Shade: Ok, that Kaiba killing has left open a new path of lunacy in this story. Now... why did I do that to Kaiba? He was one
of my favourite characters...

Fade: Don't be such a baby.

Shade: Ok 'I Ran Off To My Room Crying When They Cancelled Sailor Moon' MORGAN!

Fade: (crying) Why are you so hurtful? (runs out of story)

Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh, FF7 or Dragon Ball Z!
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Mokuba: Brother... don't die... (crying like heck) please don't go...

Kaiba: (holding his bleeding wound) I'm... I'm sorry... good... goodbye...

(All of a sudden, this pops and Kaiba wakes up)

Kaiba: Wagh! (rub his face) God... what a crazy dream... (looks to his side. Chi Chi is there. Naked) What the...?

Chi Chi: Hey big boy...

Kaiba: Oh no... argh!

Chi Chi: I didn't know that when you do a chick up the butt she farts, did you?

Kaiba: Wargh! (runs out of room)

Chi Chi: No! Wait!

(Videl pops out from under the sheets, naked)

Videl: Whats his problem?

Chi Chi: I don't know...

(All of a sudden, this pops and Cloud wakes up)

Cloud: Whoa... (rubs his eyes) That dream was weird... (looks to his left and see's Aeris naked. Looks to his right and see's
Tifa naked)

Aeris and Tifa: Hey...

Cloud: Well at least I woke up normally...

(Tea pops up next to him naked)

Tea: Hi Cloud!

Cloud: Umm... hi...

(Mai pops up next to him naked)

Mai: Hey Cloud!

Cloud: Hi...

(Chi Chi pops up naked)

Chi Chi: Mornin' Cloud!

Cloud: What...

(Videl pops up naked)

Videl: Hey hey hey!

Cloud: Huh...

(Bulma pops up naked)

Bulma: Lets do it again!

Cloud: What?

(All of these women are pouring into his room naked)

Woman 1: Mkae love to me Cloud!

Woman 2: Please Cloud!

Cloud: No! (runs away)

Tifa: Whats his problem?

Aeris: I don't know...

(All of sudden this pops and Yugi wakes up)

Yugi: Wha- (looks puzzled) why am I dreaming about Clouds sex life?

Voice: I have no idea Yug'!

(Yugi turns to see a naked Joey next to him)

Yugi: No! (runs out of room)

(Bakura pops up from under the sheets)

Bakura: What's his problem?

Joey: I don't know...

(All of a sudden, this pops and Tea wakes up)

Tea: Wagh! (drinks some water) Oh god... (looks to the side and see's Yugi sitting there) Yugi? What are you doing here...?

Yugi: I woke up in bed and...

Tea: Joey was naked next to you?

Yugi: How did you know?

Tea: I have no idea... maybe I'm psychic...

(A dude in a balaclava bursts in)

Dude: Ok! Hit the ground and do a funky chicken dance!

(All of a sudden, this pops and Jess wakes up)

Jess: Whoa!

(Shade gets up next to her)

Shade: Whats wrong?

Jess: Oh god... I just had this crazy dream about everyone dreaming and waking up again.

Shade: Whoa... thats weird and crazy... \Note to self: Post idea to Fade about dream sequence chapter.../

Jess: I also dreamt that you and me broke up... (looks at Shade)

Shade: Why would you dream that? \Second note to self: Buy Jess something she really loves/

Jess: Aw, thanks Shade! (hugs him)

Shade: (puzzled) O.................K. Oh well, a hugs a hug! (he hugs Jess and they snuggle down in bed)
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Will these dreams go on any further?
What will Shade get Jess?
And will I ever get to do anything more than this? (Shade: I'm promoting you to Yu-Gi-Oh recorder for Shade!) Yes!
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Ok, I've promoted the question dude! We'll have celebrity questioneers at the end of each episode! Send in your ideas
for them! Please post some original ones to, we want to read fics as well as writing them!

Fade: Ok... (sniff)

Shade: Ignore him. He just got dumped by his girlfriend. Over the answering machine.

Fade: What a cow! Wah! (crys some more)