*Aura~sama is asleep in front of her computer. She has cobwebs all over her & flies are swarming around her. We now take you to Aura~sama's dream...*
Mysterious Voice, most likely the Great Will of the Macrocasm: Aura... Aura...
*Aura~sama is sitting in a comfy~cozy chair playing what looks to be Lunar Legends. Huge stacks of Mountain Dew & Pocky are piled next to her. She is absorbed in the game, in spite of the fact she's played the older one for countless hours.*
Five more minutes...
*The Great Will of the Macrocasm, hereafter known as Will~chan, sweatdrops.*
Will~chan: Aura, you should work on your Final Fantasy VII fanfic. You should finish what you begin, but not only that, consider the fans.
Why do you care? You're from Excel Saga.
Will~chan: But I've been brought here because the story isn't going the way it is meant to go!
This was going somewhere?
*The sweatdrop gets bigger.*
Don't drip that on my Pocky.
Will~chan: I thought you'd have Nutbunnies® to eat.
This dream is based on real life.
Will~chan: No it isn't.
Why not?
Will~chan: Well for one thing, you don't own Lunar Legends.
*Lunar Legends disappears out of the GBA.*
Hey!
Will~chan: For another, you don't even own a GBA.
*GBA disappears.*
Stop that!
Will~chan: Get back to work on your story! Do it now before I take away your Pocky & Mountain Dew!
All right! All right! I'll get to work on it! I'll get to work on it! Now leave me alone!
*Aura~sama wakes up.*
Ahh! Die in Hell evil Great Will of the Macrocasm!!!!!
*Aura~sama realizes she's awake now.*
Oh, it was just a dream. What a relief.
*Aura~sama goes back to sleep.*
Will~chan: *Sigh...*
*Where we left off Cid & the rest at Nibelheim Manor...*
Cid: SheraIwasjustkindofwonderingyouknowifyousortawannagetmarriedorsomethinglikethatyouknow?
Shera: Put spaces between your words...
Cid: Well...uh...you...me...rings...tux...dress...flowers...
Shera: Now you forgot your verbs...
Vincent: So now we mourn the death of sentence structure...
Cid: SHERA! MARRY ME, GODDAMMIT!!!!!
*Shera gets really big anime~type surprised eyes that whell up with tears of happiness & joy like Aura~sama when she sees a Mountain Dew/Pocky sale.*
Shera: Of course I will, Captain...
*Cid collapses at the impact of everything that's just transpired.*
Cait Sith: Well at least he got that over with. It looked like his heart was gonna pop or sumthin'...
Vincent: It looks like it did...
*Cait Sith jumps off of Moggy & begins smacking Cid in the face.*
Cait Sith: Come on, Ciddy boy! You can't be asleep at your own wedding!
*He continues smacking him until Cid gives him a punch in the face, tossing him clear into the wall.*
Cid: Wha hoppened...?
Vincent: You asked Shera to marry you.
Cid: I did?
Vincent: She said yes.
Cid: She did?
Vincent: Then you sent Cait Sith flying into the wall.
*Cait Sith falls out of his little crater in the wall.*
Cait Sith: Ah, there ya are, Waitress. Seperate checks pleeease.....*Faints.*
*Group sweatdrop.*
Red XIII: So are you guys gonna get married?
Cabbie: Y'know, today?
Chainsaw Murderer: We do have things to do, right?
Barret: YEH, FOO'! LIKE PLACES TA GO! PEOPLE TA SEE!
Yuffie: Materia to steal!
Cait Sith(Woozily): Fortunes to read!
Vincent: Sins to atone for!
Tifa: Love to declare!
Cloud: Sephiroth to fight!
*Everyone else stares at Cloud.*
Cloud: Well, this is a fanfic. Sephiroth could come back.
Cait Sith: Shyeah! & monkeys might fly out of my butt...
*Aeris pops in all of a sudden.*
Aeris: But Cloud's right. Since this is a fanfic, things that normally don't happen might occur.
Cloud: AERIS! YOU'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!
*Actually, I really don't like that. What do you think, Will~chan?
Will~chan: I think that whole scene with Aeris's death was tame compared to what I normally work with.
Not exactly what I meant, Will~chan...
Will~chan: Oh, you meant with this? I think she takes away from the story, actually.
You really think so?
Will~chan: Well, maybe we should see what everyone else thinks of it.
Good point. No use bringing in Aeris if we got a lot of Aeris~bashers reading.
Will~chan: No use getting rid of Aeris if we got a lot of Aeris~lovers reading.
So, it's up to you, the loyal & hopefully still here fans. Do we keep Aeris in, or do we kick her out?
Zage: Not that I'm complaining about staying at this nice hotel for God knows how long, but can we get on with the story? I got things to do too.
That's precisely what I'm doing. Now it's time to close up this chapter. Please review, loyal fans, so I'll know whether to keep Aeris or not!
The crickets that were here before: Chirp...chirp...chirp...
Let me reword that. Please review, loyal crickets, so I'll know whether to keep Aeris or not!
Crickets: *Begin reviewing*
This is working better than I thought.
Chibi Cait Sith: *Whispers to Aura~sama*
Oh yeah... I did kinda overdo it with the stars, didn't I?*
Stick around for the next chapter, which will be out, uh... sometime this year. ^_^'
Mysterious Voice, most likely the Great Will of the Macrocasm: Aura... Aura...
*Aura~sama is sitting in a comfy~cozy chair playing what looks to be Lunar Legends. Huge stacks of Mountain Dew & Pocky are piled next to her. She is absorbed in the game, in spite of the fact she's played the older one for countless hours.*
Five more minutes...
*The Great Will of the Macrocasm, hereafter known as Will~chan, sweatdrops.*
Will~chan: Aura, you should work on your Final Fantasy VII fanfic. You should finish what you begin, but not only that, consider the fans.
Why do you care? You're from Excel Saga.
Will~chan: But I've been brought here because the story isn't going the way it is meant to go!
This was going somewhere?
*The sweatdrop gets bigger.*
Don't drip that on my Pocky.
Will~chan: I thought you'd have Nutbunnies® to eat.
This dream is based on real life.
Will~chan: No it isn't.
Why not?
Will~chan: Well for one thing, you don't own Lunar Legends.
*Lunar Legends disappears out of the GBA.*
Hey!
Will~chan: For another, you don't even own a GBA.
*GBA disappears.*
Stop that!
Will~chan: Get back to work on your story! Do it now before I take away your Pocky & Mountain Dew!
All right! All right! I'll get to work on it! I'll get to work on it! Now leave me alone!
*Aura~sama wakes up.*
Ahh! Die in Hell evil Great Will of the Macrocasm!!!!!
*Aura~sama realizes she's awake now.*
Oh, it was just a dream. What a relief.
*Aura~sama goes back to sleep.*
Will~chan: *Sigh...*
*Where we left off Cid & the rest at Nibelheim Manor...*
Cid: SheraIwasjustkindofwonderingyouknowifyousortawannagetmarriedorsomethinglikethatyouknow?
Shera: Put spaces between your words...
Cid: Well...uh...you...me...rings...tux...dress...flowers...
Shera: Now you forgot your verbs...
Vincent: So now we mourn the death of sentence structure...
Cid: SHERA! MARRY ME, GODDAMMIT!!!!!
*Shera gets really big anime~type surprised eyes that whell up with tears of happiness & joy like Aura~sama when she sees a Mountain Dew/Pocky sale.*
Shera: Of course I will, Captain...
*Cid collapses at the impact of everything that's just transpired.*
Cait Sith: Well at least he got that over with. It looked like his heart was gonna pop or sumthin'...
Vincent: It looks like it did...
*Cait Sith jumps off of Moggy & begins smacking Cid in the face.*
Cait Sith: Come on, Ciddy boy! You can't be asleep at your own wedding!
*He continues smacking him until Cid gives him a punch in the face, tossing him clear into the wall.*
Cid: Wha hoppened...?
Vincent: You asked Shera to marry you.
Cid: I did?
Vincent: She said yes.
Cid: She did?
Vincent: Then you sent Cait Sith flying into the wall.
*Cait Sith falls out of his little crater in the wall.*
Cait Sith: Ah, there ya are, Waitress. Seperate checks pleeease.....*Faints.*
*Group sweatdrop.*
Red XIII: So are you guys gonna get married?
Cabbie: Y'know, today?
Chainsaw Murderer: We do have things to do, right?
Barret: YEH, FOO'! LIKE PLACES TA GO! PEOPLE TA SEE!
Yuffie: Materia to steal!
Cait Sith(Woozily): Fortunes to read!
Vincent: Sins to atone for!
Tifa: Love to declare!
Cloud: Sephiroth to fight!
*Everyone else stares at Cloud.*
Cloud: Well, this is a fanfic. Sephiroth could come back.
Cait Sith: Shyeah! & monkeys might fly out of my butt...
*Aeris pops in all of a sudden.*
Aeris: But Cloud's right. Since this is a fanfic, things that normally don't happen might occur.
Cloud: AERIS! YOU'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!
*Actually, I really don't like that. What do you think, Will~chan?
Will~chan: I think that whole scene with Aeris's death was tame compared to what I normally work with.
Not exactly what I meant, Will~chan...
Will~chan: Oh, you meant with this? I think she takes away from the story, actually.
You really think so?
Will~chan: Well, maybe we should see what everyone else thinks of it.
Good point. No use bringing in Aeris if we got a lot of Aeris~bashers reading.
Will~chan: No use getting rid of Aeris if we got a lot of Aeris~lovers reading.
So, it's up to you, the loyal & hopefully still here fans. Do we keep Aeris in, or do we kick her out?
Zage: Not that I'm complaining about staying at this nice hotel for God knows how long, but can we get on with the story? I got things to do too.
That's precisely what I'm doing. Now it's time to close up this chapter. Please review, loyal fans, so I'll know whether to keep Aeris or not!
The crickets that were here before: Chirp...chirp...chirp...
Let me reword that. Please review, loyal crickets, so I'll know whether to keep Aeris or not!
Crickets: *Begin reviewing*
This is working better than I thought.
Chibi Cait Sith: *Whispers to Aura~sama*
Oh yeah... I did kinda overdo it with the stars, didn't I?*
Stick around for the next chapter, which will be out, uh... sometime this year. ^_^'