Shade: Mrs Future Valentine- I am extraordinarily sorry for making Cloud lose. In exchange, I will let Vincent Valentine have a
major part in this episode. Kay? By the way (steam starts gushing from his ears) , NO SWEARING IN THE REVEIWS! At our high school,
the head of the computers has a thing that blocks all sites that have swear words. THANKS FOR RUINING IT McCLOUD! Anyway, I just
went to Japan and got a really cool katana. It is so cool. Anyway... lets go!
Fade: Oh! Hitoki, VitaFresh is a powdered orange drink. It is really sugary, and makes you go high in an instant if you sniff it.
Shade: Yes. Might have some now! (sniffs some VitaFresh) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Disclaimer: Fade and I don't own Yugioh, FF7, Dragon Ball Z or Card Captors. We are holding memorial services for the late
leather this Teusday.
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Vincent: Ok, so who's going next? Am I in this?
Shade: Yeah, I think you're playing Joey.
Vincent: Hooray!
Fade: Better get your deck prepared.
Vincent: Yeah... (starts getting his deck ready)
Sepiroth: Enough of this. I think it's time to deal!
Yugi: (to Cloud) Your friends can't even say it?!?
Cloud: Grr... I will win... next time...
Tristan: Mmm... leather...
Sepiroth: I go first!
Tristan: Hee hee hee... leather...
Sepiroth: O...........K. I'll play... the... umm... how do I play this?
Shade: They're as clueless as each other.
Sepiroth: Ok... I'll play the Random Dragon-Ball-Z Character card! (all of these DBZ characters start flipping)
Fade: Who will it be?
Yami: Why the hell is Dragon Ball Z doing in this series?
Sepiroth: It's slowing down... (the flipping stops on... Hercule, who has an attack of 500) NO!
Yugi: Yes!
Cloud: No!
Aeris: Who is Hercule?
Shade: A clueless idiot.
Mai: Say Vincent...
(Vincent looks up)
Vincent: Yes?
Mai: I'll do anything for $200.
Vincent: Anythin'?
Mai: Yes! Anything!
Vincent: Ok. (hands over money) Bitch, paint my house.
Mai: Grr... (grabs a paint brush)
Vincent: Not the chimney!
Sepiroth: Your move.
Tristan: Umm... Oh no! Hercule... leather... hee hee hee...
Sepiroth: You gonna play?
Tristan: Umm... go! Leather!
(A piece of leather appears on the field. It has an attack of 0)
Tristan: Go! Leather! (drools)
(The leather flys forward but is destroyed by a chop from Hercule, which was cooked to perfection by Shade on his BBQ)
Yami: Life points are now Sepiroth: 2000 Tristan: 1500!
Cloud: Oh yeah!
Kaiba: (still crying about not being a real dealer) Why couldn't I get some REAL snoochie-boochie-noochies...?
Silent Mokuba: (rolls his eyes)
Sepiroth: HA! I combine Hercule with the Upgrade Some Stupid DBZ Character Into SSJ4 Goku! MWHAHAHA! (Hercule turns into SSJ4
Goku, with an Attack of 6000)
Tristan: No! Not the... (drools un-cerimoniusly) leather... (drools more)
Sepiroth: Can I do a mercy killing?
Shade: Still got a lot of room to fill up. But we can start Joeys duel!
Tristan: Mmm... (drools) leather... (chews Teas shoes and drools on them)
Sepiroth: Goku, do the Kamehameha! (Goku does so, and destroys Tristans life points)
Yami: End game! Sepiroth wins!
Sepiroth: Oh yeah!
Cloud: Who-hoo!
Yugi: (claps veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey slooooowly)
Yami: I declare a tag-team match! On the side of Final Fintasy 7, CLOUD AND VINCENT! And on the side of good, niceness and all
things wonderful, we have the legendry-
Cloud: CAN YOU GET TO THE PLAYERS?!?!
Vincent: YEAH! And... MAI! How's my house doin'?
Mai: (continues painting Vincents house) Grr...
Yami: Umm... we have YUGI AND JOEY! LET THE GAMES BEGIN! I DECLARE THAT YUGI GOES FIRST, FOLLOWED BY VINCENT! BEGIN... NOW!
Yugi: Good! (looks at his cards) I play these 2 cards face down... (puts 2 cards down) And I'll also play this Ronin Wolf!
(the Ronin Wolf appears on the table [read episode 15 for description], with an attack of 5000) Your move Vincent.
Vincent: \What is he up to with those cards.../ Well, I'll play my Keroberos, Guardian Beast of The Seal! (Keroberos appears.
He has an attack of 4000) And I'll combine him with THE CLOW BOOK! It increases all Card Captors cards power ten fold. (Keroberos'
power is now 40,000) I'll give you some time to think. Your move, but I doubt you'll last.
Joey: Oh sh*t!
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Will Vincent win the duel?
Will Mai finish Vincents house?
And will something MEANINGFUL actually happen in this series?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Keep sending ideas for this story, and it's sister story YAMI-BALL-GT! Please! We need the money! If you were wondering,
this story is actually our english project. The more good reveiws we get, the better our grade! Only 1 semi-flame so far!
major part in this episode. Kay? By the way (steam starts gushing from his ears) , NO SWEARING IN THE REVEIWS! At our high school,
the head of the computers has a thing that blocks all sites that have swear words. THANKS FOR RUINING IT McCLOUD! Anyway, I just
went to Japan and got a really cool katana. It is so cool. Anyway... lets go!
Fade: Oh! Hitoki, VitaFresh is a powdered orange drink. It is really sugary, and makes you go high in an instant if you sniff it.
Shade: Yes. Might have some now! (sniffs some VitaFresh) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Disclaimer: Fade and I don't own Yugioh, FF7, Dragon Ball Z or Card Captors. We are holding memorial services for the late
leather this Teusday.
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Vincent: Ok, so who's going next? Am I in this?
Shade: Yeah, I think you're playing Joey.
Vincent: Hooray!
Fade: Better get your deck prepared.
Vincent: Yeah... (starts getting his deck ready)
Sepiroth: Enough of this. I think it's time to deal!
Yugi: (to Cloud) Your friends can't even say it?!?
Cloud: Grr... I will win... next time...
Tristan: Mmm... leather...
Sepiroth: I go first!
Tristan: Hee hee hee... leather...
Sepiroth: O...........K. I'll play... the... umm... how do I play this?
Shade: They're as clueless as each other.
Sepiroth: Ok... I'll play the Random Dragon-Ball-Z Character card! (all of these DBZ characters start flipping)
Fade: Who will it be?
Yami: Why the hell is Dragon Ball Z doing in this series?
Sepiroth: It's slowing down... (the flipping stops on... Hercule, who has an attack of 500) NO!
Yugi: Yes!
Cloud: No!
Aeris: Who is Hercule?
Shade: A clueless idiot.
Mai: Say Vincent...
(Vincent looks up)
Vincent: Yes?
Mai: I'll do anything for $200.
Vincent: Anythin'?
Mai: Yes! Anything!
Vincent: Ok. (hands over money) Bitch, paint my house.
Mai: Grr... (grabs a paint brush)
Vincent: Not the chimney!
Sepiroth: Your move.
Tristan: Umm... Oh no! Hercule... leather... hee hee hee...
Sepiroth: You gonna play?
Tristan: Umm... go! Leather!
(A piece of leather appears on the field. It has an attack of 0)
Tristan: Go! Leather! (drools)
(The leather flys forward but is destroyed by a chop from Hercule, which was cooked to perfection by Shade on his BBQ)
Yami: Life points are now Sepiroth: 2000 Tristan: 1500!
Cloud: Oh yeah!
Kaiba: (still crying about not being a real dealer) Why couldn't I get some REAL snoochie-boochie-noochies...?
Silent Mokuba: (rolls his eyes)
Sepiroth: HA! I combine Hercule with the Upgrade Some Stupid DBZ Character Into SSJ4 Goku! MWHAHAHA! (Hercule turns into SSJ4
Goku, with an Attack of 6000)
Tristan: No! Not the... (drools un-cerimoniusly) leather... (drools more)
Sepiroth: Can I do a mercy killing?
Shade: Still got a lot of room to fill up. But we can start Joeys duel!
Tristan: Mmm... (drools) leather... (chews Teas shoes and drools on them)
Sepiroth: Goku, do the Kamehameha! (Goku does so, and destroys Tristans life points)
Yami: End game! Sepiroth wins!
Sepiroth: Oh yeah!
Cloud: Who-hoo!
Yugi: (claps veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey slooooowly)
Yami: I declare a tag-team match! On the side of Final Fintasy 7, CLOUD AND VINCENT! And on the side of good, niceness and all
things wonderful, we have the legendry-
Cloud: CAN YOU GET TO THE PLAYERS?!?!
Vincent: YEAH! And... MAI! How's my house doin'?
Mai: (continues painting Vincents house) Grr...
Yami: Umm... we have YUGI AND JOEY! LET THE GAMES BEGIN! I DECLARE THAT YUGI GOES FIRST, FOLLOWED BY VINCENT! BEGIN... NOW!
Yugi: Good! (looks at his cards) I play these 2 cards face down... (puts 2 cards down) And I'll also play this Ronin Wolf!
(the Ronin Wolf appears on the table [read episode 15 for description], with an attack of 5000) Your move Vincent.
Vincent: \What is he up to with those cards.../ Well, I'll play my Keroberos, Guardian Beast of The Seal! (Keroberos appears.
He has an attack of 4000) And I'll combine him with THE CLOW BOOK! It increases all Card Captors cards power ten fold. (Keroberos'
power is now 40,000) I'll give you some time to think. Your move, but I doubt you'll last.
Joey: Oh sh*t!
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Will Vincent win the duel?
Will Mai finish Vincents house?
And will something MEANINGFUL actually happen in this series?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Shade: Keep sending ideas for this story, and it's sister story YAMI-BALL-GT! Please! We need the money! If you were wondering,
this story is actually our english project. The more good reveiws we get, the better our grade! Only 1 semi-flame so far!