Shade: Fade out in 5 days. By the way, Mrs Future Valentine, I put Vincent in even tho' I don't know who the frigg he is
'cause I'm only on disc 1 of Final Fantasy 7 on PlayStation! HAPPY?!? YOU COULD AT LEAST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN' PROFILE OF THIS
MAN! I DON"T KNOW WHO HE IS! WHY DON"T YOU GO WEDGE YOUR STUPID 'VINCY' UP YA FRIGGIN' AS- (gets hit by censor) FU- (gets hit
again) WHAT THE SH- (gets hit yet again) Grr... ok, heres Chapter 12...
By the way, Fade wrote some stuff in when I brought the laptop to the hospital...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, Dragon Ball Z, Blue Submarine No.6, Card Captors, or FF7...
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Cloud: So, my line is 'Its time to dul'?
Shade: NO! DUEL! DUEL!
(Yugi laughs)
Yugi: Give it up!
Cloud: (pulls out his big ol' sword) You callin' me out, punk?
Vincent: Hi, my names Joe.
I got a wife and three kids
And I work in the button factory.
One day my boss walked up and said
"Joe, are you busy?"
I said no
And he showed me how to push a button like so
"Can you do it?"
I said no
And I didn't push the button like so
Shade: The (fudge) let him in?
Red XIII: He's here by popular demand by some future valentine chick.
Shade: How you know that?
Red XIII: His shirt.
(Vincents shirt reads," Hi, I'm here by popular demand by some future valentine chick.")
Kaiba: Dude.
(Haiyami runs in with Kori)
Haiyami: People! Zoanthorpes about to invade Yellow Base! Get in Blue 6 with Kori here! I'll hold 'em off!
(Fade: I have never seen Blue Submarine No. 6, so don't accuse me of doing it badly)
Shade: Get out of here!
Kori: Ok... c'mon Haiyami...
(Tifa runs up to Shade and hugs him)
Tifa: Oh Shade, you're so brave!
(Fade: Man, you're desprate.)
(Shade: Frigg off.)
Cloud: Tifa! No! No! No! (shrugs his shoulders) Oh well. Aeris, you're my girlfriend now.
Aeris: Yes! In your face Tifa!
(Fade: You realise this is all meaningless drivel?)
(Shade: I said frigg off! [throws a bottle at Fade])
Cloud: Can I try my line?
Yugi: Again?
Cloud: (pulls out his sword again) You still callin' me?
Yugi: (pulls out Sepiroths sword) You shouldn't play with pocket knives...
(They start dueling)
Yugi: Yah!
(Cloud gets a slash on the arm)
Cloud: Argh! RESTORE MATERIA! CURE! (his wound disappears)
Yugi: Grr...
(Li Syaoran appears)
Li: Try my sword. Its magic. In fact, borrow all of the Clow cards, except for the Big Card. (Read Episode 10 for joke)
(Li gives Yugi the Clow cards and his sword)
Yugi: Thanxs!
(Li jumps away)
Cloud: No we're even...
Yugi: POWER CARD! (Power comes out and gives Yugi enormus power)
Cloud: LIGHTNING MATERIA! BOLT! (A bolt of lightning starts coming down from the sky)
Yugi: SHIELD CARD! (A protective shield goes around Yugi. Power dissipates)
Cloud: Damn!
(Solid Snake: You stealin' my line?)
Yugi: Force know my plight... RELEASE THE LIGHT! LIGHTNING! (Lightning zaps Cloud)
Cloud: Argh No.2!
Shade: Quit it!
(flip to Kaibas bedroom. He is naked under the sheets. Mai is next to him. Naked. Under the sheets)
Kaiba: Whoa. (takes a puff of his joint) Did you know that when a chick is done up the butt she farts?
Mai: My god... Why did I do this?
(Silent Mokuba comes up from under the sheets next to Mai smileing)
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Will Mai have to fart again? (Mai: Oh god oh god...)
Will Yugi defeat Cloud?
And will Shade get more desprate than writing that Tifa loves him and thinks he is so brave and talented which just proves
that shes actually blonde and shes just dyed her hair (No offense given to blondes who read this shite)?
(Shade: FADE! DID YOU RE-WRITE THE JOKE QUESTION?)
(Fade: Umm... no...)
(Shade: Oh, if you didn't have lukemia...)
Find out next time on Fadee (Shade: FADE!) I mean YAMI-BALL-Z!
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Shade: Keep sending in ideas for Yami-Ball-GT and our longest running series so far Yami-Ball-Z! I'm gonna do an extra long
15th anniversery episode for episode 15, so send in TONS of ideas for that, kay?
I hope you're happy now Mrs Future Valentine...
Fade: Shade 'n' Fade, No.1 in the hoods ya'll...
'cause I'm only on disc 1 of Final Fantasy 7 on PlayStation! HAPPY?!? YOU COULD AT LEAST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN' PROFILE OF THIS
MAN! I DON"T KNOW WHO HE IS! WHY DON"T YOU GO WEDGE YOUR STUPID 'VINCY' UP YA FRIGGIN' AS- (gets hit by censor) FU- (gets hit
again) WHAT THE SH- (gets hit yet again) Grr... ok, heres Chapter 12...
By the way, Fade wrote some stuff in when I brought the laptop to the hospital...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, Dragon Ball Z, Blue Submarine No.6, Card Captors, or FF7...
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Cloud: So, my line is 'Its time to dul'?
Shade: NO! DUEL! DUEL!
(Yugi laughs)
Yugi: Give it up!
Cloud: (pulls out his big ol' sword) You callin' me out, punk?
Vincent: Hi, my names Joe.
I got a wife and three kids
And I work in the button factory.
One day my boss walked up and said
"Joe, are you busy?"
I said no
And he showed me how to push a button like so
"Can you do it?"
I said no
And I didn't push the button like so
Shade: The (fudge) let him in?
Red XIII: He's here by popular demand by some future valentine chick.
Shade: How you know that?
Red XIII: His shirt.
(Vincents shirt reads," Hi, I'm here by popular demand by some future valentine chick.")
Kaiba: Dude.
(Haiyami runs in with Kori)
Haiyami: People! Zoanthorpes about to invade Yellow Base! Get in Blue 6 with Kori here! I'll hold 'em off!
(Fade: I have never seen Blue Submarine No. 6, so don't accuse me of doing it badly)
Shade: Get out of here!
Kori: Ok... c'mon Haiyami...
(Tifa runs up to Shade and hugs him)
Tifa: Oh Shade, you're so brave!
(Fade: Man, you're desprate.)
(Shade: Frigg off.)
Cloud: Tifa! No! No! No! (shrugs his shoulders) Oh well. Aeris, you're my girlfriend now.
Aeris: Yes! In your face Tifa!
(Fade: You realise this is all meaningless drivel?)
(Shade: I said frigg off! [throws a bottle at Fade])
Cloud: Can I try my line?
Yugi: Again?
Cloud: (pulls out his sword again) You still callin' me?
Yugi: (pulls out Sepiroths sword) You shouldn't play with pocket knives...
(They start dueling)
Yugi: Yah!
(Cloud gets a slash on the arm)
Cloud: Argh! RESTORE MATERIA! CURE! (his wound disappears)
Yugi: Grr...
(Li Syaoran appears)
Li: Try my sword. Its magic. In fact, borrow all of the Clow cards, except for the Big Card. (Read Episode 10 for joke)
(Li gives Yugi the Clow cards and his sword)
Yugi: Thanxs!
(Li jumps away)
Cloud: No we're even...
Yugi: POWER CARD! (Power comes out and gives Yugi enormus power)
Cloud: LIGHTNING MATERIA! BOLT! (A bolt of lightning starts coming down from the sky)
Yugi: SHIELD CARD! (A protective shield goes around Yugi. Power dissipates)
Cloud: Damn!
(Solid Snake: You stealin' my line?)
Yugi: Force know my plight... RELEASE THE LIGHT! LIGHTNING! (Lightning zaps Cloud)
Cloud: Argh No.2!
Shade: Quit it!
(flip to Kaibas bedroom. He is naked under the sheets. Mai is next to him. Naked. Under the sheets)
Kaiba: Whoa. (takes a puff of his joint) Did you know that when a chick is done up the butt she farts?
Mai: My god... Why did I do this?
(Silent Mokuba comes up from under the sheets next to Mai smileing)
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Will Mai have to fart again? (Mai: Oh god oh god...)
Will Yugi defeat Cloud?
And will Shade get more desprate than writing that Tifa loves him and thinks he is so brave and talented which just proves
that shes actually blonde and shes just dyed her hair (No offense given to blondes who read this shite)?
(Shade: FADE! DID YOU RE-WRITE THE JOKE QUESTION?)
(Fade: Umm... no...)
(Shade: Oh, if you didn't have lukemia...)
Find out next time on Fadee (Shade: FADE!) I mean YAMI-BALL-Z!
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Shade: Keep sending in ideas for Yami-Ball-GT and our longest running series so far Yami-Ball-Z! I'm gonna do an extra long
15th anniversery episode for episode 15, so send in TONS of ideas for that, kay?
I hope you're happy now Mrs Future Valentine...
Fade: Shade 'n' Fade, No.1 in the hoods ya'll...