Shade: During the writing of this, we had to take a leak. We put on the screen-saver password, and left. Unfortunatly, these
two Korean bastards cracked our code and wrote a lot of our story. We beat them up of course, but the stuff they wrote was
so hillarius we had to keep it.

Fade: Yeah and boy oh boy did we show those Koreans a thing or two. So read and review pplz.

Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Metal Gear Solid or any other thing (apart from the leather)
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(Setting: Yami has just destroyed Weevils Idiotic Wanker)

Yami: Eat that Weevil!

Weevil: No!

Joey: Go Yugi!

Tea: (still embarrased from the girlfriend comment) hee hee hee... go Yugi... (smiles)

Yami: Your move, Weevil.

Weevil: Heh heh heh...

Yami: What's so funny?

Weevil: You fell right into my trap card!

Yami: But...

Weevil: It poisons all your cards! (Yugis Krishna and his Time Wizard lose 100 attack points)

Yami: Well that stinks.

Weevil: And it gets better! You see I also

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This is when those 2 Koreans wrote their version of the story.
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Weevil: (continued) make a SUPER HAPPY DISCO DANCE!!!

(everyone starts dancing, including a bear, a nurse and a guy in an American hat)

Yami: Go low Tea!

(Tea goes under a limbo stick)

Weevil: Supa Amish splits! (he does the splits)

(a knock is heard at the door)

Bakura: Oh no it is the police wanting to stop our dancing!

(the door flys open, and many policemen in riot gear rush in)

Nurse: Lets run to the cars!

(they all go out the back doors to the cars)

Yami: We need a car, Joey!

Joey: Theres a blue one!

Yami: Supa cool!

(they run to the car)

Yami: Quick in here! (they get into the back seats)

Joey: Who is driving?

(they look into the front of the car, and see the bear)

Yami: Oh no! The bear is driving! How can this be?

(all the cars drive down a street)

(flip to Korean males in chains writing scripts)

Korean 1: We are poor Korean students. We are slaves to the evil mouse monster...

(evil mouse whips him. Zoom back to cars braking outside the building)

Yugi: Yami is gone! Where can he be?

Joey: Quick! Into building!

(everyone gets out of the cars and burst through the doors of slave-room)

Evil Giant Mouse Monster: You cannot hurt me!

Yugi and Joey: GIANT FLYING KICK! (they fly through the air and kick the Evil Giant Mouse Monster, but bounce off)

Yugi: Oh no, he is too strong for our giant flying kick!

(Flip to Bakura and Weevil looking up the Nurses dress)

(Flip back to Tea, Tristan and Yugi talking)

Tristan: Only a kick from high up in the rafters will hurt him, taking into wind speed and the velocity of the weight of the
kicker

Tea: He is to strong for even you Yugi!

Yugi: But not for Yami Yugi! Where can he be?

(up in the rafters you can see Yami Yugi pointing at the Evil Giant Mouse Monster)

Tea: YAMI!!!

(Evil Giant Mouse Monster looks at Yami Yugi)

Yami Yugi: You cannot beat me it's time to duel!(jumps down in a giant flying kick)

Evil Giant Mouse Monster: Bwha-ha-ha-ha!

(Yami Yugi hits his nose)

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This is when we came back and beat the sh*t out of them. Hope you liked it!
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(everyone is on the ground and waking up)

Yami: What a crazy dream...

Weevil: Ooog... your cards are doomed!

Yami: I can't win... the only one who can help me now is...

(Solid Snake appears)

Snake: You need me kid?

Everyone: SOLID SNAKE???

Snake: Damn! Why is everyone so suprised to see me?
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Will Tea go out with Yugi? (Tea: I can't believe that Bakura's gay... ;_;)
Will anyone figure out why Solid Snake appears? (Snake: Damn!)
And will those Koreans ever take over our story again? (Korean 1: You bet on it! Shade: Get back here *punches are heard*)
Find on the next episode of Yami-Ball-Z!