Shade: For the next couple (Or ten) episodes, we're gonna try and fit in celebrity anime stars in every episode. We have
Genki from Monster Rancher this episode, but send in YOUR ideas to the reveiw thing. We check it every day so send in YOUR
anime characters (by the way, if they're orginal ones then tell us the fic they're in so we can read it and decide how to put
them in.).
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything to do with it. We also don't own Metal Gear Solid or Monster Rancher.
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(Setting: Solid Snake has just appeared)
Snake: Anyway, hows the duel going?
Yami: (shocked) Wha... what the hell?
Snake: I take it you need to destroy that Metal Gear Rex, huh? Well, I have an idea.
Joey: (to Weevil) You suck, you Amish wanker!
Bakura: (to Joey) Like, whatever. Don't listen to him Weevy!
Weevil: (looks away) Leave me alone Bakura...
Rex: C'mon Bakura. He doesn't love you like I do anymore. Lets go.
Snake: HEY! THIS IS A G RATED FIC! NO GAY STUFF!
(Snake looks at Yugi)
Snake: Anyway Yug', only I can hurt Metal Gear Rex. Which is why I'm helping you out.
Yami: I don't need help.
Snake: Against that thing? (nods his head towards Metal Gear) I think you need my personal card.
Yami: You have a deck?
Snake: Nah, just 3 cards. I want you to have 'em!
Yami: What are they?
Tristan: Hee hee hee... gay... hee hee hee...
Snake: (flips three cards out) I've got the Stinger Missile Launcher (shows a card with a Stinger), a FAMAS (shows a card
with an FAMAS) and my card (shows one with a picture of him on it). My one has an attack power of 1000 and a defense of 1000.
Yami: But that can't help! Metal Gears now even more powerful then Exodia!
Snake: But, I have a special rule.
Yami: How so?
Snake: No matter how impossibe the odds, I will always beat Metal Gear!
Yami: I'll beat him!
Weevil: Not so, little Yugi! You have to shuffle your deck after you put your new cards in!
(Yami Yugi shuffles his deck, putting in the new 3 cards)
Weevil: Anyway, it's my move. I think I'll just put my Basic Insect in defence. And I'll combine it with a Lv. 2 shield drone.
It now has a defence value of 2000!
(A voice is heard from far off)
Voice: Suezo! Suezo, where are you?
?
Snake: What anime do I recognize him from...
Voice: (getting closer) Hey! Tiger!
Joey: Not that brat...
(we can just see the distant persons backwards cap and black hair)
Voice: Hey! Where is Golem?
Tea: Aww, I think he's cute... in a geekish sort of way...
(Now we can see that it is Genki, the Monster Rancher)
Tristan: Hey! Where IS Suezo?
Genki: HEY, COOL! WHATCHA DOING?
Joey: Go away Genki.
Genki: (ignores Joey and talks to Tea) One time, I had to fight a monster named Moo!
Tea: Thats great for you...
Genki: And he was really strong!
Snake: (whispering to Yami) Want me to snap his neck? I can do it like (snaps his fingers) that!
Yami: (whispering back) No... not yet. Just kick his nuts off...
Snake: (smileing) Wonderful... (touches his Stealth Suit button and disappears)
Yami: Back to duelling... TIME WIZARD! TIME MAGIC! (Time Wizard raises his time staff and time warps)
Weevil: (after time magic) Hey! Metal Gear hasn't changed at all!
Yami: But look at my Krishna! (the Crappy Krishna now has huge muscles, wears an orange tank top, orange traksuit pants and
has a large bazooka on his back) He is now the Nature Warrior supreme! And I'm combining him witth the Super Duper Sumo card!
It increases his defence by 500 points! (Nature Warrior now gets a lot fatter) And I'm also adding the FAMAS card to him!
Weevil: (laughs his ass off) BUT... KRISHNAS HATE WEAPONRY! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: (snickers) Yes, thats what you think. But Nature Warrior can edit weaponry to be nature weaponry!
(The Nature Warrior starts doing stuff to the FAMAS)
Yami: It turns it to... A RAPID FIRE RAZOR LEAF GUN!!! NATURE WARRIOR, DESTROY THE BASIC INSEcT!!!
(Nature Warrior fires the Leaf Gun at the Basic Insect. Razor-sharp leaves tear through the shield and cut it to shreds)
Weevil: No! Not my buggy-wuggy!
Genki: Wow! I once had to fight a mean Rabbit!
Snake: (from nowhere) Get ready for pain, kid... (starts to run)
Genki: And it was REALLLY... (gets kicked in the nuts) ooo... (in a heavy Scottish acent) ACH! ME PLUMS! (runs off holding
his nuts)
Weevil: No! How can this be? I play my Gay Nerd in defence mode! (he appears in the Holo-Field) Oh, ha ha. Very funny Shade!!!
(Gay Nerd has an Attack of 4000 and a defence of 4000)
Weevil: Hey! I'm pretty f*cking strong!
Yami: How is he so strong? SHADE!!! (Shade: Yes, Yami?) Why is it so strong? (Shade: 'Cause he's so freakin' annoying!)
Weevil: You can't win, little Yugi!
Yami: I have to draw 3 cards now, you gay bastard! (draws 3 cards) mmm... YES! YOU WILL LOSE NOW WEEVIL!!!
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What cards has Yugi seen?
Why is Tristan so dumb?
And who will be the next celebrity anime star? (Sailor Moon: Vote for me!)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!!!
Genki from Monster Rancher this episode, but send in YOUR ideas to the reveiw thing. We check it every day so send in YOUR
anime characters (by the way, if they're orginal ones then tell us the fic they're in so we can read it and decide how to put
them in.).
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything to do with it. We also don't own Metal Gear Solid or Monster Rancher.
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(Setting: Solid Snake has just appeared)
Snake: Anyway, hows the duel going?
Yami: (shocked) Wha... what the hell?
Snake: I take it you need to destroy that Metal Gear Rex, huh? Well, I have an idea.
Joey: (to Weevil) You suck, you Amish wanker!
Bakura: (to Joey) Like, whatever. Don't listen to him Weevy!
Weevil: (looks away) Leave me alone Bakura...
Rex: C'mon Bakura. He doesn't love you like I do anymore. Lets go.
Snake: HEY! THIS IS A G RATED FIC! NO GAY STUFF!
(Snake looks at Yugi)
Snake: Anyway Yug', only I can hurt Metal Gear Rex. Which is why I'm helping you out.
Yami: I don't need help.
Snake: Against that thing? (nods his head towards Metal Gear) I think you need my personal card.
Yami: You have a deck?
Snake: Nah, just 3 cards. I want you to have 'em!
Yami: What are they?
Tristan: Hee hee hee... gay... hee hee hee...
Snake: (flips three cards out) I've got the Stinger Missile Launcher (shows a card with a Stinger), a FAMAS (shows a card
with an FAMAS) and my card (shows one with a picture of him on it). My one has an attack power of 1000 and a defense of 1000.
Yami: But that can't help! Metal Gears now even more powerful then Exodia!
Snake: But, I have a special rule.
Yami: How so?
Snake: No matter how impossibe the odds, I will always beat Metal Gear!
Yami: I'll beat him!
Weevil: Not so, little Yugi! You have to shuffle your deck after you put your new cards in!
(Yami Yugi shuffles his deck, putting in the new 3 cards)
Weevil: Anyway, it's my move. I think I'll just put my Basic Insect in defence. And I'll combine it with a Lv. 2 shield drone.
It now has a defence value of 2000!
(A voice is heard from far off)
Voice: Suezo! Suezo, where are you?
?
Snake: What anime do I recognize him from...
Voice: (getting closer) Hey! Tiger!
Joey: Not that brat...
(we can just see the distant persons backwards cap and black hair)
Voice: Hey! Where is Golem?
Tea: Aww, I think he's cute... in a geekish sort of way...
(Now we can see that it is Genki, the Monster Rancher)
Tristan: Hey! Where IS Suezo?
Genki: HEY, COOL! WHATCHA DOING?
Joey: Go away Genki.
Genki: (ignores Joey and talks to Tea) One time, I had to fight a monster named Moo!
Tea: Thats great for you...
Genki: And he was really strong!
Snake: (whispering to Yami) Want me to snap his neck? I can do it like (snaps his fingers) that!
Yami: (whispering back) No... not yet. Just kick his nuts off...
Snake: (smileing) Wonderful... (touches his Stealth Suit button and disappears)
Yami: Back to duelling... TIME WIZARD! TIME MAGIC! (Time Wizard raises his time staff and time warps)
Weevil: (after time magic) Hey! Metal Gear hasn't changed at all!
Yami: But look at my Krishna! (the Crappy Krishna now has huge muscles, wears an orange tank top, orange traksuit pants and
has a large bazooka on his back) He is now the Nature Warrior supreme! And I'm combining him witth the Super Duper Sumo card!
It increases his defence by 500 points! (Nature Warrior now gets a lot fatter) And I'm also adding the FAMAS card to him!
Weevil: (laughs his ass off) BUT... KRISHNAS HATE WEAPONRY! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: (snickers) Yes, thats what you think. But Nature Warrior can edit weaponry to be nature weaponry!
(The Nature Warrior starts doing stuff to the FAMAS)
Yami: It turns it to... A RAPID FIRE RAZOR LEAF GUN!!! NATURE WARRIOR, DESTROY THE BASIC INSEcT!!!
(Nature Warrior fires the Leaf Gun at the Basic Insect. Razor-sharp leaves tear through the shield and cut it to shreds)
Weevil: No! Not my buggy-wuggy!
Genki: Wow! I once had to fight a mean Rabbit!
Snake: (from nowhere) Get ready for pain, kid... (starts to run)
Genki: And it was REALLLY... (gets kicked in the nuts) ooo... (in a heavy Scottish acent) ACH! ME PLUMS! (runs off holding
his nuts)
Weevil: No! How can this be? I play my Gay Nerd in defence mode! (he appears in the Holo-Field) Oh, ha ha. Very funny Shade!!!
(Gay Nerd has an Attack of 4000 and a defence of 4000)
Weevil: Hey! I'm pretty f*cking strong!
Yami: How is he so strong? SHADE!!! (Shade: Yes, Yami?) Why is it so strong? (Shade: 'Cause he's so freakin' annoying!)
Weevil: You can't win, little Yugi!
Yami: I have to draw 3 cards now, you gay bastard! (draws 3 cards) mmm... YES! YOU WILL LOSE NOW WEEVIL!!!
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What cards has Yugi seen?
Why is Tristan so dumb?
And who will be the next celebrity anime star? (Sailor Moon: Vote for me!)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!!!