Shade: Hey. Fade still in hospital. Lavender Clearwater, I gave those teddy bears to him. I think he thanks you, even. Be
thankful. He hardly ever thanks anyone. But I am writing on without him, but whats the difference (God, is he gonna attack me
when he gets out)? Anyway, I have put in some people in from Final Fantasy 7, even though we have only got up to when Cloud
tells his life story.

Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh, Card Captors, Dragon Ball Z or Final Fantasy 7. But we are petioning to get the leather
back.
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Last time on Yami-Ball-Z...
Yami Tristan and Veggetta had a duel with their energy, but who was winning?
Yugi was about to tell Tea something important, but what is it?
Also, Li Syaoran, Sakura AND Madison declared their love for each other!
What will happen now?
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Yugi: I need to tell you that... I think I love you.

Tea: Really...?

Yugi: Yes. But it's me or this stupid story...

Tea: But, I love you more!

Yugi: Then come. Come with me to the dark side of the force.

(Joey flys out of a bush nearby, wearing nothing but his undies)

Joey: Argh!

(He hits the ground hard, and his clothes fly out of the bush too)

Joey: Umm... hi.

(everyone is staring at him)

Joey: Don't mind me... (he rolls onto his back)

Bulma: Is that a rocket in your boxers or are you just really horny?

Yugi: HEY! LOOK AT ME! I'm leaving!

Joey: (shoving his pants on) I'm looking Yug'!

(Mai walks out of the bushes)

Mai: (looks at Joey) Huh!

Joey: Mai! Don't leave! I'll get the money!

Mai: No way. You're either a champ or a chump.

Joey: Please Mai! I love you!

(Kaiba and Silent Mokuba walk in)

Kaiba: Yeah, wassup?

Cell: Who are these losers?

Kaiba: I'm the one and only Kaiba, multi-millionare, owner of a company to rival Microsoft, plus I am the best gangsta rappa
in these parts. And this is my side-kick, Silent Mokuba.

Silent Mokuba: (nods his head up)

Kaiba: Damn Silent Mokuba, you one rude mother (fudger), but you're cute as hell.

Yugi: ME AND TEA ARE LEAVING!

Kaiba: Good for you, my brother.

Yugi: GOODBYE!

Goten: Bye.

Yugi: LOOK AT ME!!!

(all of a sudden Cloud, Tifa and Aeris walk in)

(Shade: Oh good, you came!)

Cloud: Yeah, I'm auditioning for the part of Yugi, whoever that is.

Tifa: I'm here to audition for Tea.

Aeris: I'm here to try out for Yugis new love interest.

(Shade: Great! Just wait in the reception and I'll call you in!)

Cloud: Ok! Come on girls!

(Yugi and Tea jaws have dropped)

Yugi: Who are they?

(Shade: They're your replacements, Cloud, Tifa and Aeris from Final Fantasy 7)

Yugi: But we haven't left yet!

(Shade: Look, you're leaving, right?)

Yugi: Yeah... but-

(Shade: Yes, you are leaving, so they are replacing you)

Tea: Can I say something?

(Shade: Yes, yes you may.)

Tea: Those are the BIGGEST jugs I've seen since Pamela Anderson!!!

Kaiba: Mmm hmm.

Veggetta: I wouldn't mind some of that. (lets his Final Flash down for 1 second, allowin Yami Tristans Final Leather to
destroy him)

Trunks: God yeah.

Cell: I am an alien, and yet I am attracted to her.

Bulma: I...

Yugi: THATS SICK SHADE!
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Will Yugi and Tea leave now?
Will Cloud, Tifa and Aeris get the parts?
And will Shade get any sicker?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL! FADES COMING OUT OF HOSPITAL NEXT WEEK! TUNES FOR THE MOTHER (fudging) DUDE!
Heh. Keep sending in ideas and celebrity anime characters! Read and reveiw palease!