Shade: Ok, today the questioneer is... MY BROTHER JAY! Say hi!
Slick Donavan: Hey my brother.
Fade: 'Sup?
Slick Donavan: Not much.
Shade: Ok, today the thrilling Ronin saga continues in the shadow realm! What will happen now?
Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh, FF7 or DBZ. Jay owns himself.
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Yugi: No! (he jumps out of the way) I can't die!
Ronin: But you will Yugi. And then the world will end when I am unleashed. Now stand still! (he swipes at Yugi again and
Yugi leaps again)
Yugi: Help me!
(Fade Wolfius appears)
Fade Wolfius: Stop it Ronin! You shall not harm this one.
Ronin: No! I must be released in the realm of men, and not even you will stop me!
Yugi: Time out! (Evil Yugi and Fade Wolfius look at him) Can you explain to me how the merge of Shade and Fade knows you, Ronin?
Fade Wolfius: I'll explain this one. Me and Ronin were fighters in war. We were men who fought as mercenaries for anyone. We
fought for the English, the French, the Japanese and the Chinese. In fact we fought for everyone.
Ronin: Then we were slayed by a rouge Muslim. When we died, we believed we would go to heaven. In fact, what happened was that
we were sent to the Shadow Realm, a world where the ancient Eygytians played the early version of Duel Monsters and where the
best warriors were sent when they died. We were given a choice to either be men who went back to the mortal realm when two men
who knew the secrets of merging, and be the result of it...
Fade Wolfius:... or be a spirit who, when summoned by a man with the right chant, would possess the man. I chose the first option,
whereas Ronin chose to be the possesser.
Ronin: Yami knew me in that realm. That is how you knew my chant.
Yugi: Say what?
Fade Wolfius: It is hard to understand. But the way it works is that if you die when he possesses you, he is released in the
mortal realm for all eternity.
Yugi: So you want to kill me Ronin?
Ronin: Gee, took you that long to notice?
Yugi: Then I challenge you to a duel! If I win then you exit my body and I go back to the mortal realm!
Ronin: And if you lose?
Yugi: (sighs) Then you kill me. That simple.
Fade Wolfius: Yugi! Don't do it! He's too good!
Yugi: But not for me and Joey. Wolfius! Can you bring Joey here?
Fade Wolfius: Yes... (his eyes roll over)
Yugi: What's happening?
Ronin: He's bring your friend over to this realm.
Fade Wolfius:
I am the Wolf,
I am the dead,
Bring forth the one known as
JOEY WHEELER!
(Vincent Valentine appears)
Yugi: Huh?
Fade Wolfius: Oh dang, I screwed up.
Vincent: Did you summon Joey Wheeler?
Yugi: Uh huh.
Vincent: Then you didn't screw up. My name is Joey Wheeler.
Yugi: Say what?
Vincent: I changed my name. Your friend is my son, Joey Wheeler Junior.
Fade Wolfius: Oh, ok. Bye! (Vincent disappears) Try this again... (eyes roll over)
Ronin: Please get the right one this time!
Fade Wolfius:
I am vengence,
I am the night,
Bring to this realm the one known as
JOEY WHEELER JUNIOR!
(Joey appears naked on the ground. He has a stiffie)
Joey: Oh Mai, touch it... oh yeah... (opens his eyes and realizes that he's not there) Huh?
Fade Wolfius:
I am Myer,
I am Sears,
Give this naked dude some
REAL CLOTHES!
(Joey is now fully clothed)
Joey: Thanks.
Yugi: Joey! I have to duel for my life.
Joey: Bad situation. (suddenly realizes something) Oh, you mean we have to...?
Yugi: Yes. Let's do it.
Ronin: What?
Fade Wolfius: Ha! Great idea!
Yugi and Joey:
We are the ones who merge
We are the ones who duel for life
We are the ones who must combine
To save the life of one half
Summon the guardian known as
SEGIR!
(a bright light surrounds Yugi and Joey)
Ronin: What... what is happening?
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Slick Donavan:
Who is this Segir?
Will I be in this fic again?
Who will win this duel?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: That was odd! Who is this Segir that Joey and Yugi morph into? Any comments, Jay?
Slick Donavan: My name is not Jay! It is slick!
Fade: I see...
Shade: Read and review people!
Slick Donavan: Hey my brother.
Fade: 'Sup?
Slick Donavan: Not much.
Shade: Ok, today the thrilling Ronin saga continues in the shadow realm! What will happen now?
Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh, FF7 or DBZ. Jay owns himself.
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Yugi: No! (he jumps out of the way) I can't die!
Ronin: But you will Yugi. And then the world will end when I am unleashed. Now stand still! (he swipes at Yugi again and
Yugi leaps again)
Yugi: Help me!
(Fade Wolfius appears)
Fade Wolfius: Stop it Ronin! You shall not harm this one.
Ronin: No! I must be released in the realm of men, and not even you will stop me!
Yugi: Time out! (Evil Yugi and Fade Wolfius look at him) Can you explain to me how the merge of Shade and Fade knows you, Ronin?
Fade Wolfius: I'll explain this one. Me and Ronin were fighters in war. We were men who fought as mercenaries for anyone. We
fought for the English, the French, the Japanese and the Chinese. In fact we fought for everyone.
Ronin: Then we were slayed by a rouge Muslim. When we died, we believed we would go to heaven. In fact, what happened was that
we were sent to the Shadow Realm, a world where the ancient Eygytians played the early version of Duel Monsters and where the
best warriors were sent when they died. We were given a choice to either be men who went back to the mortal realm when two men
who knew the secrets of merging, and be the result of it...
Fade Wolfius:... or be a spirit who, when summoned by a man with the right chant, would possess the man. I chose the first option,
whereas Ronin chose to be the possesser.
Ronin: Yami knew me in that realm. That is how you knew my chant.
Yugi: Say what?
Fade Wolfius: It is hard to understand. But the way it works is that if you die when he possesses you, he is released in the
mortal realm for all eternity.
Yugi: So you want to kill me Ronin?
Ronin: Gee, took you that long to notice?
Yugi: Then I challenge you to a duel! If I win then you exit my body and I go back to the mortal realm!
Ronin: And if you lose?
Yugi: (sighs) Then you kill me. That simple.
Fade Wolfius: Yugi! Don't do it! He's too good!
Yugi: But not for me and Joey. Wolfius! Can you bring Joey here?
Fade Wolfius: Yes... (his eyes roll over)
Yugi: What's happening?
Ronin: He's bring your friend over to this realm.
Fade Wolfius:
I am the Wolf,
I am the dead,
Bring forth the one known as
JOEY WHEELER!
(Vincent Valentine appears)
Yugi: Huh?
Fade Wolfius: Oh dang, I screwed up.
Vincent: Did you summon Joey Wheeler?
Yugi: Uh huh.
Vincent: Then you didn't screw up. My name is Joey Wheeler.
Yugi: Say what?
Vincent: I changed my name. Your friend is my son, Joey Wheeler Junior.
Fade Wolfius: Oh, ok. Bye! (Vincent disappears) Try this again... (eyes roll over)
Ronin: Please get the right one this time!
Fade Wolfius:
I am vengence,
I am the night,
Bring to this realm the one known as
JOEY WHEELER JUNIOR!
(Joey appears naked on the ground. He has a stiffie)
Joey: Oh Mai, touch it... oh yeah... (opens his eyes and realizes that he's not there) Huh?
Fade Wolfius:
I am Myer,
I am Sears,
Give this naked dude some
REAL CLOTHES!
(Joey is now fully clothed)
Joey: Thanks.
Yugi: Joey! I have to duel for my life.
Joey: Bad situation. (suddenly realizes something) Oh, you mean we have to...?
Yugi: Yes. Let's do it.
Ronin: What?
Fade Wolfius: Ha! Great idea!
Yugi and Joey:
We are the ones who merge
We are the ones who duel for life
We are the ones who must combine
To save the life of one half
Summon the guardian known as
SEGIR!
(a bright light surrounds Yugi and Joey)
Ronin: What... what is happening?
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Slick Donavan:
Who is this Segir?
Will I be in this fic again?
Who will win this duel?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: That was odd! Who is this Segir that Joey and Yugi morph into? Any comments, Jay?
Slick Donavan: My name is not Jay! It is slick!
Fade: I see...
Shade: Read and review people!