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(Setting: Weevils Amish Loser has just defeated Yami Yugis Dark Magican. Yami just played the Crappy Krisna, and the life
points are now Weevil: 2000 Yugi: 1640)
Yami: Heh heh heh... I'm also playing the Equality magic card. It raises my monsters stats to your stats.
(Crappy Krishna now is up to 2900 Attack)
Weevil: But now niether of them can win!
Yami: But this is a crappy cult playing field. My Krishna gets a field power bonus!
(Crappy Krishna is now on 3400 Attack)
Yami: CRAPPY KRISHNA! FLOWER POWER!
(Crappy Krishna slices Amish Loser with razor sharp flower petals)
Weevil: NO! MY AMISH LOSER!
(Life points are now Weevil: 1999 Yugi: 1640)
Yami: WHAT?!?
Weeivil: heh heh heh... don't you know that when a cult is destroyed no-one cares? Thats why I only lost one life point!
(Yami is furious)
Weevil: Now I will play my other Amish Loser! (Amish Loser with an attack power of 2400) But even with the power bonus I can't
destroy your Krishna. Thats why I'm playing the Cult Evolution Card! (A barn appears around the Amish Loser with a defense
power of 4000)
Yami: NO!
Weevil: In 5 turns it will transform into a glorius Amish Winner!
Joey: No! Not the Amish Winner!
Tristan: Uh oh. Go Krishna!
Weevil: Don't try attacking it Yugi. It will only hurt you.
Yami: \Damn! I can't beat it... unless I combine my Crappy Krishna with my Giant Flamer.../
Bakura: (looks at Weevil) Go Weevy!
(Weevil looks away)
Weevil: Don't embarass me Bakura...
(Joey, Tea and Tristan look at Bakura)
Joey & Tea: WEEVY?!?
Tristan: Hey, why is my hair so pointy?
(the Super Mario music plays)
(Kaiba appears bouncing on moving mushrooms)
Weevil: Umm... Yugi, can you turn around for a second?
Yami: What? Ok... (turns around) What? What am I looking at? Is it that tree?
Weevil: Umm... bend over...
Yami: (bends over) Am I looking at that bug?
(Bakura and Weevil and Tristan look at his butt)
Weevil: \Nice butt.../
Bakura: \Nice butt.../
Tristan: \I like leather.../
(Yami spins around and stands up)
Yami: Enough of this! I play the Giant Flamer on my Krishna!
(Nothing happens)
Yami: Huh?
Weevil: (sniggers) Don't you know that Krishnas hate weaponry? I play the Speed Card on my barn. It will only take one more
turn for my Amish Winner to arise!
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Will Yami defeat the Amish Winner?
Will Bakura get back together with Weevil?
And will Tristan get any leather?
Find out next time in Yami-Ball-Z!
Fade: It's time to d... read.
Disclaimer: (sigh) We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything to do with it.
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(Setting: Weevils Amish Loser has just defeated Yami Yugis Dark Magican. Yami just played the Crappy Krisna, and the life
points are now Weevil: 2000 Yugi: 1640)
Yami: Heh heh heh... I'm also playing the Equality magic card. It raises my monsters stats to your stats.
(Crappy Krishna now is up to 2900 Attack)
Weevil: But now niether of them can win!
Yami: But this is a crappy cult playing field. My Krishna gets a field power bonus!
(Crappy Krishna is now on 3400 Attack)
Yami: CRAPPY KRISHNA! FLOWER POWER!
(Crappy Krishna slices Amish Loser with razor sharp flower petals)
Weevil: NO! MY AMISH LOSER!
(Life points are now Weevil: 1999 Yugi: 1640)
Yami: WHAT?!?
Weeivil: heh heh heh... don't you know that when a cult is destroyed no-one cares? Thats why I only lost one life point!
(Yami is furious)
Weevil: Now I will play my other Amish Loser! (Amish Loser with an attack power of 2400) But even with the power bonus I can't
destroy your Krishna. Thats why I'm playing the Cult Evolution Card! (A barn appears around the Amish Loser with a defense
power of 4000)
Yami: NO!
Weevil: In 5 turns it will transform into a glorius Amish Winner!
Joey: No! Not the Amish Winner!
Tristan: Uh oh. Go Krishna!
Weevil: Don't try attacking it Yugi. It will only hurt you.
Yami: \Damn! I can't beat it... unless I combine my Crappy Krishna with my Giant Flamer.../
Bakura: (looks at Weevil) Go Weevy!
(Weevil looks away)
Weevil: Don't embarass me Bakura...
(Joey, Tea and Tristan look at Bakura)
Joey & Tea: WEEVY?!?
Tristan: Hey, why is my hair so pointy?
(the Super Mario music plays)
(Kaiba appears bouncing on moving mushrooms)
Weevil: Umm... Yugi, can you turn around for a second?
Yami: What? Ok... (turns around) What? What am I looking at? Is it that tree?
Weevil: Umm... bend over...
Yami: (bends over) Am I looking at that bug?
(Bakura and Weevil and Tristan look at his butt)
Weevil: \Nice butt.../
Bakura: \Nice butt.../
Tristan: \I like leather.../
(Yami spins around and stands up)
Yami: Enough of this! I play the Giant Flamer on my Krishna!
(Nothing happens)
Yami: Huh?
Weevil: (sniggers) Don't you know that Krishnas hate weaponry? I play the Speed Card on my barn. It will only take one more
turn for my Amish Winner to arise!
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Will Yami defeat the Amish Winner?
Will Bakura get back together with Weevil?
And will Tristan get any leather?
Find out next time in Yami-Ball-Z!