Shade: No.13! OMG! BTW, if you have been reading Yami-Ball-GT, like all good fans should (wink wink nudge nudge) then you
should know that something happened between Yugi (not Yami) and Mai. It may be revealed in... THE 15TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA!
Still need ideas for that. Note that I may have been goin' a bit lime (without foreplay) lately. Don't blame me. It was my
exictment for... THE 15TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA!!! WHEEEEEE!!! Hee hee hee...
Fade: I'm not back yet. Just typed this in in the last few minutes of the visitors time at the hospital. Trust me. The 15th
episode is gonna be big if Shade has anything to do with it. I appear in this episode, but... you'll find out why...
Disclaimer: I- (Fade: WE!) (Shade: Uh... no.) I don't own Yugioh, FF7 or Dragonball Z. If you were wondering (which I doubt)
the leather is somewhere in Pakistan.
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Cloud: Hey! Shade! You stealing my girl?
Shade: (nudges Tifa away) I thought Aeris was your girl now...
Cloud: Nah. She means nothing to me...
Aeris: WAH! (runs off crying)
Shade: Fine. You get Tifa. I'll get Aeris.
Aeris: Yay! (runs over to Shade)
Cloud: But I want Aeris too!
Shade: Then you must fight...
(Fade appears beside Shade)
Cloud: (pulls out his sword) Choose your weapons.
Fade: Shade! Lets merge!
(Bright light appears around Shade and Fade. When it disappears, a man around their height is there, holding a katana, with
grey hair and black bangs)
Cloud: Who... who are you?
Man: I am Fade Wolfius. I have my katana. It is my weapon.
Cloud: Then it's time to deel!
Yugi: GET YOUR LINE RIGHT POOF!
Cloud: You want to join this, punk?
Fade Wolfius: YUGI! NO! I will fight him myself.
Cloud: Lets go. FIRE MATERIA! FIRE! (Scorching hot fire flys towards Fade Wolfius. But Fade Wolfius disappears)
Cloud: Huh?
Fade Wolfius: (from behind Cloud) Try Sense next time. Ka-shade-ha-fade...
Cloud: (spins around) No!
Fade Wolfius: ... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(a bright blue wolf of energy flys out of Fade Wolfius' hands. Cloud is engulfed by the blue, along with Fade Wolfius)
Aeris: Cloud! No, Shade! No... umm...
Tifa: (in valley girl voice) Like, whatever! (sees Yami Yugi) Hey...
Chi Chi: NO! FADE! I never got to express my true feelings...
(Fade: SHADE!)
(Shade: Got ya back, bitch.)
Joey: Oh, shite.
(The blue dissapates. Fade Wolfius is seen standing there with Cloud on the ground.)
Tifa: Oh. My guy is still alive. (turns to look at Yami Yugi) Shame.
Yami: Damn! I nearly had Tifa!
Aeris: (walks over to Yami Yugi) You can have me.
Yami: Umm... don't you die or something?
Aeris: (tears gushing) Why are you so hurtful? (runs away)
Yami: Heh. I made the girl cry. (starts reading script for Yami-Ball-GT)
Cloud: (weak voice) How... how did you do that?
Fade Wolfius: Don't be sad. This result is natural. (Thanks to Blue Submarine No.6 for Zorndykes great line!)
Cloud: I demand a proper fight! (rises off ground) Tristan, Joey and Yugi, not you and your... magic. I will choose a team
which I fight for.
(Fade Wolfius spilts back to Shade 'n' Fade)
Shade: Fine. Should it happen in the... 15TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA?!?
Cloud: Did you sniff VitaFresh?
Shade: No... but thanks for the idea! (sniffs some) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Hee hee hee... hoo hoo hoo... HAHAHAHAHA! (laughs
so hard he crys)
Fade: Oh god. We are in for some insanity now.
Cloud: Oh shit.
Shade: Lets watch something fun... like Nadescio! Fun!
Fade: No.
Cloud: Umm... no. Lets deul.
Yugi: WILL YOU GET THE FRIGGIN' LINE RIGHT!
Tifa: Oh Cloud, you're so cool.
Yami: (looks up from Yami-Ball-GT script) HEY! WHY AM I GAY?!?
Shade: Umm... it was the idea of Fade.
Fade: HEY!
Yami: YOU WILL DIE! (leaps on Fade and starts killin' him)
Fade: Ow! Ow! Argh! Help me!
Shade: (sniffs more VitaFresh) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Walks up to Aeris) My god you're greasy.
Aeris: (looks at him seductivly) Is that a python in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Shade: No, its a python. (a snake flys out of his pocket and bites him) Ow! But seirously, I've got the F, the C and the K.
All I need is U.
Aeris: (laughs) Nah. Hey Cloud!
Cloud: (walks over) Yeah?
Yami: (gets up from beating up Fade) I will PROVE I AM NOT GAY! Hey, Aeris!
Aeris: Mmm?
Yami: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Aeris: (slaps Yami) You gay bastard!
Yami: I AM NOT GAY!
(flip to Kaiba in bed with Mai)
Kaiba: Man... (smokes a joint) We have been at this for a long time.
Mai: Oh god...
Kaiba: Want some? (passes the joint to Mai)
Mai: GIMME!! (takes a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong puff) Oh yeah...
(Silent Mokuba pops up on top of Mai and smiles)
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Will Yami finish Fade?
Will Shades pick-up lines work?
And how long will Kaiba make love to Mai? (Kaiba: Don't forget my brother Silent Mokuba)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: VITAFRESH! Sniff some yourself! Its good! Mmmmmmm!
Fade: Ignore him. He's just high.
Shade: NO I'M NOT! ARGH! STUPID MOR-
Fade: SHADE! Don't say my true name. For I am the one and only (darkness surrounds him) FADE!!!
Shade: No. You're the one and only stupid Morgan. Hee hee hee...
should know that something happened between Yugi (not Yami) and Mai. It may be revealed in... THE 15TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA!
Still need ideas for that. Note that I may have been goin' a bit lime (without foreplay) lately. Don't blame me. It was my
exictment for... THE 15TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA!!! WHEEEEEE!!! Hee hee hee...
Fade: I'm not back yet. Just typed this in in the last few minutes of the visitors time at the hospital. Trust me. The 15th
episode is gonna be big if Shade has anything to do with it. I appear in this episode, but... you'll find out why...
Disclaimer: I- (Fade: WE!) (Shade: Uh... no.) I don't own Yugioh, FF7 or Dragonball Z. If you were wondering (which I doubt)
the leather is somewhere in Pakistan.
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Cloud: Hey! Shade! You stealing my girl?
Shade: (nudges Tifa away) I thought Aeris was your girl now...
Cloud: Nah. She means nothing to me...
Aeris: WAH! (runs off crying)
Shade: Fine. You get Tifa. I'll get Aeris.
Aeris: Yay! (runs over to Shade)
Cloud: But I want Aeris too!
Shade: Then you must fight...
(Fade appears beside Shade)
Cloud: (pulls out his sword) Choose your weapons.
Fade: Shade! Lets merge!
(Bright light appears around Shade and Fade. When it disappears, a man around their height is there, holding a katana, with
grey hair and black bangs)
Cloud: Who... who are you?
Man: I am Fade Wolfius. I have my katana. It is my weapon.
Cloud: Then it's time to deel!
Yugi: GET YOUR LINE RIGHT POOF!
Cloud: You want to join this, punk?
Fade Wolfius: YUGI! NO! I will fight him myself.
Cloud: Lets go. FIRE MATERIA! FIRE! (Scorching hot fire flys towards Fade Wolfius. But Fade Wolfius disappears)
Cloud: Huh?
Fade Wolfius: (from behind Cloud) Try Sense next time. Ka-shade-ha-fade...
Cloud: (spins around) No!
Fade Wolfius: ... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(a bright blue wolf of energy flys out of Fade Wolfius' hands. Cloud is engulfed by the blue, along with Fade Wolfius)
Aeris: Cloud! No, Shade! No... umm...
Tifa: (in valley girl voice) Like, whatever! (sees Yami Yugi) Hey...
Chi Chi: NO! FADE! I never got to express my true feelings...
(Fade: SHADE!)
(Shade: Got ya back, bitch.)
Joey: Oh, shite.
(The blue dissapates. Fade Wolfius is seen standing there with Cloud on the ground.)
Tifa: Oh. My guy is still alive. (turns to look at Yami Yugi) Shame.
Yami: Damn! I nearly had Tifa!
Aeris: (walks over to Yami Yugi) You can have me.
Yami: Umm... don't you die or something?
Aeris: (tears gushing) Why are you so hurtful? (runs away)
Yami: Heh. I made the girl cry. (starts reading script for Yami-Ball-GT)
Cloud: (weak voice) How... how did you do that?
Fade Wolfius: Don't be sad. This result is natural. (Thanks to Blue Submarine No.6 for Zorndykes great line!)
Cloud: I demand a proper fight! (rises off ground) Tristan, Joey and Yugi, not you and your... magic. I will choose a team
which I fight for.
(Fade Wolfius spilts back to Shade 'n' Fade)
Shade: Fine. Should it happen in the... 15TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA?!?
Cloud: Did you sniff VitaFresh?
Shade: No... but thanks for the idea! (sniffs some) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Hee hee hee... hoo hoo hoo... HAHAHAHAHA! (laughs
so hard he crys)
Fade: Oh god. We are in for some insanity now.
Cloud: Oh shit.
Shade: Lets watch something fun... like Nadescio! Fun!
Fade: No.
Cloud: Umm... no. Lets deul.
Yugi: WILL YOU GET THE FRIGGIN' LINE RIGHT!
Tifa: Oh Cloud, you're so cool.
Yami: (looks up from Yami-Ball-GT script) HEY! WHY AM I GAY?!?
Shade: Umm... it was the idea of Fade.
Fade: HEY!
Yami: YOU WILL DIE! (leaps on Fade and starts killin' him)
Fade: Ow! Ow! Argh! Help me!
Shade: (sniffs more VitaFresh) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Walks up to Aeris) My god you're greasy.
Aeris: (looks at him seductivly) Is that a python in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Shade: No, its a python. (a snake flys out of his pocket and bites him) Ow! But seirously, I've got the F, the C and the K.
All I need is U.
Aeris: (laughs) Nah. Hey Cloud!
Cloud: (walks over) Yeah?
Yami: (gets up from beating up Fade) I will PROVE I AM NOT GAY! Hey, Aeris!
Aeris: Mmm?
Yami: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Aeris: (slaps Yami) You gay bastard!
Yami: I AM NOT GAY!
(flip to Kaiba in bed with Mai)
Kaiba: Man... (smokes a joint) We have been at this for a long time.
Mai: Oh god...
Kaiba: Want some? (passes the joint to Mai)
Mai: GIMME!! (takes a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong puff) Oh yeah...
(Silent Mokuba pops up on top of Mai and smiles)
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Will Yami finish Fade?
Will Shades pick-up lines work?
And how long will Kaiba make love to Mai? (Kaiba: Don't forget my brother Silent Mokuba)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: VITAFRESH! Sniff some yourself! Its good! Mmmmmmm!
Fade: Ignore him. He's just high.
Shade: NO I'M NOT! ARGH! STUPID MOR-
Fade: SHADE! Don't say my true name. For I am the one and only (darkness surrounds him) FADE!!!
Shade: No. You're the one and only stupid Morgan. Hee hee hee...