Shade: Its time for the 15th EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA! Today, its time for Cloud and his team to duel Yugi, Joey and Tristan to duel
Cloud and his team in the battle of the episode. But it is an elimination contest, so its Cloud vs Yugi, Joey vs ??? and finally
Tristan vs ???. Who will win? I don't know. I'm gonna snort some VitaFrseh and make it up. BTW, if you didn't know it yet, Fade
(aka Morgan) is out of hospital and doing fine. Jessica, my girlfriend makes an appearance to. She wrote her lines herself.
Fade: Yeah. Just gotta come in for a check up in 2 weeks. Also, your requests who we know nothing about will just sing the Joe
song.
Shade: But for now, ITS TIME TO DUEL! Oh yeah- \.../= Thinking
Disclaimer: I (Fade: WE!) don't own Yugioh, FF7, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Senshi, Gundam Wing.
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Yugi: Can we duel yet?
Cloud: Yes! First, Yugi will deel me!
Yugi: CAN YOU SAY DUEL RIGHT?!? ITS DUEL! NOT DEEL OR DEUL OR EVEN DEAL! ITS DUEL! DUEL!
Cloud: O..............k. Draw your cards! (Cloud and Yugi each draw 7 cards).
Yugi: I get to go first. I play... Dark Magican! (Dark Magican appears) And I play 2 cards face down... your move.
Cloud: Ha! Nice move. I play... (looks at his hand) SEPIROTH! (Sepiroth appears with an Attack of 5000 and a defense of 4500)
Yugi: What?!?
Cloud: And I add the Holy Materia! But I think I'll play this other card card in reverse defense. And I'll put this card face
down... your move.
Tea: Go Yugi!
Shade: Yeah! Beat the heck outta Cloud!
Tifa: Go Cloud!
(everyone glares at Tifa)
Tifa: I mean Yugi. Go Yugi.
Yugi: Thanks Tifa. I play the Celtic Guardian! And I combine it with the legendry EXCALIBURN! (Celtic Guardians sword sets on
fire. His attack increases to 2500)
Cloud: That won't make a dent in Sepiroth!
Yugi: But you forget one thing. My face down cards. In 5 turns you will lose. But I will reveal this one magic card... Its the
SUMMON MONSTER CARD! I can retrive any monster from my deck... (he searches through his deck and pulls one out) But I won't play
this card. I'll play this one... THE ANNOYING EAR FLICK! (A hand in a flicking postion appears on Yugis side. It has an attack
of 100 and a defense of 100) ANNOYING EAR FLICK, ATTACK!
Cloud: Ha! It cannot hurt the Unstoppable Sepiroth!
Yugi: But it can annoy him of the field. (The Annoying Ear Flick flicks Sepiroths ear, and keeps on doing it. Sepiroth just walks
off the field, pissed off. Life pionts now Cloud: 1600 Yugi: 2000)
Cloud: Aww hell.
Aeris: Go... (everyone glares at her)... Yugi. Yeah, go Yugi.
Yami: (pauses from beating Fade into a bloody pulp) Go Yugi! (continues beating Fade into a bloody pulp)
Sailor Senshi and the Gundam Wing crew: Hi, my names Joe.
I got a wife and three kids
And I work in the button factory.
One day my boss walked up and said
"Joe, are you busy?"
I said no
And he showed me how to push a button like so
"Can you do it?"
I said no
And I didn't push the button like so
Yugi: Remember- 5 turns. Your move.
Cloud: \Damn, I must destroy his ear flick.../ I'll draw my card... and I'll play the Kaboom card! It blows up any one of your
monsters. And I'll blow up... Annoying Ear Flick. (The hand blows up. Life points- Cloud: 1600 Yugi: 1900)
Goku: Ka-boom! You goin' down boy!
Shade: Grr... You suck Cloud!
Gohan: No, he rules! Go Cloud! Beat that punk-ass kid!
Shade: DIE! KA-SHADE-HA-FADE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Goku and Gohan are blasted)
Cloud: Shutup down there! But I will also play... yes... Rabid Wolf! (A wolf frothing at the mouth appears. It has an Attack of
1200 and defence of 1000)
Yugi: Ho ho ho! That one stinks! It will die, like you, in 5 turns.
Cloud: But wait. I put down another card. Face down. Your move.
Yugi: 4 more turns. 4 more turns till you lose. I play The White Light Angel! (A blonde female angel appears. Attack 400 Defence
3000). And I also play... the Polymorph card! It allows me to combine any 2 cards, as long as they're compatible.
Joey: Go Yug'! Beat that pompus nazi!
Cloud: No, thats... impossible!
Yugi: I combine White Light Angel with the Celtic Guardian to create... (a bright light surrounds the two monsters.)... Peter,
Guardian Angel Of The Gate! (A blonde male angel holding a flaming sword is there) He has an Attack of 5000 and a Defence of
5000! But I won't attack... your move. 4 more turns.
Cloud: Aw hell. Hold on... (looks at his cards) I play the Samurai Warrior! (The Samurai Warrior appears. It has samurai armour
and carries a katana. It has an attack of 1500, defence of 1200). And I use the... Polymorph! Combine my Rabid Wolf and Samurai
Warrior to create... (a bright light surrounds the monsters) The Ronin Wolf! (A were-wolf creature holding a katana is there)
It has an Attack of 5000 and a defence of 5000 to. RONIN WOLF! ATTACK THE DARK MAGICAN! (The Ronin Wolf does a nice vertical
slash on the Dark Magican, causing it to explode)
Yugi: No! (Life Points now Cloud: 1600 Yugi: 900)
Cloud: What? You should've died!
Yugi: You forgot my second face down card. It lowers the attack to do only 1000. My move. 3 more turns till your demise.
Shade: Go Yug'!
Joey: Hey! Thats my line!
Shade: You callin' me punk?
Joey: Yeah! Yah! (attacks)
Shade: HA!(punches him hard in the jaw)
Joey: (falls to the ground) Ugh!
Aeris: (walks up to Shade and rubs his shoulders) Oh Shade, you're so strong!
Shade: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
Fade: (In a mocking voice) Frankly my dear I just want the ham.
Gotenks: (mocking) Frankly my dear I don't like this Spam.
Garrett: (mocking) Frankly my dear I rape my lamb.
(everyone stares at Garret)
Garrett: What the sh*t do you want?
Yugi: Back to dueling. I think I'll play the Swords Of Revealing Light! It freezes your monsters for 3 turns. And I'll play the
Armeggodon Meteor! (A very large meteor flys towards Clouds Ronin Wolf, but freezes before it hits.) And I'll play this card face
down. Your move.
Cloud: \Hmm... what is that card?.../ Ok, I'll play... (looks at his hand) Heh. I play the Texas Chainsaw Massacrist! (a large
man wearing a hockey mask and holding a blood stained chainsaw appears. Attack: 2500 Defense: 0) And I combine it with the
Ultimate Chainsaw! (His attack raises to 5000) But I play the Massacrist in defense mode.
Yugi: But his defence is zero! It'll die!
Cloud: (mocking Yugi) But his defence is zero it'll die. (going back to normal voice) I know that! Which is why I play... Shield
and Sword! (everyones defence and attack switch. Doesn't change the Guardian of The Gate or Ronin Wolf, but Massacrist now has a
defence of 5000 and an attack of 0) My move is over.
Shade: The f*ck?
Kaiba: Want some snoochie-boochie-noochies?
Shade: Gimme! (snorts some VitaFresh) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I LOVE CHEESE!
Tea: Jess, how can you live with him?
Jess: He makes me laugh. And I love him.
Tea: (sarcasticly) Really? You love him? Wow.
Jess: (grins at Tea)
Yugi: Back to duelling. Two more turns Cloud. Two more. I think I'll finish my turn now. Tea!
Tea: Yes Yugi?
Yugi: Can we have a quickie?
Tea: (giggles) No Yugi.
Shade: I LIKE DANISHES!
Jess: (giggles) Oh Shade.
Cloud: My turn? Already? Umm... I'll finish too.
Yugi: One more turn. You ready?
Cloud: Yes. Have your turn. But you can't beat me.
Yugi: I'll play this Amish Loser, circa Episode 1! And I'll finish now!
Cloud: But I'll attack it with my Ronin Wolf! Ronin Wolf, ATTACK!
Yugi: Umm... no. You're frozen by the Swords of Revealing Light.
Cloud: DAMN! OK, i'll finish now.
Yugi: That was your last turn.
Cloud: But you can't beat me.
Yugi: Oh? Your Wolf is not the only thing frozen by the swords. See my meteor? It was frozen. It has an attack of 6600. It will
destroy you when my turn ends. (gives the thumbs up) And my turn (gives the thumbs down) is over.
(The meteor flys down and destroys everything of Clouds. Life Points- Cloud: 0 Yugi: 900)
Tea: Go Yugi!
Joey: Go Yug'!
Shade: GO ME AND JESS' LOVE CHILD!
Jess: (blushing) Shade...
Yugi: Hell yea'!
Cloud: Good game Yugi. But now Tristan must fight.
Yugi: Who is he duelling?
Cloud: Sepiroth!
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Will Tristan beat Sepiroth?
Will Joey beat his mystery opponent?
And will we find out if Yugi is Shade and Jess' love child?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Send in more ideas! Tunes for my girl Jess!
Cloud and his team in the battle of the episode. But it is an elimination contest, so its Cloud vs Yugi, Joey vs ??? and finally
Tristan vs ???. Who will win? I don't know. I'm gonna snort some VitaFrseh and make it up. BTW, if you didn't know it yet, Fade
(aka Morgan) is out of hospital and doing fine. Jessica, my girlfriend makes an appearance to. She wrote her lines herself.
Fade: Yeah. Just gotta come in for a check up in 2 weeks. Also, your requests who we know nothing about will just sing the Joe
song.
Shade: But for now, ITS TIME TO DUEL! Oh yeah- \.../= Thinking
Disclaimer: I (Fade: WE!) don't own Yugioh, FF7, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Senshi, Gundam Wing.
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Yugi: Can we duel yet?
Cloud: Yes! First, Yugi will deel me!
Yugi: CAN YOU SAY DUEL RIGHT?!? ITS DUEL! NOT DEEL OR DEUL OR EVEN DEAL! ITS DUEL! DUEL!
Cloud: O..............k. Draw your cards! (Cloud and Yugi each draw 7 cards).
Yugi: I get to go first. I play... Dark Magican! (Dark Magican appears) And I play 2 cards face down... your move.
Cloud: Ha! Nice move. I play... (looks at his hand) SEPIROTH! (Sepiroth appears with an Attack of 5000 and a defense of 4500)
Yugi: What?!?
Cloud: And I add the Holy Materia! But I think I'll play this other card card in reverse defense. And I'll put this card face
down... your move.
Tea: Go Yugi!
Shade: Yeah! Beat the heck outta Cloud!
Tifa: Go Cloud!
(everyone glares at Tifa)
Tifa: I mean Yugi. Go Yugi.
Yugi: Thanks Tifa. I play the Celtic Guardian! And I combine it with the legendry EXCALIBURN! (Celtic Guardians sword sets on
fire. His attack increases to 2500)
Cloud: That won't make a dent in Sepiroth!
Yugi: But you forget one thing. My face down cards. In 5 turns you will lose. But I will reveal this one magic card... Its the
SUMMON MONSTER CARD! I can retrive any monster from my deck... (he searches through his deck and pulls one out) But I won't play
this card. I'll play this one... THE ANNOYING EAR FLICK! (A hand in a flicking postion appears on Yugis side. It has an attack
of 100 and a defense of 100) ANNOYING EAR FLICK, ATTACK!
Cloud: Ha! It cannot hurt the Unstoppable Sepiroth!
Yugi: But it can annoy him of the field. (The Annoying Ear Flick flicks Sepiroths ear, and keeps on doing it. Sepiroth just walks
off the field, pissed off. Life pionts now Cloud: 1600 Yugi: 2000)
Cloud: Aww hell.
Aeris: Go... (everyone glares at her)... Yugi. Yeah, go Yugi.
Yami: (pauses from beating Fade into a bloody pulp) Go Yugi! (continues beating Fade into a bloody pulp)
Sailor Senshi and the Gundam Wing crew: Hi, my names Joe.
I got a wife and three kids
And I work in the button factory.
One day my boss walked up and said
"Joe, are you busy?"
I said no
And he showed me how to push a button like so
"Can you do it?"
I said no
And I didn't push the button like so
Yugi: Remember- 5 turns. Your move.
Cloud: \Damn, I must destroy his ear flick.../ I'll draw my card... and I'll play the Kaboom card! It blows up any one of your
monsters. And I'll blow up... Annoying Ear Flick. (The hand blows up. Life points- Cloud: 1600 Yugi: 1900)
Goku: Ka-boom! You goin' down boy!
Shade: Grr... You suck Cloud!
Gohan: No, he rules! Go Cloud! Beat that punk-ass kid!
Shade: DIE! KA-SHADE-HA-FADE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Goku and Gohan are blasted)
Cloud: Shutup down there! But I will also play... yes... Rabid Wolf! (A wolf frothing at the mouth appears. It has an Attack of
1200 and defence of 1000)
Yugi: Ho ho ho! That one stinks! It will die, like you, in 5 turns.
Cloud: But wait. I put down another card. Face down. Your move.
Yugi: 4 more turns. 4 more turns till you lose. I play The White Light Angel! (A blonde female angel appears. Attack 400 Defence
3000). And I also play... the Polymorph card! It allows me to combine any 2 cards, as long as they're compatible.
Joey: Go Yug'! Beat that pompus nazi!
Cloud: No, thats... impossible!
Yugi: I combine White Light Angel with the Celtic Guardian to create... (a bright light surrounds the two monsters.)... Peter,
Guardian Angel Of The Gate! (A blonde male angel holding a flaming sword is there) He has an Attack of 5000 and a Defence of
5000! But I won't attack... your move. 4 more turns.
Cloud: Aw hell. Hold on... (looks at his cards) I play the Samurai Warrior! (The Samurai Warrior appears. It has samurai armour
and carries a katana. It has an attack of 1500, defence of 1200). And I use the... Polymorph! Combine my Rabid Wolf and Samurai
Warrior to create... (a bright light surrounds the monsters) The Ronin Wolf! (A were-wolf creature holding a katana is there)
It has an Attack of 5000 and a defence of 5000 to. RONIN WOLF! ATTACK THE DARK MAGICAN! (The Ronin Wolf does a nice vertical
slash on the Dark Magican, causing it to explode)
Yugi: No! (Life Points now Cloud: 1600 Yugi: 900)
Cloud: What? You should've died!
Yugi: You forgot my second face down card. It lowers the attack to do only 1000. My move. 3 more turns till your demise.
Shade: Go Yug'!
Joey: Hey! Thats my line!
Shade: You callin' me punk?
Joey: Yeah! Yah! (attacks)
Shade: HA!(punches him hard in the jaw)
Joey: (falls to the ground) Ugh!
Aeris: (walks up to Shade and rubs his shoulders) Oh Shade, you're so strong!
Shade: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
Fade: (In a mocking voice) Frankly my dear I just want the ham.
Gotenks: (mocking) Frankly my dear I don't like this Spam.
Garrett: (mocking) Frankly my dear I rape my lamb.
(everyone stares at Garret)
Garrett: What the sh*t do you want?
Yugi: Back to dueling. I think I'll play the Swords Of Revealing Light! It freezes your monsters for 3 turns. And I'll play the
Armeggodon Meteor! (A very large meteor flys towards Clouds Ronin Wolf, but freezes before it hits.) And I'll play this card face
down. Your move.
Cloud: \Hmm... what is that card?.../ Ok, I'll play... (looks at his hand) Heh. I play the Texas Chainsaw Massacrist! (a large
man wearing a hockey mask and holding a blood stained chainsaw appears. Attack: 2500 Defense: 0) And I combine it with the
Ultimate Chainsaw! (His attack raises to 5000) But I play the Massacrist in defense mode.
Yugi: But his defence is zero! It'll die!
Cloud: (mocking Yugi) But his defence is zero it'll die. (going back to normal voice) I know that! Which is why I play... Shield
and Sword! (everyones defence and attack switch. Doesn't change the Guardian of The Gate or Ronin Wolf, but Massacrist now has a
defence of 5000 and an attack of 0) My move is over.
Shade: The f*ck?
Kaiba: Want some snoochie-boochie-noochies?
Shade: Gimme! (snorts some VitaFresh) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I LOVE CHEESE!
Tea: Jess, how can you live with him?
Jess: He makes me laugh. And I love him.
Tea: (sarcasticly) Really? You love him? Wow.
Jess: (grins at Tea)
Yugi: Back to duelling. Two more turns Cloud. Two more. I think I'll finish my turn now. Tea!
Tea: Yes Yugi?
Yugi: Can we have a quickie?
Tea: (giggles) No Yugi.
Shade: I LIKE DANISHES!
Jess: (giggles) Oh Shade.
Cloud: My turn? Already? Umm... I'll finish too.
Yugi: One more turn. You ready?
Cloud: Yes. Have your turn. But you can't beat me.
Yugi: I'll play this Amish Loser, circa Episode 1! And I'll finish now!
Cloud: But I'll attack it with my Ronin Wolf! Ronin Wolf, ATTACK!
Yugi: Umm... no. You're frozen by the Swords of Revealing Light.
Cloud: DAMN! OK, i'll finish now.
Yugi: That was your last turn.
Cloud: But you can't beat me.
Yugi: Oh? Your Wolf is not the only thing frozen by the swords. See my meteor? It was frozen. It has an attack of 6600. It will
destroy you when my turn ends. (gives the thumbs up) And my turn (gives the thumbs down) is over.
(The meteor flys down and destroys everything of Clouds. Life Points- Cloud: 0 Yugi: 900)
Tea: Go Yugi!
Joey: Go Yug'!
Shade: GO ME AND JESS' LOVE CHILD!
Jess: (blushing) Shade...
Yugi: Hell yea'!
Cloud: Good game Yugi. But now Tristan must fight.
Yugi: Who is he duelling?
Cloud: Sepiroth!
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Will Tristan beat Sepiroth?
Will Joey beat his mystery opponent?
And will we find out if Yugi is Shade and Jess' love child?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Send in more ideas! Tunes for my girl Jess!