Shade: 4! Number four of this load of bollocks (thats aussie for bull sh*t). Anyway...
Fade: True blue aussie dinki die donkey bullcrap. (Aussie for bull shit)
Shade: Correct. But it's aussie bull shit.
Disclaimer: Here we go again... we do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything to do with it. Or Metal Gear Solid. Hell, all we own is
the leather.
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(Setting: Yamis attempted to put the Giant Flamer on his Crappy Krishna, but as you know, the Krishnas are against weaponry.
Weevils attempts to evolve his Amish Loser into the Amish Winner are prevailing, and in one more turn it will arise)
Yami: \Hmmm... if I play this Baby Dragon with my Time Wizard next turn, I'll get the Thousand Dragon!/
(Joey looks at Yami)
Joey: Look, Yugi, about that comment earlier...
Yami: It's okay Joey. I don't know what you're talking about.
(Moodys Point music is heard: "Doesn't matter that I could not see you, doesn't matter that I could not be you... lol)
Joey: Ok.
(Tristan is eating some leather, and playing with it)
Tristan: Mmm... leather... (drools)
Tea: (looks at Tristan) I think I better take your leather... (attempts to take the leather)
Tristan: (gets mad) TRIS-TAN-OH! (Tristan is now Yami Tristan) Foolish woman. You dare take my yummy leather from me?!?
Yami Yugi: (is in shock) What the hell?
Yami Tristan: (eyes roll over) I summon the great power of leather summoning!
(everyones leather is summoned to him; Joeys belt, Teas shoes, Yugis entire clothing apart from his undies, Bakuras undies)
Yami Tristan: Yummy! (immediatly begins to eat leather, and turns into normal Tristan)
Joey: My belt! (it gets chewed on)
Tea: My shoes! (they get gnawed)
Yugi: My clothes! (the entire suit, buckles and all are snacked)
Bakura: My under... (everyone stares) Uh... Weevys the one who likes them!
(everyone looks at Weevil)
Weevil: Ummm... I'm Amish!
Yami: Enough of this! I play the Baby Dragon! (Baby Dragon appears)
Weevil: HA!!! MY AMISH LOSER IS NOW MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER! (the barn explodes, revealing a muscular Amish man riding a
spiked cart with 4 black horses) It has an attack power of 6000, nearly as powerful as Exodia! Amish Winner, ATTACK!!!
(The Amish Winner runs over the Baby Dragon with a 'splat'. Life points now Weevil: 1999 Yugi: 500)
Yami: No!
Joey: No!
Tea: NO!
Bakura: Mmm, I love it when you get mad, Weevy...
Tristan: Mmm... I like shoes... (gnaws the shoes even more)
Yami: Damn!
(suddenly, the Super Mario music is heard, and Mokuba is seen bouncing on turtles)
Joey: Don't give up, Yugi!
Tea: Go Yugi!
Bakura: Ooh, I wish that Amish Winner was real...
Tristan: heh heh heh... splat... mmm... leather... (gnaws on leather)
Yami: SHUT-UP ALL OF YOU! I combine the Revive with the Master Revive! It allows me to revive any card from any battle!
Weevil: No, thats... IMPOSSIBLE!
Yami: (sniggers) You think like I do, Weevil... I'm going to revive the ultimate card... THE EXILED EXODIA!
Bakura: Oooo, nice move.
Yami: EXODIA, OBLITERATE!
(Exodia annialates the Amish Winner. Life Points are Weevil: 500 Yugi: 500)
Weevil: Huh? I should have only lost one life point!
Yami: (laughs) But your Amish winner was now as powerful as Christianity! Who wouldn't notice?
Tristian: (looks up from leather) Hey, I love the Super Mario Bros.!
Weevil: Damn! But I play this one-of-a-kind card. It's from the game Metal Gear Solid. You may have heard of it.
Yami: Who is it? Ninja? Psyco Mantis? Possibly our great friend Liquid Snake?
Weevil: (does an evil maniacal laugh) NO! I PLAY THE GREAT METAL GEAR REX!!! (Metal Gear Rex appears in all his metal glory)
It's just as powerful as Exodia! Now you have nothing that can defeat me now!
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Can Yami Yugi defeat Metal Gear Rex? (Yami-You better make me Shade ^_^)
Will anyone figure out where that stupid Tristan got his Millenium Item? (Tristan- heh... leather... @_@)
And will Fade ever do anything meaningful to this load of crap?
Find out on the next episode of Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Ok, I was pulling a wild card on the Metal Gear thing (laughs). Anyway, hope you're enjoying our work, even though
that good for nothing Fade does jack all for it... anyway, R & R pplz!
Fade: True blue aussie dinki die donkey bullcrap. (Aussie for bull shit)
Shade: Correct. But it's aussie bull shit.
Disclaimer: Here we go again... we do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything to do with it. Or Metal Gear Solid. Hell, all we own is
the leather.
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(Setting: Yamis attempted to put the Giant Flamer on his Crappy Krishna, but as you know, the Krishnas are against weaponry.
Weevils attempts to evolve his Amish Loser into the Amish Winner are prevailing, and in one more turn it will arise)
Yami: \Hmmm... if I play this Baby Dragon with my Time Wizard next turn, I'll get the Thousand Dragon!/
(Joey looks at Yami)
Joey: Look, Yugi, about that comment earlier...
Yami: It's okay Joey. I don't know what you're talking about.
(Moodys Point music is heard: "Doesn't matter that I could not see you, doesn't matter that I could not be you... lol)
Joey: Ok.
(Tristan is eating some leather, and playing with it)
Tristan: Mmm... leather... (drools)
Tea: (looks at Tristan) I think I better take your leather... (attempts to take the leather)
Tristan: (gets mad) TRIS-TAN-OH! (Tristan is now Yami Tristan) Foolish woman. You dare take my yummy leather from me?!?
Yami Yugi: (is in shock) What the hell?
Yami Tristan: (eyes roll over) I summon the great power of leather summoning!
(everyones leather is summoned to him; Joeys belt, Teas shoes, Yugis entire clothing apart from his undies, Bakuras undies)
Yami Tristan: Yummy! (immediatly begins to eat leather, and turns into normal Tristan)
Joey: My belt! (it gets chewed on)
Tea: My shoes! (they get gnawed)
Yugi: My clothes! (the entire suit, buckles and all are snacked)
Bakura: My under... (everyone stares) Uh... Weevys the one who likes them!
(everyone looks at Weevil)
Weevil: Ummm... I'm Amish!
Yami: Enough of this! I play the Baby Dragon! (Baby Dragon appears)
Weevil: HA!!! MY AMISH LOSER IS NOW MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER! (the barn explodes, revealing a muscular Amish man riding a
spiked cart with 4 black horses) It has an attack power of 6000, nearly as powerful as Exodia! Amish Winner, ATTACK!!!
(The Amish Winner runs over the Baby Dragon with a 'splat'. Life points now Weevil: 1999 Yugi: 500)
Yami: No!
Joey: No!
Tea: NO!
Bakura: Mmm, I love it when you get mad, Weevy...
Tristan: Mmm... I like shoes... (gnaws the shoes even more)
Yami: Damn!
(suddenly, the Super Mario music is heard, and Mokuba is seen bouncing on turtles)
Joey: Don't give up, Yugi!
Tea: Go Yugi!
Bakura: Ooh, I wish that Amish Winner was real...
Tristan: heh heh heh... splat... mmm... leather... (gnaws on leather)
Yami: SHUT-UP ALL OF YOU! I combine the Revive with the Master Revive! It allows me to revive any card from any battle!
Weevil: No, thats... IMPOSSIBLE!
Yami: (sniggers) You think like I do, Weevil... I'm going to revive the ultimate card... THE EXILED EXODIA!
Bakura: Oooo, nice move.
Yami: EXODIA, OBLITERATE!
(Exodia annialates the Amish Winner. Life Points are Weevil: 500 Yugi: 500)
Weevil: Huh? I should have only lost one life point!
Yami: (laughs) But your Amish winner was now as powerful as Christianity! Who wouldn't notice?
Tristian: (looks up from leather) Hey, I love the Super Mario Bros.!
Weevil: Damn! But I play this one-of-a-kind card. It's from the game Metal Gear Solid. You may have heard of it.
Yami: Who is it? Ninja? Psyco Mantis? Possibly our great friend Liquid Snake?
Weevil: (does an evil maniacal laugh) NO! I PLAY THE GREAT METAL GEAR REX!!! (Metal Gear Rex appears in all his metal glory)
It's just as powerful as Exodia! Now you have nothing that can defeat me now!
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Can Yami Yugi defeat Metal Gear Rex? (Yami-You better make me Shade ^_^)
Will anyone figure out where that stupid Tristan got his Millenium Item? (Tristan- heh... leather... @_@)
And will Fade ever do anything meaningful to this load of crap?
Find out on the next episode of Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Ok, I was pulling a wild card on the Metal Gear thing (laughs). Anyway, hope you're enjoying our work, even though
that good for nothing Fade does jack all for it... anyway, R & R pplz!