'Coz you asked for it, that's what I'm a~givin' to ya, buddy! I now present to you chapter 20 of this semi~entertaining story, where we bring out all of the characters I kinda forgot over the course of writing. I hope everything turns out okay!
Will~chan: If it doesn't, I could reset the story.
*Chibi Cait Sith whispers in Aura~sama's ear...*
Chibi Cait Sith has a point. He thinks I'd loose the fans if the story was reset & everyone had 20 new chapters to read...
Will~chan: In any case, let's get on with the story!
Cabbie: Hey, we'll be in this part, right?
Chainsaw Murderer: You haven't forgotten, have you?
Zage: Can I just stay in the hotel?
Yes, no, & no.
Zage: But all my stuff's there now. Everyone knows the hotel phone number better than the one at my house. Look, it's even listed in the phonebook!
Too bad! Complaining time is over! Story time is now!
*At Nibelheim Manor...*
Cait Sith: All right, everyone! We're ready to get this wedding started!
*Moggy walks up to the make~shift alter added to the manor & Cait Sith grabs a bible.*
Cabbie: Now we're finally getting somewhere!
*Chainsaw Murderer begins to tear up.*
Zage: You cry at weddings?
Chainsaw Murderer: No...*sniffle*...It's just that...*sniff*...Now I'll have to go back to work!
Cabbie: Well, that's why I decided to be a cabbie. I got a nifty pamphlet if ya wanna read it.
*Cabbie pulls out a pamphlet entitled "How To Be Lazy & Still Make Money", which Chainsaw Murderer takes with interest.*
Cait Sith: It's time ta start da weddin'! Where's da best man?
*Vincent is shoved to the front.*
Cait Sith: Good enough. Now we need a girl to hold the flowers.
*Tifa is shoved to the front.*
Cait Sith: Okay! Now everyone else take yer seats.
*Yuffie, Barret, Cloud, & Red XIII find seats on either side of the room.*
Cait Sith: Now the bride & groom! Bust it out now, Moggy!
*Moggy pulls a stereo out from behind his back & begins "The Wedding March". Cid & Shera begin walking down the aisle, when the music changes to Paul McCartney's "back in the u.s."*
Stereo: You say "Yes" I say "No" You say "Stop" But I say "Go Go Go" Oh No! You say "Goodbye" & I say "Hello"
Cait Sith: Moggy! I told you to buy the cd!
*Moggy mumbles a protest in a language Cait Sith understands & everyone else does not.*
Cait Sith: What do you mean "I don't have a discman"?
*Moggy stops the tape & Cid & Shera come up to the alter.*
Cait Sith: Allrighty then! *Reading from book* "We are gathered here in the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling. The seat cusion can be used as a floatin' device." Wait, nevermind!
*Throws out notes he took while watching "The Beverly Hillbillies" movie.*
Cait Sith: Let's just get to da good part. Shera, do you take Cid to luv him tenda, luv him sweet, & neva let him go?
Shera: I don't know. He's looking a little sweaty...
Cait Sith: Aw, all guys get that way on their weddin' day. He'll get over it.
Shera: Aw, I can't say no to the Captain. I do.
Cait Sith: Now do you, Cid, agree to do all the stuff Shera just agreed to?
Cid: *%$&*$&%*(^(*%^*&$&^#&%$#&^%&*(%&^$^*%$(&^%*(^%&$&^
Cait Sith: You mean you'd like to say your own vows?
Cid: %(&*%(*%*&$(&^(^*%$*&$(&^%(^%*$*$%(%&*$^*$^%$*^$*&%&*$*^%&*(^%(&%(%
Cait Sith: Well sure. I don't see why not.
*Cid turns to Shera with a look of determination on his face.*
Well, we all know how this is gonna turn out, so we're gonna end it here.
Will~chan: But the fans have no closure!
They didn't want any, remember? They were distracted by the cow.
Will~chan: Oh yeah, they were...
*Chibi Cait Sith whispers something.*
What do you mean "Check out what's happening at Nibelheim Manor"?
*Looks at Nibelheim Manor, where Shera is walking out in a huff followed by Cid.*
Cid: But Shera! I really DID wanna ^%#& you right then & there!
*Shera tosses the boquet in Cid's face.*
What the hell just happened?
*Chibi Cait Sith whispers*
Cid read his own vows? That wasn't in the script!
Will~chan: Reset?
No way! Not after all that! There's a way to salvage this!
*Chibi Cait Sith whispers*
Great idea!
Will~chan: What is it?
Just sit back & watch, Will~chan. It'll all work out in the end.
Will~chan: What are you gonna do? Play "We Can Work It Out"?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeno. We're gonna play it, but it really has no other point in the story. Now to make this chapter even longer & to recap what has happened so far, we're gonna do a flashback sequence!
*Chibi Cait Sith's Moggy hops around happily.*
Get the music out!
*Chibi Cait Sith gets out "back in the u.s." & starts playing "We Can Work It Out"*
Try to see it my way
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?
Cait Sith: Hi Vinny! ^_^ So you guys have a problem?
Vincent: Well, Cid & I recently discovered that some poor, deluded souls think we are sick, perverted individuals…
Cid: & EVERYONE'S POSTING PICS OF ME & VINNY IN THE SACK ON THE INTERNET!!!
While you see it your way
Run a risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone
Cait Sith: There's an easy solution to this problem.
Cid: WHAT IS IT, GOD%&$@IT?!?
Cait Sith: One of you gets married to some broad.
We can work it out
We can work it out
Cait Sith: Okay, so which one of you wants to get married?
*Cid & Vincent point at each other.*
Think of what you're saying
You can get it wrong & still you think that it's all right
Vincent (in his coffin): I have sinned… I have sinned… I have sinned… I have sinned… I have sinned…
Think of what I'm saying
We can work it out & get it straight or say good night
Cid: Yeah, but who exactly'd wanna marry me?
Cait Sith & Vincent: Shera.
Cid: %&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@!!!!!!!!!!
We can work it out
We can work it out
*Cid reluctantly gets up on the stage & begins doing a strip dance shockingly similar to Ben Affleck's on Forces of Nature. Have any of you seen that movie? It was pretty funny at the time…*
Life is very short & there's no time
For fussing & fighting, my friend
Cait Sith: So what's next on the list?
Vincent: Well, we could get a gown for Shera…
Cid: Nuh~uh, no way, I am NOT stripping off a wedding dress!!!
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again
Well, that should keep the fans happy.
*Vincent's claw hand lands next to my notebook as the Vincent fangirls&boys squeal with delight.*
Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
Cait Sith: Whaddaya want the dress to look like, Cid?
Cid: Well, it's gotta be white…
Vincent (typing): White
Cid: It's gotta have lace…
Vincent (typing): Lace
Cid: It's gotta make her look %&$@ing sexy…
Vincent (typing): %&$@ing Sexy
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long
Vincent: Let's see… (reading the screen) Matches for White: 0 Matches for Lace: 0 Matches for %&$@ing Sexy: 365789234
We can work it out
We can work it out
Cait Sith: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hojo's first name is Archibald! Hahahahahaha!!!!!
Life is very short & there's no time
For fussing & fighting, my friend
Vincent: You are to treat Chibi Lucrecia~sama with the proper respect that is due to her!
*Cait Sith, who is still clawed to Vincent, & Moggy look at him for a moment, then fall to the ground laughing, tears in the corners of their eyes.*
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again
Baker: It feels good to help others.
Trainee (From the kitchen): Aura~sama! Fire in da hole! Fire in da hole!
*Fire busts out of the kitchen.*
Trainee: Oh the humanity!
Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
Yuffie: Hello?
Cait Sith: Ahhhhh........
Yuffie: Hello? Anyone there?
Cait Sith: Ahhhhh.........
Yuffie: Uh, okay. 'Bye.
Cait Sith: Nowaitpleasedon'thangupYuffie!
Yuffie: Who is this?
Cait Sith: It's Sith Cait. No, I mean Sait Cith. Wait, I mean Ith Scait! Please don't hang up! Maybe it's Ait Scith.
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long
Red XIII: What do you have under there anyway?
Cabbie: Yeah! Show us!
Chainsaw Murderer: Aw, I don't think you wanna. . .
Red XIII: Naw, try us!
Cabbie: Yeah! I'm very open minded.
Chainsaw Murderer: Well, okay. . .
*Scene backs up to see cab stopped outside of Nibelheim Manor. . .*
Red XIII & Cabbie: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red XIII: Disgusting!
Cabbie: Coooooooool!
We can work it out
We can work it out
*Red XIII runs over to the table of Nutbunnies® & lands on it in a flying leap.*
Well, I hope you enjoyed the songfic~type flashbakc on some of those moments you just can't forget. This will be finished one day. I promise you guys! For real!
Will~chan: If it doesn't, I could reset the story.
*Chibi Cait Sith whispers in Aura~sama's ear...*
Chibi Cait Sith has a point. He thinks I'd loose the fans if the story was reset & everyone had 20 new chapters to read...
Will~chan: In any case, let's get on with the story!
Cabbie: Hey, we'll be in this part, right?
Chainsaw Murderer: You haven't forgotten, have you?
Zage: Can I just stay in the hotel?
Yes, no, & no.
Zage: But all my stuff's there now. Everyone knows the hotel phone number better than the one at my house. Look, it's even listed in the phonebook!
Too bad! Complaining time is over! Story time is now!
*At Nibelheim Manor...*
Cait Sith: All right, everyone! We're ready to get this wedding started!
*Moggy walks up to the make~shift alter added to the manor & Cait Sith grabs a bible.*
Cabbie: Now we're finally getting somewhere!
*Chainsaw Murderer begins to tear up.*
Zage: You cry at weddings?
Chainsaw Murderer: No...*sniffle*...It's just that...*sniff*...Now I'll have to go back to work!
Cabbie: Well, that's why I decided to be a cabbie. I got a nifty pamphlet if ya wanna read it.
*Cabbie pulls out a pamphlet entitled "How To Be Lazy & Still Make Money", which Chainsaw Murderer takes with interest.*
Cait Sith: It's time ta start da weddin'! Where's da best man?
*Vincent is shoved to the front.*
Cait Sith: Good enough. Now we need a girl to hold the flowers.
*Tifa is shoved to the front.*
Cait Sith: Okay! Now everyone else take yer seats.
*Yuffie, Barret, Cloud, & Red XIII find seats on either side of the room.*
Cait Sith: Now the bride & groom! Bust it out now, Moggy!
*Moggy pulls a stereo out from behind his back & begins "The Wedding March". Cid & Shera begin walking down the aisle, when the music changes to Paul McCartney's "back in the u.s."*
Stereo: You say "Yes" I say "No" You say "Stop" But I say "Go Go Go" Oh No! You say "Goodbye" & I say "Hello"
Cait Sith: Moggy! I told you to buy the cd!
*Moggy mumbles a protest in a language Cait Sith understands & everyone else does not.*
Cait Sith: What do you mean "I don't have a discman"?
*Moggy stops the tape & Cid & Shera come up to the alter.*
Cait Sith: Allrighty then! *Reading from book* "We are gathered here in the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling. The seat cusion can be used as a floatin' device." Wait, nevermind!
*Throws out notes he took while watching "The Beverly Hillbillies" movie.*
Cait Sith: Let's just get to da good part. Shera, do you take Cid to luv him tenda, luv him sweet, & neva let him go?
Shera: I don't know. He's looking a little sweaty...
Cait Sith: Aw, all guys get that way on their weddin' day. He'll get over it.
Shera: Aw, I can't say no to the Captain. I do.
Cait Sith: Now do you, Cid, agree to do all the stuff Shera just agreed to?
Cid: *%$&*$&%*(^(*%^*&$&^#&%$#&^%&*(%&^$^*%$(&^%*(^%&$&^
Cait Sith: You mean you'd like to say your own vows?
Cid: %(&*%(*%*&$(&^(^*%$*&$(&^%(^%*$*$%(%&*$^*$^%$*^$*&%&*$*^%&*(^%(&%(%
Cait Sith: Well sure. I don't see why not.
*Cid turns to Shera with a look of determination on his face.*
Well, we all know how this is gonna turn out, so we're gonna end it here.
Will~chan: But the fans have no closure!
They didn't want any, remember? They were distracted by the cow.
Will~chan: Oh yeah, they were...
*Chibi Cait Sith whispers something.*
What do you mean "Check out what's happening at Nibelheim Manor"?
*Looks at Nibelheim Manor, where Shera is walking out in a huff followed by Cid.*
Cid: But Shera! I really DID wanna ^%#& you right then & there!
*Shera tosses the boquet in Cid's face.*
What the hell just happened?
*Chibi Cait Sith whispers*
Cid read his own vows? That wasn't in the script!
Will~chan: Reset?
No way! Not after all that! There's a way to salvage this!
*Chibi Cait Sith whispers*
Great idea!
Will~chan: What is it?
Just sit back & watch, Will~chan. It'll all work out in the end.
Will~chan: What are you gonna do? Play "We Can Work It Out"?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeno. We're gonna play it, but it really has no other point in the story. Now to make this chapter even longer & to recap what has happened so far, we're gonna do a flashback sequence!
*Chibi Cait Sith's Moggy hops around happily.*
Get the music out!
*Chibi Cait Sith gets out "back in the u.s." & starts playing "We Can Work It Out"*
Try to see it my way
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?
Cait Sith: Hi Vinny! ^_^ So you guys have a problem?
Vincent: Well, Cid & I recently discovered that some poor, deluded souls think we are sick, perverted individuals…
Cid: & EVERYONE'S POSTING PICS OF ME & VINNY IN THE SACK ON THE INTERNET!!!
While you see it your way
Run a risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone
Cait Sith: There's an easy solution to this problem.
Cid: WHAT IS IT, GOD%&$@IT?!?
Cait Sith: One of you gets married to some broad.
We can work it out
We can work it out
Cait Sith: Okay, so which one of you wants to get married?
*Cid & Vincent point at each other.*
Think of what you're saying
You can get it wrong & still you think that it's all right
Vincent (in his coffin): I have sinned… I have sinned… I have sinned… I have sinned… I have sinned…
Think of what I'm saying
We can work it out & get it straight or say good night
Cid: Yeah, but who exactly'd wanna marry me?
Cait Sith & Vincent: Shera.
Cid: %&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@%&$@!!!!!!!!!!
We can work it out
We can work it out
*Cid reluctantly gets up on the stage & begins doing a strip dance shockingly similar to Ben Affleck's on Forces of Nature. Have any of you seen that movie? It was pretty funny at the time…*
Life is very short & there's no time
For fussing & fighting, my friend
Cait Sith: So what's next on the list?
Vincent: Well, we could get a gown for Shera…
Cid: Nuh~uh, no way, I am NOT stripping off a wedding dress!!!
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again
Well, that should keep the fans happy.
*Vincent's claw hand lands next to my notebook as the Vincent fangirls&boys squeal with delight.*
Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
Cait Sith: Whaddaya want the dress to look like, Cid?
Cid: Well, it's gotta be white…
Vincent (typing): White
Cid: It's gotta have lace…
Vincent (typing): Lace
Cid: It's gotta make her look %&$@ing sexy…
Vincent (typing): %&$@ing Sexy
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long
Vincent: Let's see… (reading the screen) Matches for White: 0 Matches for Lace: 0 Matches for %&$@ing Sexy: 365789234
We can work it out
We can work it out
Cait Sith: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hojo's first name is Archibald! Hahahahahaha!!!!!
Life is very short & there's no time
For fussing & fighting, my friend
Vincent: You are to treat Chibi Lucrecia~sama with the proper respect that is due to her!
*Cait Sith, who is still clawed to Vincent, & Moggy look at him for a moment, then fall to the ground laughing, tears in the corners of their eyes.*
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again
Baker: It feels good to help others.
Trainee (From the kitchen): Aura~sama! Fire in da hole! Fire in da hole!
*Fire busts out of the kitchen.*
Trainee: Oh the humanity!
Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
Yuffie: Hello?
Cait Sith: Ahhhhh........
Yuffie: Hello? Anyone there?
Cait Sith: Ahhhhh.........
Yuffie: Uh, okay. 'Bye.
Cait Sith: Nowaitpleasedon'thangupYuffie!
Yuffie: Who is this?
Cait Sith: It's Sith Cait. No, I mean Sait Cith. Wait, I mean Ith Scait! Please don't hang up! Maybe it's Ait Scith.
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long
Red XIII: What do you have under there anyway?
Cabbie: Yeah! Show us!
Chainsaw Murderer: Aw, I don't think you wanna. . .
Red XIII: Naw, try us!
Cabbie: Yeah! I'm very open minded.
Chainsaw Murderer: Well, okay. . .
*Scene backs up to see cab stopped outside of Nibelheim Manor. . .*
Red XIII & Cabbie: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red XIII: Disgusting!
Cabbie: Coooooooool!
We can work it out
We can work it out
*Red XIII runs over to the table of Nutbunnies® & lands on it in a flying leap.*
Well, I hope you enjoyed the songfic~type flashbakc on some of those moments you just can't forget. This will be finished one day. I promise you guys! For real!