Fade: I feel that this is the start of a run streak. 2 strikes the count, 9th inning, 2 out,
and a home run. Oops wrong show.
Disclaimer: I tire of this.... We don't own Yugioh or anything to do with it. So enjoy!!
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(Setting: Yami has just destroyed Weevils Amish Winner with Exodia)
Yami: NO! NOT METAL GEAR REX!
(everyone is stunned)
Weevil: And I'm also playing this magic card.
Yami: Damn!
Weevil: Its called 'Boxing Gloves'. It gives Metal Gear Rex an attack bonus of 100! METAL GEAR, ATTA...
(Is interrupted by a voice in the woods)
Voice: Hello? Anyone here?
(Rex walks out from the woods)
Rex: Hi! Hi Yugi! Hi Tea! Hi Joey!
Yugi, Tea and Joey: Hi!
Rex: Hi Tristan!
Tristan: (ignores and continues with the leather gnawing) hee hee hee... funny leather...
Rex: O..........K. Hi Weevil! Hi Ba... Bakura? (looks at him in shock)
Bakura: (embarrased) Umm... hi Rex...
Rex: (angry) So this is visiting your mother?
Bakura: Look, can we talk in private?
(Weevil is in shock)
Weevil: Bakura!
Yami: Can we keep the duel going here? You were going to destroy Exodia?
(the Bakura, Rex and Weevil conversation continues. We zoom in on the holo-field, revealing Exodia and Metal Gear chatting)
Exodia: So hows the Great Moth?
Metal Gear: Fine. So, want to go shopping later?
Exodia: Well, actually, I was going clubbing with Blue Eyes White Dragon, but I'll see what I can do.
(Zoom out to Yami Yugi)
Yami: (furious) ENOUGH OF THIS! DESTROY MY (freaking) EXODIA ALREADY!!!
Weevil: All right, all right, don't get your panties in a twist. Metal Gear, destory Exodia.
(Metal Gear Rex gives Exodia a large upper-cut. Life points are now Weevil: 500 Yami: 400)
Yami: Damn!
Weevil: HAHAHA! LOOK WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST MONSTER NOW YUGI!!!
Yami: Oh yea? Well I've got a bigger girlfriend! (Tea blushes)
Weevil: Oh yea? Well I have a bigger pair of glasses!
Yugi: Oh yea? Well I have a bigger hair style!
Weevil: Oh yea? Well I have a bigger inferiority complex! (everyone looks at him) I mean smaller... no wait... ummm...
Yami: I play my Time Wizard in Defence Mode along with an Armour card known as the Electric Armour! If any Metal monster
touches it then they will explode!
Weevil: Then I will play my other Metal Gear Rex! (Shade: Change it!) I play my Great Moth! (Shade: Change it!) I play my
Basic Insect! (Shade: Change it!) (Weevil sighs) I play my Idiotic Wanker! (Shade: Better!)
Yugi: What?!?
Weevil: And I combine it with my Laser Cannon! (Shade: Change it...) I add a machine gun! (Change it...) I add a spear...
(Shade: Change it...) I add a sausage on a stick. (Shade: Perfect!)
Joey: Thats horrible! It's cruel and unusual too!
Yami: What will he add next? The Indestrucatable Armour?
Weevil: Great minds think alike, Yugi. I add the Indestructable Armour! (Shade: Grr...) I add the Heavy Armour! (Shade:
Snarl...) I add the Flak Jacket! (Shade: Other angry noises) I add a large cardboard box! (looks around for a voice)
Tea: Yugi! Don't let him beat you!
Yami: Damn! I can't beat that... that... HEY! SHADE! (Fade: Hey. Sorry, Shades beating up some fat guy. What do you need?)
Joey: We're supposed to go on about how awesome this creature is, but...
Bakura: It sucks!
(Fade: Oh, okay... well, this chapter will end soon, so just make up something)
Yami: Okay. Umm... My god! That monster is so sucky (Idiotic Wanker has an Attack of 10 and a defense of 10)
Joey: Nice save Yugi!
Weevil: Oh no! You thought like me!
Yami: Crappy Krishna! Banksia Blast!
(The Crappy Krishna throws a banksia and blows up the Idiotic Wanker)
Weevil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Will the Metal Gear ever be destroyed?
Will Shade stop stuffing up this fic? (Shade: Screw you Fade)
And what the (fudge) happened to Tristan? (Tristan: Mmm... leather... @_@) Never mind...
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
and a home run. Oops wrong show.
Disclaimer: I tire of this.... We don't own Yugioh or anything to do with it. So enjoy!!
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(Setting: Yami has just destroyed Weevils Amish Winner with Exodia)
Yami: NO! NOT METAL GEAR REX!
(everyone is stunned)
Weevil: And I'm also playing this magic card.
Yami: Damn!
Weevil: Its called 'Boxing Gloves'. It gives Metal Gear Rex an attack bonus of 100! METAL GEAR, ATTA...
(Is interrupted by a voice in the woods)
Voice: Hello? Anyone here?
(Rex walks out from the woods)
Rex: Hi! Hi Yugi! Hi Tea! Hi Joey!
Yugi, Tea and Joey: Hi!
Rex: Hi Tristan!
Tristan: (ignores and continues with the leather gnawing) hee hee hee... funny leather...
Rex: O..........K. Hi Weevil! Hi Ba... Bakura? (looks at him in shock)
Bakura: (embarrased) Umm... hi Rex...
Rex: (angry) So this is visiting your mother?
Bakura: Look, can we talk in private?
(Weevil is in shock)
Weevil: Bakura!
Yami: Can we keep the duel going here? You were going to destroy Exodia?
(the Bakura, Rex and Weevil conversation continues. We zoom in on the holo-field, revealing Exodia and Metal Gear chatting)
Exodia: So hows the Great Moth?
Metal Gear: Fine. So, want to go shopping later?
Exodia: Well, actually, I was going clubbing with Blue Eyes White Dragon, but I'll see what I can do.
(Zoom out to Yami Yugi)
Yami: (furious) ENOUGH OF THIS! DESTROY MY (freaking) EXODIA ALREADY!!!
Weevil: All right, all right, don't get your panties in a twist. Metal Gear, destory Exodia.
(Metal Gear Rex gives Exodia a large upper-cut. Life points are now Weevil: 500 Yami: 400)
Yami: Damn!
Weevil: HAHAHA! LOOK WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST MONSTER NOW YUGI!!!
Yami: Oh yea? Well I've got a bigger girlfriend! (Tea blushes)
Weevil: Oh yea? Well I have a bigger pair of glasses!
Yugi: Oh yea? Well I have a bigger hair style!
Weevil: Oh yea? Well I have a bigger inferiority complex! (everyone looks at him) I mean smaller... no wait... ummm...
Yami: I play my Time Wizard in Defence Mode along with an Armour card known as the Electric Armour! If any Metal monster
touches it then they will explode!
Weevil: Then I will play my other Metal Gear Rex! (Shade: Change it!) I play my Great Moth! (Shade: Change it!) I play my
Basic Insect! (Shade: Change it!) (Weevil sighs) I play my Idiotic Wanker! (Shade: Better!)
Yugi: What?!?
Weevil: And I combine it with my Laser Cannon! (Shade: Change it...) I add a machine gun! (Change it...) I add a spear...
(Shade: Change it...) I add a sausage on a stick. (Shade: Perfect!)
Joey: Thats horrible! It's cruel and unusual too!
Yami: What will he add next? The Indestrucatable Armour?
Weevil: Great minds think alike, Yugi. I add the Indestructable Armour! (Shade: Grr...) I add the Heavy Armour! (Shade:
Snarl...) I add the Flak Jacket! (Shade: Other angry noises) I add a large cardboard box! (looks around for a voice)
Tea: Yugi! Don't let him beat you!
Yami: Damn! I can't beat that... that... HEY! SHADE! (Fade: Hey. Sorry, Shades beating up some fat guy. What do you need?)
Joey: We're supposed to go on about how awesome this creature is, but...
Bakura: It sucks!
(Fade: Oh, okay... well, this chapter will end soon, so just make up something)
Yami: Okay. Umm... My god! That monster is so sucky (Idiotic Wanker has an Attack of 10 and a defense of 10)
Joey: Nice save Yugi!
Weevil: Oh no! You thought like me!
Yami: Crappy Krishna! Banksia Blast!
(The Crappy Krishna throws a banksia and blows up the Idiotic Wanker)
Weevil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Will the Metal Gear ever be destroyed?
Will Shade stop stuffing up this fic? (Shade: Screw you Fade)
And what the (fudge) happened to Tristan? (Tristan: Mmm... leather... @_@) Never mind...
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!