Shade: Hey. We didn't really care if you reveiwed us well or not, so we've written another 5 chapters of this piece a...
dog poo. Don't complain to me if you didn't like it. Complain to my pal Fade.
Fade: No complain to him. R&R if you want. If you don't :P.
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything to do with it.
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(Setting: Weevil has just attempted to assassinate Yugi because the Amish poofter wanted him to help him build a barn.
Bakura showed up and told Yugi not to hurt his little Weevy. But now ITS TIME TO DUEL!)
Bakura: I mean... Weevil. Don't hurt Weevil.
(Weevil shoots a glance at Bakura)
Weevil: Look, Bakura, I just don't want to talk now.
(Bakura looks sorrowfully at Weevil)
Bakura: Look, I'm sorry about the barn thing...
(Tea and Joey are still wide eyed at Bakura)
Tea: What the hell...?
Joey: (pounds his fist into his palm) Yeah, and you know what we do to people who like Weevil...
(Tristan is still looking at Weevil)
Tristan: heh heh heh... Amish poofter... heh heh heh...
Yami: Never mind all that. IT"S TIME TO... (is cut of by Weevil)
Weevil: You said that last episode you ancient eygptian, crazilly haired, too many buckles wearing (gazes in awe at Yami Yugi)
, tight pants wearing (drools slightly) non-Amish freak.
(Yami gets REALLY MAD)
Yami: FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU DARE CRITICIZE ME... really? (looks down and you can see a slight smile) I think they're too
tight...
(Joey, Tea, and Tristan look at Yami Yugi)
Yami: I mean... IT'S TIME TO DUEL! I play the... (looks at his hand) yes... DARK MAGICIAN! (Dark Magican has an attack power
of 2500)
Weevil: (looks at his hand) I play the Amish Loser! (Amish Loser has an attack power of 50) But it gets a field power bonus
from this crappy cult playing field! (Amish Loser now has an attack power of 2400) ATTACK AMISH LOSER!
Yami: HA! It cannot destroy my Dark Magican!
Weevil: (sniggers) But I've been studing. The Amish Loser is a Holy type, which has a bonus over Dark types.
(Amish Loser now has an attack of 2900)
Yami: No!
(Amish Loser runs over Dark Magician in a cart, and destroys it)
Yami: How can this be? It's an Amish Loser!
Weevil: Your move.
Tristan: heh... I like tight pants... heh heh heh (drool is now all over his chin)
Yami: \Hmm... If this is a crappy cult playing field then I will play.../ (Yugi sniggers) I play the Crappy Krishna! (Crappy
Krishna has an attack power of 0)
Weevil: \What is he up to...?/
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What is Yami Yugi up to?
Will Weevil get his barn built?
And whats with all the crappy cults?
Tune in next time for... Yami-Ball-Z!
dog poo. Don't complain to me if you didn't like it. Complain to my pal Fade.
Fade: No complain to him. R&R if you want. If you don't :P.
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything to do with it.
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(Setting: Weevil has just attempted to assassinate Yugi because the Amish poofter wanted him to help him build a barn.
Bakura showed up and told Yugi not to hurt his little Weevy. But now ITS TIME TO DUEL!)
Bakura: I mean... Weevil. Don't hurt Weevil.
(Weevil shoots a glance at Bakura)
Weevil: Look, Bakura, I just don't want to talk now.
(Bakura looks sorrowfully at Weevil)
Bakura: Look, I'm sorry about the barn thing...
(Tea and Joey are still wide eyed at Bakura)
Tea: What the hell...?
Joey: (pounds his fist into his palm) Yeah, and you know what we do to people who like Weevil...
(Tristan is still looking at Weevil)
Tristan: heh heh heh... Amish poofter... heh heh heh...
Yami: Never mind all that. IT"S TIME TO... (is cut of by Weevil)
Weevil: You said that last episode you ancient eygptian, crazilly haired, too many buckles wearing (gazes in awe at Yami Yugi)
, tight pants wearing (drools slightly) non-Amish freak.
(Yami gets REALLY MAD)
Yami: FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU DARE CRITICIZE ME... really? (looks down and you can see a slight smile) I think they're too
tight...
(Joey, Tea, and Tristan look at Yami Yugi)
Yami: I mean... IT'S TIME TO DUEL! I play the... (looks at his hand) yes... DARK MAGICIAN! (Dark Magican has an attack power
of 2500)
Weevil: (looks at his hand) I play the Amish Loser! (Amish Loser has an attack power of 50) But it gets a field power bonus
from this crappy cult playing field! (Amish Loser now has an attack power of 2400) ATTACK AMISH LOSER!
Yami: HA! It cannot destroy my Dark Magican!
Weevil: (sniggers) But I've been studing. The Amish Loser is a Holy type, which has a bonus over Dark types.
(Amish Loser now has an attack of 2900)
Yami: No!
(Amish Loser runs over Dark Magician in a cart, and destroys it)
Yami: How can this be? It's an Amish Loser!
Weevil: Your move.
Tristan: heh... I like tight pants... heh heh heh (drool is now all over his chin)
Yami: \Hmm... If this is a crappy cult playing field then I will play.../ (Yugi sniggers) I play the Crappy Krishna! (Crappy
Krishna has an attack power of 0)
Weevil: \What is he up to...?/
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What is Yami Yugi up to?
Will Weevil get his barn built?
And whats with all the crappy cults?
Tune in next time for... Yami-Ball-Z!