Shade: Yep, Fade is coming out of hospital in 6 days. This causes for celebration! In this episode, its mainly about Cloud,
Tifa and Aeris continuing Yami-Ball-Z, while Yugi and Tea watch.
Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh, Dragonball Z or FF7. The leather is now in my belonging again, along with $20 I got from the
government.
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Cloud: So... whats my line?
Shade: You're supposed to say "It's time to duel!'
Tifa: And me?
Shade: You just look at him lovingly.
Tifa: Yeah, I know. But what do I do in this scene?
Shade: You... never mind.
(Zoom out to Kaiba, Joey, Red XIII and some DBZ guys chatting)
Joey: ... you see those big-
Kaiba: Word! (takes a puff of a joint) Mmm... want some?
Goku: You know, I was thinking of asking her out.
Red XIII: With my Sense Materia, I become psycic. And you don't have a chance in hell.
Kaiba: Sick. Tell me somethin' 'bout me.
Red XIII: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Kaiba: Everyone knows that dude. Tell me somethin' NO ONE knows!
Red XIII: When you do it, you think of guys. (he walks off)
(everyone is staring at Kaiba)
Kaiba: Not all the time!
(Zoom into Cloud doing his line)
Cloud:(holding Duel Monsters cards) Its time to deal!
Tifa: Oh Yugi!
Shade: CUT! That wasn't the right line!
Yugi: HA! You can't cut it as me!
Cloud: Shutup Yugi!
Shade: Its 'duel', not 'deal'!
Tifa: Oh Cloud!
Shade: And you don't talk Tifa!
Tifa: *sniff* Ok...
Shade: *sigh* I'm sorry Tifa. Come here for a hug.
(Tifa walks over and hugs Shade. He gives the thumbs up to Kaiba and the gang and winks)
Tifa: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stuff up... I'm so sorry *sniff*...
Shade: Its ok. Just try again.
Tifa: (letting go) Ok... I'll try harder.
Tea: Oh please. Shes just trying to be the authors pet.
Tifa: Am not!
Tea: Are to!
Tifa: Am not!
Tea: Are to!
(Aeris walks up and rubs Tifas shoulders)
Aeris: Calm down. Here, have a flower! (gives everyone a flower)
Bakura: (walks up to Cloud) Hey big boy.
Cloud: Umm... hi.
Rex: Hey! What are you doin' with my man!
Cloud: Nothing, I...
(Joey and Tristan walk up, cracking their knuckles)
Joey: Yeah, and you know what we do to people who cheat on their girl- I mean boyfriends.
Tristan: (drooling and chewing some dry leather) Yummy... hey, are we beating the tobbaco juice outta someone?!?
(an alarm rings, and Shade runs up)
Shade: (panting) Did Tristan just say an intelligent sentence? My god!
(Zoom to Kaiba, Silent Mokuba and Mai chatting)
Kaiba: So you'll sleep with me and Silent Mokuba just to live in my house.
Mai: Umm... yes. (to herself) Why am I doing this?
Kaiba: (to Mai and Silent Mokuba) Look, I wanna go first, I don't like no sloppy seconds. That ok, my brother? (Silent Mokuba
nods)
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Will Cloud get his line right?
Will Mai actually sleep with Kaiba? (Mai: Oh god...)
And will Shade get to hug Tifa again? (Shade: Hell yeah!)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Well, thats over. Hope you liked the story! By the way, I have NEVER watched Gundam Wing in my life. They just started
Blue Submarine No.6 over here, so I might add Haiyami to an episode...
Send in ideas for our new series coming soon- Yami-Ball-GT!
Also send more ideas for Yami-Ball-Z!
Tifa and Aeris continuing Yami-Ball-Z, while Yugi and Tea watch.
Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh, Dragonball Z or FF7. The leather is now in my belonging again, along with $20 I got from the
government.
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Cloud: So... whats my line?
Shade: You're supposed to say "It's time to duel!'
Tifa: And me?
Shade: You just look at him lovingly.
Tifa: Yeah, I know. But what do I do in this scene?
Shade: You... never mind.
(Zoom out to Kaiba, Joey, Red XIII and some DBZ guys chatting)
Joey: ... you see those big-
Kaiba: Word! (takes a puff of a joint) Mmm... want some?
Goku: You know, I was thinking of asking her out.
Red XIII: With my Sense Materia, I become psycic. And you don't have a chance in hell.
Kaiba: Sick. Tell me somethin' 'bout me.
Red XIII: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Kaiba: Everyone knows that dude. Tell me somethin' NO ONE knows!
Red XIII: When you do it, you think of guys. (he walks off)
(everyone is staring at Kaiba)
Kaiba: Not all the time!
(Zoom into Cloud doing his line)
Cloud:(holding Duel Monsters cards) Its time to deal!
Tifa: Oh Yugi!
Shade: CUT! That wasn't the right line!
Yugi: HA! You can't cut it as me!
Cloud: Shutup Yugi!
Shade: Its 'duel', not 'deal'!
Tifa: Oh Cloud!
Shade: And you don't talk Tifa!
Tifa: *sniff* Ok...
Shade: *sigh* I'm sorry Tifa. Come here for a hug.
(Tifa walks over and hugs Shade. He gives the thumbs up to Kaiba and the gang and winks)
Tifa: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stuff up... I'm so sorry *sniff*...
Shade: Its ok. Just try again.
Tifa: (letting go) Ok... I'll try harder.
Tea: Oh please. Shes just trying to be the authors pet.
Tifa: Am not!
Tea: Are to!
Tifa: Am not!
Tea: Are to!
(Aeris walks up and rubs Tifas shoulders)
Aeris: Calm down. Here, have a flower! (gives everyone a flower)
Bakura: (walks up to Cloud) Hey big boy.
Cloud: Umm... hi.
Rex: Hey! What are you doin' with my man!
Cloud: Nothing, I...
(Joey and Tristan walk up, cracking their knuckles)
Joey: Yeah, and you know what we do to people who cheat on their girl- I mean boyfriends.
Tristan: (drooling and chewing some dry leather) Yummy... hey, are we beating the tobbaco juice outta someone?!?
(an alarm rings, and Shade runs up)
Shade: (panting) Did Tristan just say an intelligent sentence? My god!
(Zoom to Kaiba, Silent Mokuba and Mai chatting)
Kaiba: So you'll sleep with me and Silent Mokuba just to live in my house.
Mai: Umm... yes. (to herself) Why am I doing this?
Kaiba: (to Mai and Silent Mokuba) Look, I wanna go first, I don't like no sloppy seconds. That ok, my brother? (Silent Mokuba
nods)
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Will Cloud get his line right?
Will Mai actually sleep with Kaiba? (Mai: Oh god...)
And will Shade get to hug Tifa again? (Shade: Hell yeah!)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Well, thats over. Hope you liked the story! By the way, I have NEVER watched Gundam Wing in my life. They just started
Blue Submarine No.6 over here, so I might add Haiyami to an episode...
Send in ideas for our new series coming soon- Yami-Ball-GT!
Also send more ideas for Yami-Ball-Z!