Shade: My dearest Lady Lavender Clearwater; I am afraid to admit that I do not know who or what Sailor Senshi is. Therefore,
I will be forced to make him/it sing the 'Hi My Names Joe' in the 15th episode, along with the Gundam Wing boys and other
characters who I have no idea of. Care to comment, Morgan?

Fade: Grr... you will die.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, FF7, or Dragon Ball Z AND (pant) Nadescio. The leather formally known as leather is know
touring Switzerland.
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Yami: I am not gay. I have been with SOOOOOOOOOO many chicks.

Shade: Doubt it.

Yami: Why must you do this to me?

(Pegasus walks in)

Pegasus: oh don't be sad. Being gays isn't all bad. I hardly ever get mad.

Fade: Get out of here ya bum!

Pegasus: Oh well. I was getting bored of this frilly doo-doo. (walks away)

Shade: HEY! I ain't frilly!

Yami: Wait... you made me gay! (leaps onto Fade and starts pummeling him into a pulp)

Yugi: (looks at his watch) OH MY GOD! ITS TIME FOR NADESCIO!

(everyone runs for a seat in front of the TV)

Cell: Anyone want some... snacks?

(everyone rushes for snacks. All but Vegeta [reincarnated] get some)

Vegeta (re-incarnated): You provided insuffiecnt snacks again. You will be destroyed.

Cell: Nah. (slurps Vegeta up with his tail) Yum! Anyone want my snacks?

(everyone rushes for Cells leftover snacks)

Yugi: Its time!

TV: 3, 2, 1, KABOOM! Its time to get to know the Nadescio!

Bunny Eurika: Hi!

Nice Lady Ruri: Hi!

(Kaiba walks up behind everyone)

Kaiba: Hey, can I watch my show?

(everyone ignores him)

Kaiba: Can I watch my show?

(everyone ignores him)

Kaiba: (getting angry) Can I watch MY show?

(everyone ignores him)

Kaiba: (pulls out his pistol and loads it)

(everyone turns to him)

Kaiba: Now we're gonna do things, my way.

(Mai walks up)

Mai: Kaiba...

Kaiba: (turns to Mai) 'Sup slut?

Mai: Need drink... or smoke...

Kaiba: How about some... (pulls out two bags of substances in clear bags) snoochie-boochie-noochies?!?

Mai: GOD YES! (snorts some) WHEEEE!!!

Tea: Whats that? Is it VitaFresh?

(Mai is bouncing around the room)

Kaiba: (hangs his head in shame) Yes... I am not a true dealer... sniff...

Silent Mokuba: (pats Kaibas back)

Shade: Did someone say... VITAFRESH?!?

Kaiba: Here... WAH! (runs out of room after passing VitaFresh to Shade)

Silent Mokuba: (rolls his eyes and runs after Kaiba)

Shade: (snorts some VitaFresh) WHEEEEEEEE!!! (starts bouncing around the room with Mai)

Fade: Oh god...

Yami: Whats wrong... MORGAN?

(everyone points and laughs at him)

Fade: (tears gushing) Why are you so hurtful? (runs out of room)

Mai: Bounce bounce bounce bou- (falls over but gets up instantly) WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Shade: YUGI IS THE LOVE CHILD OF ME AND JESSICA! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Yugi: Who is Jessica? And is he?

Fade: (runs back in) Jess is his girlfriend, and I don't know... (runs out of room again)

(Shade and Mai have collapsed in the corner, and they're giggling their heads off)

Mai: I looooooooooooooooooooooooove my shirt. Its all swirly... hee hee hee...

Shade: What are you doing here? I demand my cheese danish!

Tea: Good. They're running out of energy...

Yugi: Is he? Who is my father? Will I ever know?

Joey: Mai! This is my chance... (he runs up to Mai) Here... (picks her up)

Mai: Did you know that I lurved you...?

Joey: Lets go... (they exit)

Tea: Am I stuck with Shade?

Shade: Hey Tea... is that an apple in your pocket or are you just really sexy? I love you...

Tea: Aww... thanks Shade...
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Will Joey get it on with Mai?
Will Shade get anymore VitaFresh?
And is Yugi really Shade and Jess' love child? (Yugi: When will I find out?)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: God this is insane... send me ideas for the next episode of Yami-Ball-Z aka THE 15TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA! Me and Jess
just had our 2 year aniversery! Send more ideas!