*Where we last left off...*
Red XIII: So are you guys gonna get married?
Cabbie: Y'know, today?
Chainsaw Murderer: We do have things to do, right?
Barret: YEH, FOO'! LIKE PLACES TA GO! PEOPLE TA SEE!
Yuffie: Materia to steal!
Cait Sith(Woozily): Fortunes to read!
Vincent: Sins to atone for!
Tifa: Love to declare!
Cloud: Sephiroth to fight!
*Everyone else stares at Cloud.*
Cloud: Well, this is a fanfic. Sephiroth could come back.
Cait Sith: Shyeah! & monkeys might fly out of my butt...
*Aeris pops in all of a sudden.*
Aeris: But Cloud's right. Since this is a fanfic, things that normally don't happen might occur.
Cloud: AERIS! YOU'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!
*Then we had a vote on whether Aeris should remain alive or get killed again. Here are the results: 2 votes to keep Aeris, 3 votes to kill Aeris, & 2 people that just didn't care. So by popular demand, Aeris will be killed again! Get in there to kill Aeris, Sephiroth!*
Sephiroth: Someone need to die here?
Aeris: I guess this means I'll be going now.
Cloud: Wait! Can I say goodbye to Aeris one last time?
Sephiroth: Go ahead. The longer it takes, the more I get paid...
Cloud: Sweet...
*Cloud leads Aeris to a room inside the manor so the can...um...how do I say this properly? Oh yeah! With astericks! So it should look like this:
Cloud leads Aeris to a room inside the manor.
***** **** *** *** *******.
** **** **** *** ** *** *****.
**** ***** ******* ************.
***** ********* ***** **** ******.
**** ** ** ***** ***** ** *** ***** ***-****** ***** *****.
Cloud leaves the room with his shirt on backwards & smoking one of Cid's ciggies that he stole.*
Cloud: Okay. Your turn, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: No, I'm just gonna kill her.
Cloud: Damn! Okay, whatever... I'll mourn some other time.
*Sephiroth enters the room & kills Aeris in...um...the state she's in.*
Cait Sith: So it's time for da weddin'! I'll get my preachin' suit!
*Cait Sith, who had climbed back on Moggy in the time between the begining of the chapter to now, jumps off again to get his outfit. Moggy puts on an alter server's robe.*
Tifa: The bride & groom need to get dressed too!
*Yuffie walks in with a mysterious bag of gil.*
Vincent: Where did you get that bag of gil?
Yuffie: I saw some frumpy old clothes sitting in one of the rooms, so I sold them.
Shera: Hey, I can't find my wedding gown...
Cid: WHAT THE &*%$ HAPPENED TO MY TUX?!?
Red XIII: & people say I should be kept on a leash...
Cid: WHERE'S THE $%#&*^@ TUX, VINNY?!?
Vincent: Ask Yuffie.
Cid: WHERE IS IT?!?
Yuffie: Where's what, old man?
Cid: THE GODDAMN TUX!
Yuffie: The tux? You mean that crusty tux & the white dress by it?
Cid: YES, THAT TUX! NOW WHERE IS IT, DAMMIT?!?
Yuffie: At the consignment shop.
Cid: AW $#!+!!!!! Do you know how long I had to dance for that dress?
Vincent: Looks like we'll just have to buy them back...
Cid: Dammit! That's more money!
*Cait Sith hobbles back in wearing a priest's robes.*
Cait Sith: Cid! Shera! Why ain't you two ready yet?
Vincent: Miss Materia over here sold their outfits to the consignment shop.
Yuffie: I didn't think you guys would wanna wear those frumpy clothes anyway...
Cait Sith: Waitaminute. Was a guy named Joe working behind the counter?
Yuffie: I think. Why?
Cait Sith: Aw, I know him! I can deal with him.
*At the Nibelheim Consignment Shop...*
Cait Sith: Please?
Joe: No.
Cait Sith: Please?
Joe: No.
Cait Sith: Aw, c'mon...
Joe: No.
Cait Sith: Be a pal...
Joe: No.
Cait Sith: Fine. Be that way.
*Begins to leave, then jumps back to Joe & clings onto his feet.*
Joe: What the?!?
Cait Sith: Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh pleeeeeeeeease!!!!!
Joe: You're desperate.
Cait Sith: You couldn't tell?
Joe: Alright then. Whaddaya got?
*Cait Sith digs through a previously hidden pocket & produces a pack of Nutbunnies®, a piece of string, & a playing card.*
Cait Sith: Uhhh.....this.....
*When Cait Sith returns to Nibelheim Manor...*
Vincent: Do you have the clothing for Cid & Shera?
Cait Sith: Well, I had to get what I could afford with all the gil in my pocket.
Vincent: What about the money Yuffie had?
Cait Sith: HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK SUCH A THOUGHT LIKE TAKING MONEY FROM YUFFIE?!?
Vincent: Never mind. Were you able to get back what we had?
Cait Sith: Uh... Not exactly...
*Cid & Shera get out the clothes Cait Sith got them.*
Cid: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?
*Cid is wearing an orange tux, similar to the one Lloyd wore in Dumb & Dumber.*
Shera: This dress looks a little too short...
*Shera is wearing a super~tight white dress with a HUGE white bow in the back.*
Cait Sith: What're you guys talkin' about? Ya look cute!
*Cid grabs Cait Sith & begins shaking him.*
Cid: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!
Cait Sith: You shouldn't act so slovenly in front of your bride...
*Cid stops & turns around to see Shera in her less~than~modest wedding dress.*
Cid: Homina homina homina...
Cait Sith: Ain't she a sight ta see?
*Cid introduces a new level of blush to this fanfic. Ladies & gentlemen, we present to you for the first time ever, the superblush!*
Cloud: So are you guys gonna do this thing or not?
Cait Sith: Hold on a second! Things have gotten kind of out of whack! Where's the Great Will of the Macrocasm to fix them?
*At Aura~sama's house, she & Will~chan are playing Gundam Battle Assault 2...*
Vincent: Apparently not...
Cait Sith: But we gotta keep up da suspense!
Cid: Wha? So this chapter's over now?
Cait Sith: Yeah... So everyone has to stay tooned for chapter 20!
Vincent: Aura~sama's sure dragging this one out.
Cait Sith: Yeah, & it's not even starring me! I thought this was supposed to be the Cait Sith trilogy!
Vincent: "The Cait Sith Trilogy"...?
Cait Sith: Yeah. I don't know where this whole idea came for Cid to marry Shera.
Vincent: I'm willing to bet she stole it from her sister, like the 1st fic in the series.
*Aura~sama pops in from nowhere.*
WHO TOLD Y~oh wait... Heh heh... Uh... nevermind...
*Sweatdrops all around the room.*
Well, uh... Ya heard Cait Sith. Stay tooned for chapter 20!
Red XIII: So are you guys gonna get married?
Cabbie: Y'know, today?
Chainsaw Murderer: We do have things to do, right?
Barret: YEH, FOO'! LIKE PLACES TA GO! PEOPLE TA SEE!
Yuffie: Materia to steal!
Cait Sith(Woozily): Fortunes to read!
Vincent: Sins to atone for!
Tifa: Love to declare!
Cloud: Sephiroth to fight!
*Everyone else stares at Cloud.*
Cloud: Well, this is a fanfic. Sephiroth could come back.
Cait Sith: Shyeah! & monkeys might fly out of my butt...
*Aeris pops in all of a sudden.*
Aeris: But Cloud's right. Since this is a fanfic, things that normally don't happen might occur.
Cloud: AERIS! YOU'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!
*Then we had a vote on whether Aeris should remain alive or get killed again. Here are the results: 2 votes to keep Aeris, 3 votes to kill Aeris, & 2 people that just didn't care. So by popular demand, Aeris will be killed again! Get in there to kill Aeris, Sephiroth!*
Sephiroth: Someone need to die here?
Aeris: I guess this means I'll be going now.
Cloud: Wait! Can I say goodbye to Aeris one last time?
Sephiroth: Go ahead. The longer it takes, the more I get paid...
Cloud: Sweet...
*Cloud leads Aeris to a room inside the manor so the can...um...how do I say this properly? Oh yeah! With astericks! So it should look like this:
Cloud leads Aeris to a room inside the manor.
***** **** *** *** *******.
** **** **** *** ** *** *****.
**** ***** ******* ************.
***** ********* ***** **** ******.
**** ** ** ***** ***** ** *** ***** ***-****** ***** *****.
Cloud leaves the room with his shirt on backwards & smoking one of Cid's ciggies that he stole.*
Cloud: Okay. Your turn, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: No, I'm just gonna kill her.
Cloud: Damn! Okay, whatever... I'll mourn some other time.
*Sephiroth enters the room & kills Aeris in...um...the state she's in.*
Cait Sith: So it's time for da weddin'! I'll get my preachin' suit!
*Cait Sith, who had climbed back on Moggy in the time between the begining of the chapter to now, jumps off again to get his outfit. Moggy puts on an alter server's robe.*
Tifa: The bride & groom need to get dressed too!
*Yuffie walks in with a mysterious bag of gil.*
Vincent: Where did you get that bag of gil?
Yuffie: I saw some frumpy old clothes sitting in one of the rooms, so I sold them.
Shera: Hey, I can't find my wedding gown...
Cid: WHAT THE &*%$ HAPPENED TO MY TUX?!?
Red XIII: & people say I should be kept on a leash...
Cid: WHERE'S THE $%#&*^@ TUX, VINNY?!?
Vincent: Ask Yuffie.
Cid: WHERE IS IT?!?
Yuffie: Where's what, old man?
Cid: THE GODDAMN TUX!
Yuffie: The tux? You mean that crusty tux & the white dress by it?
Cid: YES, THAT TUX! NOW WHERE IS IT, DAMMIT?!?
Yuffie: At the consignment shop.
Cid: AW $#!+!!!!! Do you know how long I had to dance for that dress?
Vincent: Looks like we'll just have to buy them back...
Cid: Dammit! That's more money!
*Cait Sith hobbles back in wearing a priest's robes.*
Cait Sith: Cid! Shera! Why ain't you two ready yet?
Vincent: Miss Materia over here sold their outfits to the consignment shop.
Yuffie: I didn't think you guys would wanna wear those frumpy clothes anyway...
Cait Sith: Waitaminute. Was a guy named Joe working behind the counter?
Yuffie: I think. Why?
Cait Sith: Aw, I know him! I can deal with him.
*At the Nibelheim Consignment Shop...*
Cait Sith: Please?
Joe: No.
Cait Sith: Please?
Joe: No.
Cait Sith: Aw, c'mon...
Joe: No.
Cait Sith: Be a pal...
Joe: No.
Cait Sith: Fine. Be that way.
*Begins to leave, then jumps back to Joe & clings onto his feet.*
Joe: What the?!?
Cait Sith: Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh pleeeeeeeeease!!!!!
Joe: You're desperate.
Cait Sith: You couldn't tell?
Joe: Alright then. Whaddaya got?
*Cait Sith digs through a previously hidden pocket & produces a pack of Nutbunnies®, a piece of string, & a playing card.*
Cait Sith: Uhhh.....this.....
*When Cait Sith returns to Nibelheim Manor...*
Vincent: Do you have the clothing for Cid & Shera?
Cait Sith: Well, I had to get what I could afford with all the gil in my pocket.
Vincent: What about the money Yuffie had?
Cait Sith: HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK SUCH A THOUGHT LIKE TAKING MONEY FROM YUFFIE?!?
Vincent: Never mind. Were you able to get back what we had?
Cait Sith: Uh... Not exactly...
*Cid & Shera get out the clothes Cait Sith got them.*
Cid: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?
*Cid is wearing an orange tux, similar to the one Lloyd wore in Dumb & Dumber.*
Shera: This dress looks a little too short...
*Shera is wearing a super~tight white dress with a HUGE white bow in the back.*
Cait Sith: What're you guys talkin' about? Ya look cute!
*Cid grabs Cait Sith & begins shaking him.*
Cid: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!
Cait Sith: You shouldn't act so slovenly in front of your bride...
*Cid stops & turns around to see Shera in her less~than~modest wedding dress.*
Cid: Homina homina homina...
Cait Sith: Ain't she a sight ta see?
*Cid introduces a new level of blush to this fanfic. Ladies & gentlemen, we present to you for the first time ever, the superblush!*
Cloud: So are you guys gonna do this thing or not?
Cait Sith: Hold on a second! Things have gotten kind of out of whack! Where's the Great Will of the Macrocasm to fix them?
*At Aura~sama's house, she & Will~chan are playing Gundam Battle Assault 2...*
Vincent: Apparently not...
Cait Sith: But we gotta keep up da suspense!
Cid: Wha? So this chapter's over now?
Cait Sith: Yeah... So everyone has to stay tooned for chapter 20!
Vincent: Aura~sama's sure dragging this one out.
Cait Sith: Yeah, & it's not even starring me! I thought this was supposed to be the Cait Sith trilogy!
Vincent: "The Cait Sith Trilogy"...?
Cait Sith: Yeah. I don't know where this whole idea came for Cid to marry Shera.
Vincent: I'm willing to bet she stole it from her sister, like the 1st fic in the series.
*Aura~sama pops in from nowhere.*
WHO TOLD Y~oh wait... Heh heh... Uh... nevermind...
*Sweatdrops all around the room.*
Well, uh... Ya heard Cait Sith. Stay tooned for chapter 20!