*
Cid: Uh.....*Blushing*
Shera: Nice tux, Captain.
Cid: Uh.....
Vincent: "Thank you," Cid.
Cid: You're welcome.
*Sweatdrops all around the room.*
Vincent: Maybe this was a big mistake...
Cloud(Whispering to Vincent): What's going on? Doesn't Shera know about this?
Vincent(Whispering in reply): Um, well, it's kind of a surprise...
Tifa(Joining in): How cute!
Yuffie(Also joining): Aw, that's sweet! How long do you think he'll be distracted?
Cait Sith(Who popped in Xellos~like for all the Slayers fans): I'd give him half an hour...
Yuffie(Aw, you know...): Where's his materia?
*Cid gets down on one knee suddenly, figuring it's his wedding. Or funeral. Or some kind of religious deal...*
Cid: SheraIwasjustkindofwonderingyouknowifyousortawannagetmarriedorsomethinglikethatyouknow?
Shera: Put spaces between your words...
Cid: Well...uh...you...me...rings...tux...dress...flowers...
Shera: Now you forgot your verbs...
Vincent: So now we mourn the death of sentence structure...
Cid: SHERA! MARRY ME, GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Whew! Glad that's out in the open! I finally got this chapter done, but what will Shera say? Will this turn out in the end? Why hasn't school let up yet?!? Hopefully some answers hopefully soon in our next installment.