Shade: Sorry about the delay on posting the chapters, but... Fade is in hospital with leukemia. Yep. So this one is dedicated
to you, my friend. But on to a lighter note, we got the most votes for: a) various DBZ characters b) A rabid Pikachu
thirsting for Amish blood and c) a six-pack of muffins, supplied by the Muffin Wanderer. So lets get on with the show!
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragonball Z or Pokemon. The muffins are courtesy of The Muffin Wanderer. But the leather
is all ours!
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Weevil: \What could he have seen.../ Don't try to bluff me, little Yugi! I'm just 400 points from beating you!
Yami: I doubt you'll beat me now, you Amish poof! I play the SOLID SNAKE card, with an attack and defense of 1000! And I
combine it with the Stinger Missle card! It raises his attack by 2000!
Weevil: HA! My Gay nerd can kill that like a watermelon!
Tea, Tristan, Rex, Bakura and Joey: A watermelon?!?
Weevil: Shutup.
Yami: But now I'm adding the greatest card of them all... THE BASTARD WON'T DIE card! My Solid Snake won't die. Your move.
Weevil: Damn! There must be a way around it! (Weevils watch beeps) COFFEE BREAK!
(Yami and Weevil get down from their perches over the board, and gather with everyone else)
Tea: Damn! Yami, you better win this duel fast! We've got to get to that magic show which you're doing!
Yami: Yeah, I know. (talking to Tristan) Hey! Tristan, what soups have we got?
Tristan: We've got the pee soup.
Yami: Pea soup? Sounds good. Give it! (Tristan passes the soup to Yami) Mmm. It smells oddly familiar... (takes a sip) And it
tastes odd... whats in it?
Tristan: Well lets just say I made it myself... (Yami spits it out)
(Yugi comes walking up)
Yugi: Hey Yami! Hey Tea!
Tea: (blushing) Hi Yugi...
Yugi: (to Yami) Whats with Tea?
Yami: I said that we were her boyfriend.
Yugi: Oh. (gives Tea a smile)
(flip to Weevil, Rex and Bakura talking)
Bakura: Look, Weevy, I don't want to be with you anymore.
!
Rex: Yea! The guy wants to be with me, pussy!
Weevil: I don't know what to say but... (a rabid Pikachu leaps out from a nearby tree and grabs onto Weevils head) What
the...
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I'm afraid the bit is to gory for our G rating. So we fast-forwarded a while.
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(The rabid Pikachu runs off, covered in blood. Bakura is weeping over the mangled corpse of what appears to be Weevy)
Bakura: No... (weeps) why now? (crys)
Rex: How was he to know that this area is full of rabid Pikachus thristing for Amish blood?
Tea: (crys) I can't believe it... (suddenly everyone is normal) Oh well. Looks like we can each have a muffin from this pack
of six ones.
Yugi: Delish.
(Mai appears)
Mai: Hi boys. Hi Joey... can we talk?
Joey: No way! I ain't giving up this muffin!
(Mai walks seductivly over to Joey)
Mai: Not about that. I mean (strokes his groin) this...
Joey: Oh... (finishes the muffin) Ok. See ya Yug'!
(They walk off)
Yami: O...............k.
Tea: Lets go! I need to practice some magic tricks.
(They all start walking off)
Yugi: Lets see... (pulls out a wand) ALAKAZAM! (the wand turns into a bunch of flowers) Yep, I'm ready!
Tristan: Want to see my trick (drools)?
Rex: Sure! Show us!
Tristan: Yay! TRIS-TAN-OH!!! (Tristan turns into Yami Tristan)
Tea: Wow!
Yami Tristan: (eyes roll over) I summon the great power of leather summoning!
(Everyones leather flys to him. Rexs jacket, Yugis full suit, Teas second pair of shoes, Bakuras Dominatrix outfit)
Yami Tristan: (turns back to normal Tristan) Yummy! (starts eating)
Rex: My jacket! (it's gnawed)
Yugi: My full suit! (it's munched)
Tea: My second pair of shoes! (they're snacked)
Bakura: My Dominatri... (everyone stares) Umm... Rex is the one who enjoys it!
(everyone stares at Rex)
Rex: Er... I'm Amish! (a horde of rabid Pikachus thirsting for Amish blood jump out of the trees) I WAS KIDDING! (The
Pikachus all turn away in mid air and get back into the trees)
Yami: O...............k.
(They continue walking until they get to a stage, with the entire DBZ cast in the audience)
Goku: When are we going to see the show?
Cell: I don't know. Anyone want some snacks? (everyone gets a snack apart from Veggeta)
Veggeta: You provided insufficent snacks. I will destroy you.
Cell: So? At least I didn't lose against Majin Bu!
(The party of Yami Yugi, Yugi, Tea, Tristan, Rex and Bakura get on the stage)
Yugi: Ok people. We're here to show you some magic tricks.
(Goku stands up)
Goku: Tricks? Can you throw balls? Energy balls? Can your balls grow to the size of a house? Can yor balls destroy an evil
alien transvestite named Freeza? Do your balls came in various colours?
Majin Bu: Bu!
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Will the team impress the DBZ characters?
Will Goku shutup?
And will the rabid Pikachus thirsting for Amish blood make a second appearance?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Continue sending your ideas in!
to you, my friend. But on to a lighter note, we got the most votes for: a) various DBZ characters b) A rabid Pikachu
thirsting for Amish blood and c) a six-pack of muffins, supplied by the Muffin Wanderer. So lets get on with the show!
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragonball Z or Pokemon. The muffins are courtesy of The Muffin Wanderer. But the leather
is all ours!
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Weevil: \What could he have seen.../ Don't try to bluff me, little Yugi! I'm just 400 points from beating you!
Yami: I doubt you'll beat me now, you Amish poof! I play the SOLID SNAKE card, with an attack and defense of 1000! And I
combine it with the Stinger Missle card! It raises his attack by 2000!
Weevil: HA! My Gay nerd can kill that like a watermelon!
Tea, Tristan, Rex, Bakura and Joey: A watermelon?!?
Weevil: Shutup.
Yami: But now I'm adding the greatest card of them all... THE BASTARD WON'T DIE card! My Solid Snake won't die. Your move.
Weevil: Damn! There must be a way around it! (Weevils watch beeps) COFFEE BREAK!
(Yami and Weevil get down from their perches over the board, and gather with everyone else)
Tea: Damn! Yami, you better win this duel fast! We've got to get to that magic show which you're doing!
Yami: Yeah, I know. (talking to Tristan) Hey! Tristan, what soups have we got?
Tristan: We've got the pee soup.
Yami: Pea soup? Sounds good. Give it! (Tristan passes the soup to Yami) Mmm. It smells oddly familiar... (takes a sip) And it
tastes odd... whats in it?
Tristan: Well lets just say I made it myself... (Yami spits it out)
(Yugi comes walking up)
Yugi: Hey Yami! Hey Tea!
Tea: (blushing) Hi Yugi...
Yugi: (to Yami) Whats with Tea?
Yami: I said that we were her boyfriend.
Yugi: Oh. (gives Tea a smile)
(flip to Weevil, Rex and Bakura talking)
Bakura: Look, Weevy, I don't want to be with you anymore.
!
Rex: Yea! The guy wants to be with me, pussy!
Weevil: I don't know what to say but... (a rabid Pikachu leaps out from a nearby tree and grabs onto Weevils head) What
the...
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I'm afraid the bit is to gory for our G rating. So we fast-forwarded a while.
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(The rabid Pikachu runs off, covered in blood. Bakura is weeping over the mangled corpse of what appears to be Weevy)
Bakura: No... (weeps) why now? (crys)
Rex: How was he to know that this area is full of rabid Pikachus thristing for Amish blood?
Tea: (crys) I can't believe it... (suddenly everyone is normal) Oh well. Looks like we can each have a muffin from this pack
of six ones.
Yugi: Delish.
(Mai appears)
Mai: Hi boys. Hi Joey... can we talk?
Joey: No way! I ain't giving up this muffin!
(Mai walks seductivly over to Joey)
Mai: Not about that. I mean (strokes his groin) this...
Joey: Oh... (finishes the muffin) Ok. See ya Yug'!
(They walk off)
Yami: O...............k.
Tea: Lets go! I need to practice some magic tricks.
(They all start walking off)
Yugi: Lets see... (pulls out a wand) ALAKAZAM! (the wand turns into a bunch of flowers) Yep, I'm ready!
Tristan: Want to see my trick (drools)?
Rex: Sure! Show us!
Tristan: Yay! TRIS-TAN-OH!!! (Tristan turns into Yami Tristan)
Tea: Wow!
Yami Tristan: (eyes roll over) I summon the great power of leather summoning!
(Everyones leather flys to him. Rexs jacket, Yugis full suit, Teas second pair of shoes, Bakuras Dominatrix outfit)
Yami Tristan: (turns back to normal Tristan) Yummy! (starts eating)
Rex: My jacket! (it's gnawed)
Yugi: My full suit! (it's munched)
Tea: My second pair of shoes! (they're snacked)
Bakura: My Dominatri... (everyone stares) Umm... Rex is the one who enjoys it!
(everyone stares at Rex)
Rex: Er... I'm Amish! (a horde of rabid Pikachus thirsting for Amish blood jump out of the trees) I WAS KIDDING! (The
Pikachus all turn away in mid air and get back into the trees)
Yami: O...............k.
(They continue walking until they get to a stage, with the entire DBZ cast in the audience)
Goku: When are we going to see the show?
Cell: I don't know. Anyone want some snacks? (everyone gets a snack apart from Veggeta)
Veggeta: You provided insufficent snacks. I will destroy you.
Cell: So? At least I didn't lose against Majin Bu!
(The party of Yami Yugi, Yugi, Tea, Tristan, Rex and Bakura get on the stage)
Yugi: Ok people. We're here to show you some magic tricks.
(Goku stands up)
Goku: Tricks? Can you throw balls? Energy balls? Can your balls grow to the size of a house? Can yor balls destroy an evil
alien transvestite named Freeza? Do your balls came in various colours?
Majin Bu: Bu!
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Will the team impress the DBZ characters?
Will Goku shutup?
And will the rabid Pikachus thirsting for Amish blood make a second appearance?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Continue sending your ideas in!