Shade: Alright then, if YOU want to be the celebrity questioneer, write down your e-mail in a review and we will send you a
pre-release copy of the episode you will be in. Write down the 3 question followed by 'Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!', then
we will check out the questions and release it on FanFiction.net! It's that easy! But today I put Hercule from DBZ in.

Hercule: Yes! I get a major part in the fic plus I get a chance to have a re-match with that stupid Goku!

Fade: Quiet!

Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh!, FF7 or DBZ...
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Yugi: Man was that a crazy night.

Tea: Mmmhmm. Weird. Especially that crazy man in a balaclava...

Jess: I'm psychic!

Shade: Yep. She is.

Yugi: Oh, how amazing! \What a loser! Wanting attention like that.../

Jess: You callin' me a loser?

Yugi: My god it is true!

Yami: I feel like going on a murderous rampage in the Barney Directors suite...

Fade: You do in episode 3 of Yu-Gi-Oh!- The Bank Robbery.

Yami: Crazy. Do I use (pulls out a shotgun) this?

Shade: Yes...

Yami: And this? (pulls out a six-shot revolver)

Fade: Yes...

Yami: And do I get to shoot down people from a distance like this? (he fires a shot from the revolver in a random direction. A
scream is heard)

Yugi: Thats some good shootin' Yami.

Yami: Thanks aibou!

Future Trunks: Can you shoot me, scum? (un-steathes his katana)

Yami: (aims the shotgun) You callin' me out?

Future Trunks: You ready?

Yami: I was born ready. (fires the shotgun)

(Future Trunks is hit, but still stands with no damage visible)

Yugi: What...?

Tea: How did he...?

Mai: \I've had enough of men. I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian.../

Jess: Get away from me, lezzo!

Shade: Man, I just got a good plot idea!

Furure Trunks: Your earthly weapons cannot harm me. (Britney Spears music plays) Hit me baby, one more time!

(Yami fires again with no results)

Future Trunks: You shouldn't play with toys, Yami! (slices Yamis shotgun with his katana)

Yami: Damn! (starts firing his revolver like carzy at Future Trunks)

Furture Trunks: Yami! I am your uncles fathers cousins grandfathers third granddaughters father!

Yami: (stops firing) Thats not true. my uncles fathers cousins grandfathers third granddaughters father is a plumber.

Future Trunks: That means... we're not related?!?

Yami: Seems that way.

Future Trunks: Oh. Well, I'll kill you anyway! (charges towards Yami)

Tea: No!

Yugi: No! You will not kill my friend! KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (the Kamehameha fires
towards Future Trunks but he avoids it)

Future Trunks: Ha! You will have to do better than that!

SSJ4 Goku: SPIRIT BOMB! (He throws down the spirit bomb, obliterating Trunks)

Trunks: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Yami: You hit the wrong one! You were supposed to hit-

(He is sliced across the belly by Future Trunks' katana)

Future Trunks: Yeah!

Yami: Uh... (his guts pour out along with a lot of blood) ARGH!

Tea: No! Yami!

Yugi: THATS IT! (looks at Future Trunks, and his eyes roll over) Power of the darkness
Power of the night
Summon the guardian
Of the one true
RONIN!
(he is engulfed by black. Red eyes shine through the dark)

Tea: Huh...?

Future Trunks: You can forget your cheap tricks, Yugi.

Yami: Yugi... don't do it... you're... to young...

Yugi: (still engulfed by the dark) The one you know as Yugi no longer inhibits this body...

Yami: (holding his wound) No... not now... don't do it Ronin... he'll die...

Yugi: Ha! He is strong... I am fueled by his love for Tea and his burning hatred for Shade because of all the crazy sh*t he
has had to do in this fic!

Tea: (crying) Yugi!

Shade: Oh crap. I knew I shouldn't have stuck that armadillo down his pants... oh wait. I'm doing that next episode. Ha!

Yugi: Yes... (the dark disappears, revealing a Yugi with black hair with gray bangs, a black suit and burning red eyes) Now...

Future Trunks: Oh crap. I shouldn't have killed Yami.

Yugi: You killed my hosts friend. Now it's revenge. My only purpouse is to kill you. Now for my weapon... (he puts his hands
palms down directly forwards and starts chanting. A silver sword materializes in front of him)

Tea: What is that?

Fade: It's the Silver Sword Of The Dark Flame.

Tea: Thats one long name.

Fade: Yes, but it has ultimate power.

Yugi: FLAME ON! (the sword is covered in black flames) Now... let's fight!
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Hercule: Will I get another chance at getting Goku that stupid trickster?
Will Videl break up with that weird alien boy?
And will I ever get a haircut?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Ok! Write in if you want to be the celebrity questioneer! Read and review!